mission27 Posted November 30, 2017 Author Share Posted November 30, 2017 2 minutes ago, thelawoffices said: Pretty standard iyam Look whose talking tbh you're like that kid from Holes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TLO Posted November 30, 2017 Share Posted November 30, 2017 1 minute ago, mission27 said: Look whose talking tbh you're like that kid from Holes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mission27 Posted November 30, 2017 Author Share Posted November 30, 2017 1 minute ago, thelawoffices said: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mission27 Posted December 13, 2017 Author Share Posted December 13, 2017 Taking suggestions tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramssuperbowl99 Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 14 hours ago, mission27 said: Taking suggestions tbh Smuggest bat flips and smuggest sports celebrations of the year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hrubes20 Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 Just now, ramssuperbowl99 said: Smuggest bat flips and smuggest sports celebrations of the year. YES! Or just smugness in any facet. I'll nominate the smuggest slide of 2017. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramssuperbowl99 Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 1 minute ago, hrubes20 said: YES! Or just smugness in any facet. I'll nominate the smuggest slide of 2017. I hate Javy Baez but this was among the smuggest things ever: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DalCowboyzRule Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 15 minutes ago, ramssuperbowl99 said: Smuggest bat flips and smuggest sports celebrations of the year. Bat flipping a walkoff bomb AND winning everyone free Chick Fil A for everyone in the process by hitting the foul pole. Pretty smug tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramssuperbowl99 Posted January 2, 2018 Share Posted January 2, 2018 https://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/fangraphs-is-hiring-seeking-a-full-time-writer/ @mission27 and @thelawoffices should do a joint interview tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mission27 Posted January 3, 2018 Author Share Posted January 3, 2018 11 hours ago, ramssuperbowl99 said: https://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/fangraphs-is-hiring-seeking-a-full-time-writer/ @mission27 and @thelawoffices should do a joint interview tbh Can we just submit this one? http://footballsfuture.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=569165 Either way, worth a read tbh. If it wasn't such a pain I'd repost in here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mission27 Posted January 3, 2018 Author Share Posted January 3, 2018 Quote So I guess what I'm trying to say is, lets get back to Joe Dimaggio, lets get back to something he once said, or maybe it was Mickey Mantle. He was asked why he always played so hard and he said because there is a kid out there in the stands who is seeing me play for the first time. And who am I to not give him my all? And that's how we see it. There is a poster out there or just a random lurker or someone who stumbled on this website who is seeing us post Mitt gifs or rank things in order of smugness or talk about dog breeding or post gifs of Patrick Bateman or talk about Taylor Swift or generally crap on people or whatever for the first time. How could we not give them our all? How could we not take every fiber of our being, every ounce of energy left over from living our chaotic and rewaring lives, and plow it into our songs and poems and posts and lists and everything we do to make this site a better place for the people of FF. That is what we do, every single day, what we've been doing for the better part of a decade. And the TASTYS are just a natural extension. The TASTYS are the premier awards show on the internet and we want to make them great again. How did these get cancelled? Shame on you @iPwn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mission27 Posted January 3, 2018 Author Share Posted January 3, 2018 Quote Oh God. You asked for it. A few months ago thelawoffices and I went to Vegas to blow some cash. Normal trip, we were there for three days, can't tell you most of what happened, yada yada yada. Anyway some back story. For a few weeks TLO had been pursuing this girl. Let's call her Marvin. TLO was having a really hard time with this because Marvin seemed to be really into him but things didn't go very far. Or they did go very far (like her pants off in his bed far) but not past that and she was sending him mixed signals. So he'd been texting me these annoying messages about Marvin for days and days and I was sick of hearing about Marvin and I told him to shut the hell up about Marvin and enjoy his vacation. Fast forward to Friday night. I have a dream (it wasn't exactly a dream, kind of a hallucination, I was drifting in and out of consciousness all night) and in the dream Marvin was there. I've never met Marvin, seen pictures, but for some reason I pictured her as this morbidly obese old woman but somehow I knew that was Marvin. Anyway in the dream me, The Fat Marvin, TLO, and Derek Jeter were bowling and at point The Fat Marvin takes out a purse or backpack or something and starts picking out dead mice and EATING THEM like a snack or something. Whole dead mice. One of the mice was big, like actually a rat, and it jumped out of her bag and it started dancing to that song 'Hands' for ~30 seconds and slowly turned from black to grey to white and shriveled up and died. Blood started coming out of the walls like The Shining and then I woke up. Never in my life have I had a more vivid dream/hallucination. I can't get back to sleep. Finally at maybe sevenish I go get coffee and bang on TLO's door and make his lazy [inappropriate/removed] get out of bed cause I'm bored and I tell him this story and he's like 'uh ok' because y'all know TLO, he doesn't really know how to show his enthusiasm at seven in the morning. Whatever. Moving on... lunchtime... he starts getting these weird texts messages from Marvin like 'I'm at the hospital Sad' 'Is everything ok?' 'No Sad' and so on and so forth. And we get the full story. Marvin's grandmother (90 years old, raised her, live together, etc.) saw one of Marvin's pet mice in the kitchen late the night before, was startled, and fell over. Had to be rushed the hospital in a ambulance. Broken hip. You know. We look at each other and we're like 'wow, wtf?' and then start laughing our ***** off although looking back, that was probably not the appropriate response. TLO being the idiot that he is (I swear, I swear, I tried to stop him) texts back 'are they blind?' 'no she's not blind' 'no I mean the mice' and then he gets this: 'Ok [inappropriate/removed] that's really funny she has lung cancer and they just found it.' About a weak latter he sort of patches things up although he thinks she's still trying to avoid him but she agrees to go to Cheesecake Factory with him one night and he drives over to her house and as he gets out of his car he sees three mice, dead, their guts spilling out, blood flowing down the driveway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramssuperbowl99 Posted January 6, 2018 Share Posted January 6, 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mission27 Posted January 7, 2018 Author Share Posted January 7, 2018 23 hours ago, ramssuperbowl99 said: If anyone wants to understand what smugness is... this is it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GmenSeattle Posted January 8, 2018 Share Posted January 8, 2018 Thread title is very misleading. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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