Malfatron Posted December 3, 2022 Share Posted December 3, 2022 (edited) 4 minutes ago, Ty21 said: “Lightning never strikes an nfl qb even once” * Except Matt Hassellbeck twice Edited December 3, 2022 by Malfatron Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoundrel Posted December 3, 2022 Share Posted December 3, 2022 1 minute ago, Malfatron said: https://books.google.com/books?id=Maz_INvVGBIC&pg=PA100&lpg=PA100&dq="lightning+never+strikes+the+same+thing+twice"&source=bl&ots=sTbonTan7z&sig=ACfU3U35YPICD5CvDtpvwSYLe4YEG4n9iw&hl=en&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiNmJaup9z7AhVtjokEHYr-BqA4ChDoAXoECAIQAg#v=onepage&q="lightning never strikes the same thing twice"&f=false You wrote that Malf 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ty21 Posted December 3, 2022 Author Share Posted December 3, 2022 1 minute ago, Malfatron said: * Except Matt Hassellbeck twice “Lightning never strikes a non-bald nfl qb more than 2 times” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
y*so*blu Posted December 3, 2022 Share Posted December 3, 2022 In related news, former NFL quarterback Don Majkowski was not mauled by an escaped circus lion during a visit to his local gas station. We will provide further details on this developing story as they become available. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malfatron Posted December 3, 2022 Share Posted December 3, 2022 1 minute ago, y*so*blu said: In related news, former NFL quarterback Don Majkowski was not mauled by an escaped circus lion during a visit to his local gas station. We will provide further details on this developing story as they become available. Incidentally, aaron rodgers and several other packers were mauled by lions earlier this year 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
y*so*blu Posted December 3, 2022 Share Posted December 3, 2022 Some lightning-strike recovery group has issued a statement condemning Drew Brees' participation in the PointsBet commercial stunt that inspired this thread. Lightning Strike Survivors Group Not Happy With Drew Brees (msn.com) “The recent Drew Brees lightning commercial is an inappropriate, disgusting method of promoting gambling or any TV commercial campaign,” the group said in a statement. “This is a deadly injury, and it is disappointing to see the continual ridicule of lightning and electrical injury survivors in comical light in which it is presented for commercial gain and profit.” The organization claims Brees' advertisement with PointsBet "just set us back 20 years." Brees hasn't really addressed the backlash yet. (I wish this was a joke, but it's not the 2020s unless someone somewhere is mortally offended by something totally irrelevant that harmed no one. Most of us, such as myself, reserve our offended reactions for things that are relevant and do cause harm to other people. Unfortunately, you can't mandate common sense.) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnChimpo Posted December 4, 2022 Share Posted December 4, 2022 A teacher in my high school got struck by lightning twice. She ended up marrying my stepmom’s ex-husband, who was my shop teacher. True story. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AP_allday2869 Posted December 4, 2022 Share Posted December 4, 2022 Too bad. I really hate that guy and he's my least favorite player ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Towerbridge Posted December 5, 2022 Share Posted December 5, 2022 Player on the 94 Chargers Superbowl team died by lightning. A lot of dead players from that team Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scar988 Posted December 5, 2022 Share Posted December 5, 2022 Quote Former NFL QB Drew Brees Not Struck By Lightning That's a shame. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.