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Its that time of year again.  Time for Mission of Law's annual top-25 players in baseball.  We will be ranking players by a number of criteria, primarily smugness, as well as opining on other ranking related maters. 

If you have any requests or recommendations feel free to PM TLO, myself, or both.

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To kick things off, here are the 5 smuggest features of the new FF:

5. Being able to turn sigs on and off, making the more exclusive and mysterious.

4. Automatically converting tweets and videos into embedded things.  This is great for CS videos. 

3. Multi-person PM threads.  Every PM with the MoL can turn into a circle jerk with both M and L and of course some O action. 

2. Likes.  mission has been receiving a large number of likes lately.  These always make his day.  For example, mission would appreciate if everyone would like this post. 

1. The fact that the smug thread is no longer locked, because it doesn't exist, and thus can be posted once more. 

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24 minutes ago, ramssuperbowl99 said:

Top 5 smuggest celebrity deaths of the past 12 months.


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9. Alan Thicke
- Alan Thicke was fairly smug in his own right, but his son Robin is almost unbearably smug and has lived a smug life that included staring in a music video dancing around with naked supermodels and balloons that spelled out "Robin Thicke has a big ****" and you know what they say, the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. 

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8. John Glenn - He was an astronaut, which is among the smugger professions.  As a side note, Buzz Aldrin was probably incredibly smug to survive almost freezing to death at the north pole while his younger colleague died of old age. 

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7. Tom Petty - In addition to his great musical gifts, Tom Petty has a place in smug history for his brief encounter with the TLO train.  Back in the early days of TLOs smugness journey it was a Tom Petty concert he attended instead of studying for an exam which he would ultimately ace on his way to banging Reb.  Fun fact: TLO was hit on by a dude at this same concert and quite enjoyed it. 

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6. Adam West - Of all the batmans in history Adam West was probably the smuggest.  There's nothing smugger than dressing up in tights and hanging out with your slightly younger, slightly dumber, but all around loveable sidekick and ward.  Shout out to TLO.

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5. The Real Killer of Nicole and Ronnie G - While we can't say for sure, both mission and TLO are highly confident that now that the Juice is once again loose from his juice container, and after almost a decade in prison to plan and ready himself, he has almost certainly found and exterminated the real killer.  Good going OJ. 

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4. The Old Taylor - I'm sorry, the old Taylor can't come to the phone right now.  Why?  Oh!  Cause she's dead.

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3. Footballs Future - Our beloved Footballs Future forum, the forum of our forefathers including NBT, BigBen, themanster/benny, frankmoore ******* the prom queen, and many others and the forum of MoL winning a TASTY, of the smug thread, of all the great memories, is no more. RIP you smug bastard. 

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2. Fidel Castro - Love him or hate him, the man led a popular socialist revolution to free his people from an oppressive dictator and then almost immediately proceeded to get himself two Rolexs and then wear them both.  On the same wrist.  Very, very publicly at the Kremlin.  He was a horrible tyrant and also a smugness legend. 

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1. Hugh Hefner - Maybe the smuggest person ever. 

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13 minutes ago, Slateman said:

I think we need to rate who had the most smug bat flips this season. Also, whatever is the pitcher equivalent of a bat flip

That's a good idea tbh.  Would require a lot of research though.  Will need some help.

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27 minutes ago, mission27 said:

That's a good idea tbh.  Would require a lot of research though.  Will need some help.

Googling "best bat flips 2017" just produces a ton of youtube videos. Shouldn't be that bad tbh. 

Also this one better be number 1. Pure smugness from the heir to the CS throne.

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1 hour ago, ramssuperbowl99 said:

Googling "best bat flips 2017" just produces a ton of youtube videos. Shouldn't be that bad tbh. 

Also this one better be number 1. Pure smugness from the heir to the CS throne.

 

Don't know what "CS" means. But I feel like determining the bat flip smugness level should take into account the effect of the flippage on the game and series.

Also, I feel like Bryce has taken himself to a level beyond smug. Whatever is above that, where Barry Bonds lived, is where Bryce is rapidly approaching.

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