squire12 Posted October 19, 2019 Share Posted October 19, 2019 Just now, Forge said: <tips an imaginary cowboy hat at pickle> Howdy ma'am, I hear you have a locked door problem <Investigate key and keyhole, before sliding the key in> Why did this read as an opening scene from a XXX film? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forge Posted October 19, 2019 Share Posted October 19, 2019 1 minute ago, squire12 said: Why did this read as an opening scene from a XXX film? I should be more careful about the accidental double entendres 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Orca Posted October 19, 2019 Author Share Posted October 19, 2019 3 minutes ago, Forge said: <tips an imaginary cowboy hat at pickle> Howdy ma'am, I hear you have a locked door problem <Investigate key and keyhole, before sliding the key in> Looks like an ordinary key slot 3 minutes ago, squire12 said: Why did this read as an opening scene from a XXX film? I'll allow it...Counselor is in bed it seems...let's Party!!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pickle Rick Posted October 19, 2019 Share Posted October 19, 2019 6 minutes ago, Whicker said: How much should I read? 2 hours ago, Pickle Rick said: @The Orca <pulls our cell phone and dials 911 Operator: 911, what is your emergency Me: Um, yeah, so... Operator: Sir, do you have an emergency or not? Me: what the **** did I just see. So let's start from the top. I just witnessed an orca walk down a staircase and over to a man where he debowled him with a machete. He then took a hand grenade, pulled the pin and placed it inside of him. The dude just straight blew up my, well enemy. Operator: Sir please stay on the line, we have dispatched every squad car in your area Me: Thank god for GPS and cell phones. So back to what happen. Some little pickle man assaulted another man when he shoved yet a 3rd man's head up his ***. Operator: Wait, did you say pickle man? Me: Yes. Please stop interrupting and that is what socks you. Not a grown *** man's head deep inside another man's ***. Please let me speak, I need these words recorded bc the orca is gonna kill us all. I was also assaulted when 4 robots came out of a room and shot me in the giblets with a taser. Operator: Wait, in the giblets? Me: Please. I dont have much time. Yes in the giblets, I then **** all over myself. Where are the cops, we need help, this maniac is gonna kill us. Operator: um, I don't even know what to say...> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forge Posted October 19, 2019 Share Posted October 19, 2019 <jiggles key slightly in hole, shrugs for that YOLO life, and sees if he can fully turn the key in lock to open the door> @The Orca Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Orca Posted October 19, 2019 Author Share Posted October 19, 2019 1 minute ago, Forge said: <jiggles key slightly in hole, shrugs for that YOLO life, and sees if he can fully turn the key in lock to open the door> @The Orca You turn the key and.......!!!!!....oh sorry for the pause. It opens like a normal lock 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pickle Rick Posted October 19, 2019 Share Posted October 19, 2019 Just now, The Orca said: You turn the key and.......!!!!!....oh sorry for the pause. It opens like a normal lock We need the film reels to play the ltehe movies In the meantime @The Orca <walk in and search the room for anything useful> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forge Posted October 19, 2019 Share Posted October 19, 2019 <enter projector room like he owns the place, looks around> @The Orca Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dome Posted October 19, 2019 Share Posted October 19, 2019 37 minutes ago, Malfatron said: <gives dome all Wozs teeth i have> @The Orca <begin's whittling away at them with a shard of glass> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Orca Posted October 19, 2019 Author Share Posted October 19, 2019 1 minute ago, Pickle Rick said: We need the film reels to play the ltehe movies In the meantime @The Orca <walk in and search the room for anything useful> 1 minute ago, Forge said: <enter projector room like he owns the place, looks around> @The Orca The projector is playing V for Vendetta There is a drink on the table A desk chair spinning and a note on the table Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forge Posted October 19, 2019 Share Posted October 19, 2019 1 minute ago, The Orca said: The projector is playing V for Vendetta There is a drink on the table A desk chair spinning and a note on the table <Walk to the table and read the note> @The Orca Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dome Posted October 19, 2019 Share Posted October 19, 2019 <grabs drink> @The Orca Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dome Posted October 19, 2019 Share Posted October 19, 2019 <sniffs drink, swirls it around, sniffs it again> @The Orca Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dome Posted October 19, 2019 Share Posted October 19, 2019 malf and naz are most likely scum with mwil Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Orca Posted October 19, 2019 Author Share Posted October 19, 2019 4 minutes ago, Forge said: <Walk to the table and read the note> @The Orca Rose's are red and violets are blue, remember Woz went kaboom 4 minutes ago, Dome said: <grabs drink> @The Orca You have the drink Just now, Dome said: <sniffs drink, swirls it around, sniffs it again> @The Orca Smells like rum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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