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8 minutes ago, Malfatron said:

Chances are better to pass the ducks

 

Egypt owns the tiebreaker over both the Venom and Ducks if Indy beat Freiberg.

Ducks losing this week would be huge but if they beat Freiburg, Egypt could still be in good shape. Egypt would absolutely HATE a tie.

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On 5/3/2024 at 10:08 PM, Malfatron said:

 (punts forced +  takeways) - (punts + giveaways)

1. Hamilton Hornets (8-5) = 16

2. Indianapolis Predators (10-3) = 12

3. Freiburg Venom (9-4)  = 8

4. Scranton Papermakers (6-7) = 6

5. Rio de Janeiro Pirates (11-2) = 4

6. Butte Bots (7-6) = 3

6. Little Rock Uni Royals (9-4) = 3

8. Lancaster Amish (7-6) = 1

9. Reykjavík Direwolves (8-5) = 0

9. Cincinnati Buffleheads (4-9) = 0

11. New Zealand Blobfish(5-8) = (-1)

11. Egypt Starfalls (7-6) = (-1)

13. Lake Minn Ice Orcas (3-10) = (-3)

14. Bur Sock Puppets (4-9) = (-4)

14. Hanoi Viet Kongs (5-8) = (-4)

14. Tokyo Samurai (2-11) = (-4)

14. Greenland Polar Bears (8-4-1) = (-4)

14. Phoenix Ducks (8-5) = (-4)

19. Watt W Walruses (3-10) =(-11)

20. Anc Amphibians (5-7-1) = (-17)

Im going to extrapolate these rankings to post final standing predictions, giving the edge to home teams if theres a tie in the rankings

WEEK 14 (Mon, May 6th)
Tokyo Samurai @ Lancaster Fighting Amish
New Zealand Blobfish @ Indianapolis Predators
Wattsville Waste Walruses @ Hamilton Hornets
Rio de Janeiro Pirates @ Anchorage Amphibians
Freiburg Venom @ Phoenix Rubber Ducks
Butte Bots @ Little Rock Uni Royals
Hanoi Viet Kongs @ Burlington Sock Puppets
Lake Minnewanka Ice Orcas @ Reykjavík Direwolves
Egypt Starfalls @ Greenland Polar Bears
Scranton Papermakers @ Cincinnati Buffleheads

WEEK 15 (Wed, May 8th)
Anchorage Amphibians @ Butte Bots
Indianapolis Predators @ Lake Minnewanka Ice Orcas
Reykjavík Direwolves @ Lancaster Fighting Amish
New Zealand Blobfish @ Freiburg Venom*
Wattsville Waste Walruses @ Little Rock Uni Royals
Phoenix Rubber Ducks @ Scranton Papermakers
Burlington Sock Puppets @ Egypt Starfalls
Hamilton Hornets @ Rio de Janeiro Pirates
Greenland Polar Bears @ Cincinnati Buffleheads
Hanoi Viet Kongs @ Tokyo Samurai
*Antarctica international game

WEEK 16 (Sat, May 11th)
Rio de Janeiro Pirates @ Hanoi Viet Kongs
Reykjavík Direwolves @ Burlington Sock Puppets
Tokyo Samurai @ Anchorage Amphibians
Little Rock Uni Royals @ Hamilton Hornets
Lancaster Fighting Amish @ Butte Bots
Phoenix Rubber Ducks @ Wattsville Waste Walruses
Scranton Papermakers @ Greenland Polar Bears
Lake Minnewanka Ice Orcas @ Egypt Starfalls
Indianapolis Predators @ Freiburg Venom
Cincinnati Buffleheads @ New Zealand Blobfish

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Just now, Malfatron said:

Im going to extrapolate these rankings to post final standing predictions, giving the edge to home teams if theres a tie in the rankings

WEEK 14 (Mon, May 6th)
Tokyo Samurai @ Lancaster Fighting Amish
New Zealand Blobfish @ Indianapolis Predators
Wattsville Waste Walruses @ Hamilton Hornets
Rio de Janeiro Pirates @ Anchorage Amphibians
Freiburg Venom @ Phoenix Rubber Ducks
Butte Bots @ Little Rock Uni Royals
Hanoi Viet Kongs @ Burlington Sock Puppets
Lake Minnewanka Ice Orcas @ Reykjavík Direwolves
Egypt Starfalls @ Greenland Polar Bears
Scranton Papermakers @ Cincinnati Buffleheads

