FinneasGage Posted February 28, 2021 Share Posted February 28, 2021 @mission27 my life is on the line and you mailed it in i can't believe this 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malfatron Posted February 28, 2021 Author Share Posted February 28, 2021 secondly @FinneasGage got them all wrong too. he was correct on half a question though. so still 0 points, but did marginally better than mission lets see finns answers you live in a glass house, you shouldn't throw benches. HANCOCK 2. The bear went over the mountain, the bear went over the mountain.... PAUL BUNYAN 3. This combo would be annoying at a rummage sale. They would come to haggle, and get everything all sticky too. COEN BROTHERS 4. Good thing their hog is blazing fast, because they get really annoyed when they are passed. CHARLETTE'S WEB 5. Once they find out who they are...they will tell everyone who they are. THE YOUTH OF THE NATION 6. Their cute little hammer will be significantly easier to forge. TYRION LANISTER 7. They are DEFINITELY gonna need....their own metal arm! JAIME LANISTER 8. This character branches out into an unfamiliar world but later leaves the squad and puts their roots down in a more cozy place, to rest on the fruits of his labor. BUDDY THE ELF 9. This combo would make a bad divorce lawyer. You lose half your stuff and you will be SHOCKED to see the final bill. BEETLEJUICE AND GARY THE RETARD 10. Half Warrior. Half Mage. All Bald. JOHN TRAVOLTA 11. Combine these two characters and nothing would change....except they could throw their bow away and whistle. ORLANDO BLOOM IN LOTR AND THE DUDE THAT WHISTLED IN LOTR MIGHT'VE ALSO BEEN BLOOM 12. They had a spicy love angle with a man with a heart of gold, and then would wonder why he didn't die because of that metal heart. MF DOOM AND VIKTOR VAUGHN 13. What is that character wearing? Is it a SHIELD? No, a suit...and...Um...um...ah...it's a tie. SUPERMAN AND IRONMAN 14. Character's bio: Hates cats. Hates dancing. FINNEASGAGE 15. This character is made from Perishable Adamantium OUTPOST 16. Would listen to cool jams like "I'm Blue" while going on adventures. SMEEGLE 17. Don't throw water on them, they might melt. OR drop a house on them. Because this character is a real dear. At least her head is. DEERWOMAN 18. Very good eyesight, and can control emotions by touching people. VISION 19. Buzzzzz was the noise as they flew off in their flying armor...yes... another one who does that. ANTMAN 20. just a really very intelligent system. and also happy too. MICROWAVE 21. It gets lonely in your soul just waiting for people to visit you. Luckily you can make your own hourglass filling to measure the passage of time. UNCLE BEN 22. This character will lament the untimely deaths of both and Doug and Peter. Will there be a new Doug? Will he be able to turn back the clock to save Peter? SKEETER VALENTINE 23. Can shoot out my eye! but dies. Saves bow and arrow man. Dies anyway. RALPHIE 24. They would probably sit there all day playing chess with themselves. ORCA AND PICKLE 25. They are the whole world to you, and loves whips and chains. RIHANNA 26. Has two naughty boys (well, one is worse) and is also rivals and challenges a panther but now they are friends CERSEI LANISTER 27 Their love turned into ice but eventually came back. Also, a former ant celly. AL MCWIGGIN 28. Loves to drink and finds champions. Also, likes to make fancy spinning wheels of fire or something. for people to go through? TYRION LANISTER Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mission27 Posted February 28, 2021 Share Posted February 28, 2021 Just now, FinneasGage said: @mission27 my life is on the line and you mailed it in i can't believe this Did the best I could my brother Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malfatron Posted February 28, 2021 Author Share Posted February 28, 2021 18. Very good eyesight, and can control emotions by touching people. VISION this is the one Finn got this one half right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FinneasGage Posted February 28, 2021 Share Posted February 28, 2021 beat that you ****in idiots Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swoosh Posted February 28, 2021 Share Posted February 28, 2021 Just now, FinneasGage said: beat that you ****in idiots A performance for the ages. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malfatron Posted February 28, 2021 Author Share Posted February 28, 2021 Lets see how the other 4 fared (spoiler: not well) 1. If you live in a glass house, you shouldn't throw benches. Loki was imprisoned in a glass cell, and Hulk threw a bench at the end of endgame Pickle: Patient Zero and The Hulk Jason: The Incredible Hulk and Magneto(Magneto fit another one better) ET: Scarlet Hulk Josh: HulkThing 0 points. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malfatron Posted February 28, 2021 Author Share Posted February 28, 2021 question 2: The bear went over the mountain, the bear went over the mountain.... Both Gamora and Black Window got thrown over a mountain cliff. Nobody got it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FinneasGage Posted February 28, 2021 Share Posted February 28, 2021 does my half point stand? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FinneasGage Posted February 28, 2021 Share Posted February 28, 2021 altho i doubt it matters since you excluded my answers from the group answers. kinda spoiled it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malfatron Posted February 28, 2021 Author Share Posted February 28, 2021 This combo would be annoying at a rummage sale. They would come to haggle, and get everything all sticky too. Dr. Strange's famous quote is that "I come to bargain" Literally the best part of the movie. Lets see who got it Jason: Spider-Man and Victor Haggle (??? there is literally a guy named Victor Haggle??) Pickle: A and T (???????) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pickle Rick Posted February 28, 2021 Share Posted February 28, 2021 Are we seriously going to go through 28 of these individually just to find out maybe one of the others got 1, just 1 correct lmao. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malfatron Posted February 28, 2021 Author Share Posted February 28, 2021 1 minute ago, FinneasGage said: does my half point stand? you need to get the full answer right. so It's technically 0. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FinneasGage Posted February 28, 2021 Share Posted February 28, 2021 Just now, Malfatron said: you need to get the full answer right. so It's technically 0. wow this the same kinda **** that mrs. coleman utilized that almost made me to fail calc in high school Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malfatron Posted February 28, 2021 Author Share Posted February 28, 2021 Good thing their hog is blazing fast, because they get really annoyed when they are passed Ghost Rider of course, and remember when Falcon didn't like to be assed by Captain America ("On your left!") Josh: Ghost Silver (Quicksilver and Ghost Rider) Pickle: Johnny Blaze and Danny Ketch (who the hell is Danny Ketch?) Jason: Ghost Rider Johnathon Blaze and Spider-Ham (Spider-Ham???) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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