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Just in case I can't get it all in with write-ups before the games are released.

 

Week 7 Power Rankings:


1. Rio de Janeiro Pirates (5-1, LW:2) -
2. Greenland Polar Bears (4-1-1, LW:5) -
3. Little Rock Uni Royals (4-2, LW:1) -
4. Reykjavik Direwolves (4-2, LW:8) -
5. Indianapolis Predators (4-2, LW:3) -
6. Phoenix Rubber Ducks (4-2, LW:4) -
7. Anchorage Amphibians (3-2-1, LW:9) -
8. Freiburg Venom (4-2, LW:11) -
9. Butte Bots (3-3, LW:6) -
10. Hamilton Hornets (3-3, LW:13) -
11. Lancaster Fighting Amish (3-3, LW:7) -
12. Scranton Papermakers (3-3, LW:16) -
13. New Zealand Blobfish (3-3, LW:14) -
14. Egypt Starfalls (3-3, LW:10) -
15. Hanoi Viet Kongs (2-4, LW:12) -
16. Cincinnati Buffleheads (2-4, LW:18) -
17. Lake Minnewanka Ice Orcas (2-4, LW:19) -
18. Burlington Sock Puppets (1-5, LW:15) -
19. Wattsville Waste Walruses (1-5, LW:17) -
20. Tokyo Samurai (1-5, LW:20) -

 

 

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Heres some predictions, courtesy of chatgpt. No theme this time, just straight up

 

  1. Hanoi Viet Kongs @ Lancaster Fighting Amish:

    • Winner: Lancaster Fighting Amish
    • Reason: The Fighting Amish plow through the Viet Kongs' defenses like a John Deere through a rice paddy, leaving them shell-shocked and with a Maoist defeat.
  2. Hamilton Hornets @ Anchorage Amphibians:

    • Winner: Hamilton Hornets
    • Reason: The Hornets buzz into Anchorage, leaving the Amphibians feeling croaked and a bit green around the gills as they're stung with defeat.
  3. Scranton Papermakers @ Freiburg Venom:

    • Winner: Freiburg Venom
    • Reason: The Venom's sticky situation proves too much for the Papermakers to handle, as they're left in a pulp fiction of defeat.
  4. Greenland Polar Bears @ Indianapolis Predators:

    • Winner: Greenland Polar Bears
    • Reason: The Polar Bears chill out the Predators' fiery ambitions, leaving them feeling like they're on thin ice with a defeat as cold as the Arctic.
  5. New Zealand Blobfish @ Rio de Janeiro Pirates:

    • Winner: Rio de Janeiro Pirates
    • Reason: The Pirates plunder a victory from the depths, leaving the Blobfish feeling like a fish out of water in their own home turf, washed up and adrift.
  6. Wattsville Waste Walruses @ Phoenix Rubber Ducks:

    • Winner: Wattsville Waste Walruses
    • Reason: The Waste Walruses waddle their way to victory, leaving the Rubber Ducks feeling deflated and a bit squeaky-clean as they're wiped out.
  7. Reykjavík Direwolves @ Little Rock Uni Royals:

    • Winner: Reykjavík Direwolves
    • Reason: The Direwolves howl their way to victory, leaving the Royals feeling anything but regal as they're outmatched in the hunt and left with a dire defeat.
  8. Cincinnati Buffleheads @ Butte Bots:

    • Winner: Butte Bots
    • Reason: The Butte Bots boot the Buffleheads out of the ring with their mechanical might, leaving them feeling short-circuited and flat-footed with a defeat as deep as a mine shaft.
  9. Tokyo Samurai @ Burlington Sock Puppets:

    • Winner: Tokyo Samurai
    • Reason: The Samurai slice through the Sock Puppets' plans, leaving them all tied up in knots and unable to put their best foot forward, defeated and unraveling at the seams.
  10. Egypt Starfalls @ Lake Minnewanka Ice Orcas:

    • Winner: Egypt Starfalls
    • Reason: The Starfalls rain down on the Ice Orcas, melting their chances of victory with a celestial display, leaving them all washed up and feeling like they're swimming against the current.
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That was the last AI one that I will do.

Because im brining back Malfs proven statistical formula since we have enough data now to make it relevant.

And starting week 8, i will be putting its predictiveness to the test against the PWNY predictive factor

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8 minutes ago, Malfatron said:

That was the last AI one that I will do.

Because im brining back Malfs proven statistical formula since we have enough data now to make it relevant.