WEEK 15 (Wed, May 8th)
Anchorage Amphibians @ Butte Bots
Indianapolis Predators @ Lake Minnewanka Ice Orcas
Reykjavík Direwolves @ Lancaster Fighting Amish
New Zealand Blobfish @ Freiburg Venom*
Wattsville Waste Walruses @ Little Rock Uni Royals
Phoenix Rubber Ducks @ Scranton Papermakers
Burlington Sock Puppets @ Egypt Starfalls
Hamilton Hornets @ Rio de Janeiro Pirates
Greenland Polar Bears @ Cincinnati Buffleheads
Hanoi Viet Kongs @ Tokyo Samurai
*Antarctica international game

WEEK 16 (Sat, May 11th)
Rio de Janeiro Pirates @ Hanoi Viet Kongs
Reykjavík Direwolves @ Burlington Sock Puppets
Tokyo Samurai @ Anchorage Amphibians
Little Rock Uni Royals @ Hamilton Hornets
Lancaster Fighting Amish @ Butte Bots
Phoenix Rubber Ducks @ Wattsville Waste Walruses
Scranton Papermakers @ Greenland Polar Bears
Lake Minnewanka Ice Orcas @ Egypt Starfalls
Indianapolis Predators @ Freiburg Venom
Cincinnati Buffleheads @ New Zealand Blobfish

Red Division

  1. Rio de Janeiro Pirates (13-3) *
  2. Reykjavík Direwolves (10-6)*
  3. Lancaster Fighting Amish (9-7)
  4. Hanoi Viet Kongs (5-11)
  5. Burlington Sock Puppets (5-11) 

Blue Division

  1. Little Rock Uni Royals (11-5)*
  2. Hamilton Hornets (11-5)*
  3. Butte Bots (9-7)
  4. Anchorage Amphibians (5-10-1)
  5. Tokyo Samurai (4-12) e

Salsa Conference

Green Division

  1. Scranton Papermakers (9-7)*
  2. Phoenix Rubber Ducks (9-7)
  3. Greenland Polar Bears (8-7-1)
  4. Cincinnati Buffleheads (6-10) 
  5. Wattsville Waste Walruses (3-13) 

Yellow Division

  1. Indianapolis Predators (13-3)*
  2. Freiburg Venom (11-5) *
  3. Egypt Starfalls (10-6) *
  4. New Zealand Blobfish (5-11) 
  5. Lake Minnewanka Ice Orcas (3-13) 
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1 minute ago, Malfatron said:

Red Division

  1. Rio de Janeiro Pirates (13-3) *
  2. Reykjavík Direwolves (10-6)*
  3. Lancaster Fighting Amish (9-7)
  4. Hanoi Viet Kongs (5-11)
  5. Burlington Sock Puppets (5-11) 

Blue Division

  1. Little Rock Uni Royals (11-5)*
  2. Hamilton Hornets (11-5)*
  3. Butte Bots (9-7)
  4. Anchorage Amphibians (5-10-1)
  5. Tokyo Samurai (4-12) e

Salsa Conference

Green Division

  1. Scranton Papermakers (9-7)*
  2. Phoenix Rubber Ducks (9-7)
  3. Greenland Polar Bears (8-7-1)
  4. Cincinnati Buffleheads (6-10) 
  5. Wattsville Waste Walruses (3-13) 

Yellow Division

  1. Indianapolis Predators (13-3)*
  2. Freiburg Venom (11-5) *
  3. Egypt Starfalls (10-6) *
  4. New Zealand Blobfish (5-11) 
  5. Lake Minnewanka Ice Orcas (3-13) 

Ouch. All of that, and only Tokyo is eliminated from the playoffs? Love that new playoff format.

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Just now, TL-TwoWinsAway said:

Ouch. All of that, and only Tokyo is eliminated from the playoffs? Love that new playoff format.

Yep and thats just because nobody wants to see taysom hill in the playoffs

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Week 14 Power Rankings:

1. Rio de Janeiro Pirates (11-2, LW:1) -
2. Indianapolis Predators (10-3, LW:2) -
3. Little Rock Uni Royals (9-4, LW:4) -
4. Reykjavik Direwolves (8-5, LW:5) -
5. Hamilton Hornets (8-5, LW:6) -
6. Greenland Polar Bears (8-4-1, LW:3) -
7. Freiburg Venom (9-4, LW:7) -
8. Butte Bots (7-6, LW:9) -
9. Phoenix Rubber Ducks (8-5, LW:8) -
10. Lancaster Fighting Amish (7-6, LW:12) -
11. Egypt Starfalls (7-6, LW:14) -
12. Scranton Papermakers (6-7, LW:10) -
13. Hanoi Viet Kongs (5-8, LW:16) -
14. New Zealand Blobfish (5-8, LW:17) -
15. Anchorage Amphibians (5-7-1, LW:11) -
16. Burlington Sock Puppets (4-9, LW:15) -
17. Cincinnati Buffleheads (4-9, LW:13) -
18. Lake Minnewanka Ice Orcas (3-10, LW:18) -
19. Wattsville Waste Walruses (3-10, LW:19) -
20. Tokyo Samurai (2-11, LW:20) -

