TL-TwoWinsAway Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 15 hours ago, TL-TwoWinsAway said: I'll use the info above to try and predict the winners for this week, considering both net yards and fluck: Tokyo Samurai @ Hamilton Hornets New Zealand Blobfish @ Scranton Papermakers Greenland Polar Bears @ Phoenix Rubber Ducks Hanoi Viet Kongs @ Rio de Janeiro Pirates Cincinnati Buffleheads @ Little Rock Uni Royals Lancaster Fighting Amish @ Indianapolis Predators Reykjavík Direwolves @ Anchorage Amphibians Burlington Sock Puppets @ Butte Bots Wattsville Waste Walruses @ Lake Minnewanka Ice Orcas Egypt Starfalls @ Freiburg Venom (Eww.) And, the results: Spoiler The FLUCK went 7-3. Not bad, I guess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rackcs Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 I don't understand my team at all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TL-TwoWinsAway Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 Uh, what? Zack Martin [10 GS]: 20 pancakes, 1 sack allowed, 0 stuffs allowed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirA1 Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 5 minutes ago, TL-TwoWinsAway said: Uh, what? Zack Martin [10 GS]: 20 pancakes, 1 sack allowed, 0 stuffs allowed. Sim God. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandyMossIsBoss Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 Q4 2:00, 2nd & 5 on the LAN 31: Alec Ingold rushes to the outside for a gain of 31 yards. Touchdown. Jason Myers' extra point good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirA1 Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 Freiburg Trades S28 2nd S Amani Hooker Hanoi Trades SS Tyrann Mathieu (NO) S28 6th (HAN) @ravens5520 @TheKillerNacho Nacho, please move Budda Baker to FS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirA1 Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 4 minutes ago, RandyMossIsBoss said: Q4 2:00, 2nd & 5 on the LAN 31: Alec Ingold rushes to the outside for a gain of 31 yards. Touchdown. Jason Myers' extra point good. It was definitely a week for FBs. Our game had two scores. Q1 7:55, 2nd & Goal on the FRE 3: Kyler Murray passes to the back of the enzone and completes to Jamaal Williams for 3 yards. Touchdown. Matt Gay's extra point good. Q4 14:28, 2nd & Goal on the EGY 7: Jared Goff passes to the back of the enzone and completes to Jonnu Smith for 7 yards. Touchdown. Derrick Henry rushes for the two-point conversion. Jonnu Smith: 4 receptions for 69 yards (17.25 YPR, 40 LNG), 1 touchdown. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TL-TwoWinsAway Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 (edited) 18 minutes ago, RandyMossIsBoss said: Q4 2:00, 2nd & 5 on the LAN 31: Alec Ingold rushes to the outside for a gain of 31 yards. Touchdown. Jason Myers' extra point good. You seriously can't make this stuff up. Alec Ingold has played 75 games during his 5 year NFL career and has a total - TOTAL - of 30 rushing yards. In his entire career. He gained more rushing yards on that one play than he has in his entire 5 year NFL career. Go home RNGesus. You're drunk. Edited April 24 by TL-TwoWinsAway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandyMossIsBoss Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 4 minutes ago, TL-TwoWinsAway said: You seriously can't make this stuff up. Alec Ingold has played 75 games during his 5 year NFL career and has a total - TOTAL - of 30 rushing yards. In his entire career. He gained more rushing yards on that one play than he has in his entire 5 year NFL career. Go home RNGesus. You're drunk. He's never run behind my line with a 400 IQ coaching staff and elite ownership. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bcb1213 Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 phew, we almost went a season with the honey badger not being traded, that would have been a first since I've been here 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bcb1213 Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 also, if anyone wants to send me a second round pick for a safety, I have one playing better than mathieu 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TL-TwoWinsAway Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 1 hour ago, RandyMossIsBoss said: He's never run behind my line with a 400 IQ coaching staff and elite ownership. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TL-TwoWinsAway Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 Another fun little note: there have been a total of 14 Defensive TDs so far this season. Oddly enough, only 8 teams have allowed a Defensive TD, and, somehow, 2 teams have allowed 3: LR and WAT. None of the remaining 6 teams have allowed more than 1. That's not cool, RNGesus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TL-TwoWinsAway Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 The trade deadline is quickly approaching. Any of the following are available. All offers will be considered. Runningbacks: Austin Ekeler [10 GS]: 114 carries for 390 yards (3.42 YPC, 20 LNG), 1 touchdown. 28 receptions for 287 yards (10.25 YPR, 32 LNG), 3 touchdowns, 1 drop. Wide Receivers: Curtis Samuel [10 GS]: 26 receptions for 359 yards (13.81 YPR, 28 LNG), 2 touchdowns, 2 drops. Offensive Line: Charles Leno [10 GS]: 13 pancakes, 2 sacks allowed, 5 stuffs allowed. Drew Dalman [10 GS]: 12 pancakes, 1 sack allowed, 9 stuffs allowed. Aaron Brewer [5 GS]: 8 pancakes, 3 sacks allowed, 5 stuffs allowed. Will Fries [8 GS]: 8 pancakes, 1 sack allowed, 11 stuffs allowed. Donovan Smith [10 GS]: 12 pancakes, 1 sack allowed, 6 stuffs allowed, 1 recovery. Defensive Line: Kobie Turner [10 GS]: 43 tackles (4 stuffs), 2 coverages, 3 sacks. Linebackers: Zaire Franklin [10 GS]: 52 tackles (1 stuff), 2 coverages, 2 sacks, 1 forced fumble. Robert Spillane [10 GS]: 46 tackles (7 stuffs), 5 coverages, 1 interception. D.J. Wonnum [4 GS]: 20 tackles (4 stuffs), 3 coverages, 1 sack. Cornerbacks: Denzel Ward [10 GS]: 33 tackles, 33 coverages, 2 interceptions. Jonathan Jones [10 GS]: 36 tackles, 34 coverages, 1 interception, 1 forced fumble, 1 recovery. Safeties: Christian Benford [6 GS]: 22 tackles, 15 coverages. Rayshawn Jenkins [5 GS]: 26 tackles, 10 coverages, 1 interception, 1 recovery. Punter: Mitch Wishnowsky [4 GS]: 19 punts for 931 yards (49.00 YPP, 70 LNG, 9 in 20). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ravens5520 Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 2 hours ago, SirA1 said: Freiburg Trades S28 2nd S Amani Hooker Hanoi Trades SS Tyrann Mathieu (NO) S28 6th (HAN) @ravens5520 @TheKillerNacho Nacho, please move Budda Baker to FS. Accepted @TheKillerNacho Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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