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2019 Coaching Carousel Thread


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5 hours ago, titansNvolsR#1 said:

Reading up on the MSU coaching search, it's been absolutely wild. Not quite the bonanza UT's was, but it certainly seems disastrous to this point.

Late firing, firing a HC after 2 years with a 14-12 record is a bad look and then there appear to be some other issues as well. So it looks like not even G5 coaches are interested so might have to go with Grantham

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We need a thread ranking the SEC coaches by weirdness. Look at this lineup:

  • Nick Saban - certifiable psychopath
  • Sam Pittman - former OL coach
  • Guz Malzahn - we know this one
  • Dan Mullen - lets his wife kiss the whole team
  • Kirby Smart - spent a decade under Saban
  • Mark Stoops - don't know anything else about him
  • Coach O - go tigas in the gumbo
  • Lane Kiffin - dressed up as a Florida player to kiss Dan Mullen's wife
  • Mike Leach - actual insane person
  • Will Muschamp - irrelevant old weirdo, wears a visor
  • Missouri Tigers - also irrelevant
  • Jeremy Pruitt - dumpster fire manager
  • Jimbo Fisher - aggie + FSU insanity
  • Derek Mason - irrelevant

At least 10 of these guys are certifiable nuthouse cases.

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5 minutes ago, ramssuperbowl99 said:

We need a thread ranking the SEC coaches by weirdness. Look at this lineup:

  • Nick Saban - certifiable psychopath
  • Sam Pittman - former OL coach
  • Guz Malzahn - we know this one
  • Dan Mullen - lets his wife kiss the whole team
  • Kirby Smart - spent a decade under Saban
  • Mark Stoops - don't know anything else about him
  • Coach O - go tigas in the gumbo
  • Lane Kiffin - dressed up as a Florida player to kiss Dan Mullen's wife
  • Mike Leach - actual insane person
  • Will Muschamp - irrelevant old weirdo, wears a visor
  • Missouri Tigers - also irrelevant
  • Jeremy Pruitt - dumpster fire manager
  • Jimbo Fisher - aggie + FSU insanity
  • Derek Mason - irrelevant

At least 10 of these guys are certifiable nuthouse cases.

Media day is going to be glorious. Next thread, best TV on Thanksgiving:

  • Lions getting crushed
  • Cowboys pretending to be America’s team
  • Random NFL night game
  • The Parade
  • Lane Kiffin vs Mike Leach 
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2 hours ago, ramssuperbowl99 said:

We need a thread ranking the SEC coaches by weirdness. Look at this lineup:

  • Nick Saban - certifiable psychopath
  • Sam Pittman - former OL coach
  • Guz Malzahn - we know this one
  • Dan Mullen - lets his wife kiss the whole team
  • Kirby Smart - spent a decade under Saban
  • Mark Stoops - don't know anything else about him
  • Coach O - go tigas in the gumbo
  • Lane Kiffin - dressed up as a Florida player to kiss Dan Mullen's wife
  • Mike Leach - actual insane person
  • Will Muschamp - irrelevant old weirdo, wears a visor
  • Missouri Tigers - also irrelevant
  • Jeremy Pruitt - dumpster fire manager
  • Jimbo Fisher - aggie + FSU insanity
  • Derek Mason - irrelevant

At least 10 of these guys are certifiable nuthouse cases.

Mark Stoops has turned Kentucky into a respectable football program and he's refused to take other higher-profile gigs.  Not sure what you can make out of that, but I'm shocked he didn't jump after the success he had last year.  

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28 minutes ago, naptownskinsfan said:

Mark Stoops has turned Kentucky into a respectable football program and he's refused to take other higher-profile gigs.  Not sure what you can make out of that, but I'm shocked he didn't jump after the success he had last year.  

For the actual thread we can say "willingly loyal to Kentucky football".

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On 1/9/2020 at 4:25 PM, ramssuperbowl99 said:

For the actual thread we can say "willingly loyal to Kentucky football".

In fairness, Kentucky has heavily invested in their facilities, stadium and salaries for assistant coaches for Stoops, which is exactly how they sold the job to him. Probably location near Ohio is a major pull.

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