GOTW
 Freiburg Venom @ Phoenix Rubber Ducks (SNF)

National TV:
 Butte Bots @ Little Rock Uni Royals (MNF)
 Egypt Starfalls @ Greenland Polar Bears (Sunday late)
 Tokyo Samurai @ Lancaster Fighting Amish (Sunday early)(UOTW)
 New Zealand Blobfish @ Indianapolis Predators (TNF)

Rest of WEEK 14 (Mon, May 6th)
 Wattsville Waste Walruses @ Hamilton Hornets
 Rio de Janeiro Pirates @ Anchorage Amphibians
 Hanoi Viet Kongs @ Burlington Sock Puppets
 Lake Minnewanka Ice Orcas @ Reykjavík Direwolves
 Scranton Papermakers @ Cincinnati Buffleheads

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Regrettably, I don't think I'm going to be able to finish & post them tonight, I'm quite tired (might be coming down with something). I should have them up tomorrow morning and will therefore push back Week 15 to Thursday, May 9th. I do not plan to move back Week 16 at this time.

 

Sorry about this!

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At last, Week 14! As a reminder, due to the delay, Week 15's deadline will now be Wednesday at noon (instead of today).

Tokyo Samurai @ Lancaster Fighting Amish: https://youtu.be/XsUllQupSew
New Zealand Blobfish @ Indianapolis Predators: https://youtu.be/cScIrm2M35k
Wattsville Waste Walruses @ Hamilton Hornets: https://youtu.be/ElXlx9pNqVM
Rio de Janeiro Pirates @ Anchorage Amphibians: https://youtu.be/Got1Gry-Ay0
Freiburg Venom @ Phoenix Rubber Ducks: https://youtu.be/64N94v8D4oI
Butte Bots @ Little Rock Uni Royals: https://youtu.be/15aLxj742l0
Hanoi Viet Kongs @ Burlington Sock Puppets: https://youtu.be/XIY3pfhuReg
Lake Minnewanka Ice Orcas @ Reykjavík Direwolves: https://youtu.be/nN5Ezf_6khc
Egypt Starfalls @ Greenland Polar Bears: https://youtu.be/GLdEoYnik4M
Scranton Papermakers @ Cincinnati Buffleheads: https://youtu.be/4aX0PRld2sM

GameDocs: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1VP-yYhfuicbsjpgZXcQGuC6qaqvqRlWO?usp=sharing
Updated stats: https://thekillernacho.blogspot.com/2024/03/nsfl-season-27-detailed-statistics.html

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20 minutes ago, TheKillerNacho said:

At last, Week 14! As a reminder, due to the delay, Week 15's deadline will now be Wednesday at noon (instead of today).

Tokyo Samurai @ Lancaster Fighting Amish: https://youtu.be/XsUllQupSew
New Zealand Blobfish @ Indianapolis Predators: https://youtu.be/cScIrm2M35k
Wattsville Waste Walruses @ Hamilton Hornets: https://youtu.be/ElXlx9pNqVM
Rio de Janeiro Pirates @ Anchorage Amphibians: https://youtu.be/Got1Gry-Ay0
Freiburg Venom @ Phoenix Rubber Ducks: https://youtu.be/64N94v8D4oI
Butte Bots @ Little Rock Uni Royals: https://youtu.be/15aLxj742l0
Hanoi Viet Kongs @ Burlington Sock Puppets: https://youtu.be/XIY3pfhuReg
Lake Minnewanka Ice Orcas @ Reykjavík Direwolves: https://youtu.be/nN5Ezf_6khc
Egypt Starfalls @ Greenland Polar Bears: https://youtu.be/GLdEoYnik4M
Scranton Papermakers @ Cincinnati Buffleheads: https://youtu.be/4aX0PRld2sM

GameDocs: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1VP-yYhfuicbsjpgZXcQGuC6qaqvqRlWO?usp=sharing
Updated stats: https://thekillernacho.blogspot.com/2024/03/nsfl-season-27-detailed-statistics.html

Whenever you get a chance, it says the Scranton @ Cincinnati video is private

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