And starting week 8, i will be putting its predictiveness to the test against the PWNY predictive factor

Hell. Yes.

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20 hours ago, LAOJoe said:

Just in case I can't get it all in with write-ups before the games are released.

 

Week 7 Power Rankings:


1. Rio de Janeiro Pirates (5-1, LW:2) -
2. Greenland Polar Bears (4-1-1, LW:5) -
3. Little Rock Uni Royals (4-2, LW:1) -
4. Reykjavik Direwolves (4-2, LW:8) -
5. Indianapolis Predators (4-2, LW:3) -
6. Phoenix Rubber Ducks (4-2, LW:4) -
7. Anchorage Amphibians (3-2-1, LW:9) -
8. Freiburg Venom (4-2, LW:11) -
9. Butte Bots (3-3, LW:6) -
10. Hamilton Hornets (3-3, LW:13) -
11. Lancaster Fighting Amish (3-3, LW:7) -
12. Scranton Papermakers (3-3, LW:16) -
13. New Zealand Blobfish (3-3, LW:14) -
14. Egypt Starfalls (3-3, LW:10) -
15. Hanoi Viet Kongs (2-4, LW:12) -
16. Cincinnati Buffleheads (2-4, LW:18) -
17. Lake Minnewanka Ice Orcas (2-4, LW:19) -
18. Burlington Sock Puppets (1-5, LW:15) -
19. Wattsville Waste Walruses (1-5, LW:17) -
20. Tokyo Samurai (1-5, LW:20) -

 

 

Ascending up to the playoffs should be easy....

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17 minutes ago, Scalamania said:

I’m sorry. I don’t get on here that often. What is this?

Bcb has put our nsfl teams in madden and he will broadcast a game each sim week using this

On 4/6/2024 at 11:53 AM, bcb1213 said:

So I did this for bdl and it was a hit so I decided to do it here as well.  I've loaded our opening day rosters into madden and I'm gonna sim through a season for fun.  I will broadcast one game for every sim week.  Most teams will have two broadcasts with a handful getting only one.  Without further adieu here are the squads.  Your teams were picked by your head coach for the vast majority.  You are getting the team playbook of your oc and DC. I took a educated schemes guess on guys not in the NFL

Note this is just for fun, no one drafted their teams with madden in mind

 

Here are the teams and their ranks

New Zealand - Miami  88 off, 87 Def. 87 ovr

Rejvjak. Buffalo   85 off 87 Def. 85 ovr

Anchorage- Cleveland  87 off 88 Def 87 ovr

Butte - Baltimore  87 offense, 87 defense, 87ovr

Freiburg Hou  85 off, 85 ded, 85 ovr

Cincinnati - Tennessee  87 off, 81 def, 84 ovr

Little rock. Pittsburgh 87 off, 88 Def, 87 ovr

Hanoi Denver  87 off, 88 Def, 87 ovr

Rio -  KC  88 off, 84 Def, 86 ovr

Greenland. Vegas  87 off, 83 Def 85 ovr

Tokyo. Dallas  87 off, 87 Def, 87 ovr

Indianapolis. Philadelphia  85 off, 87 Def, 85 ovr

Lancaster Green Bay  91 off, 83 Def, 87 ovr

Burlington. Detroit  87 off, 87 Def, 87 ovr

Wattsville Carolina  84 off, 83 Def, 83 ovr

Hamilton. Atlanta  93 off, 87 Def, 90 ovr

Lake. New Orleans  80 off, 83 Def, 81 ovr

Egypt. Seattle  84 off, 85 Def, 84 ovr

Scranton -  Rams 89 off, 85 Def, 87 ovr

Phoenix. SF  85 off, 84 Def, 84 ovr

 

The broadcast sched is

1 Hanoi vs Greenland

2. Phoenix vs Scranton

3.  Lake vs Lancaster

4.  Burlington vs Lancaster

5.  Freiburg vs Hamilton

6.  Butte vs Cincy

7.  New Zealand vs Indy

8.  Anchorage vs Egypt

9.  Little Rock vs Cincy

10. Rejvjak vs Hanoi

11.  Wattsville vs Tokyo

12.  Rio vs Greenland

13 Burlington vs Lake

14.  Scranton vs Butte

15.   Wattsville vs Hamilton

16.  Anchorage vs Freiburg

17.  Little Rock vs Egypt

18.  New Zealand vs Rejvjak

 

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