ET80 Posted January 3, 2018 Share Posted January 3, 2018 2 minutes ago, HorizontoZenith said: Yeah, I don't know why you're using heart disease as a thing to make fun of me over. It literally is scarier than spiders, and that's my whole point. On lists of things that can kill you, spiders aren't even top 10,000. So I really don't get why I'm the one that's being singled out when I'm literally the one making the most amount of sense. I'm more afraid of heart disease than spiders. You're missing the forest for the trees. Nobody here is afraid of spiders to the point you're assuming. You're taking this waaaaaaay too seriously. Seriously, the internet might be too much for you. May I suggest the directions on a box of Hot Pockets? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacReady Posted January 3, 2018 Share Posted January 3, 2018 Just now, EliteTexan80 said: Seriously, the internet might be too much for you. May I suggest the directions on a box of Hot Pockets? Got those down. If you follow the directions to a T, in the oven, they're perfect. Perfect crispness without drying them out too much. Is there something between Internet and Hot Pockets? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrry32 Posted January 3, 2018 Share Posted January 3, 2018 Just now, EliteTexan80 said: You're missing the forest for the trees. Nobody here is afraid of spiders to the point you're assuming. You're taking this waaaaaaay too seriously. Seriously, the internet might be too much for you. May I suggest the directions on a box of Hot Pockets? No, I already burnt it with fire, and it made it even worse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ET80 Posted January 3, 2018 Share Posted January 3, 2018 1 minute ago, HorizontoZenith said: No, because you admitted that snakes are aggressive. Spiders aren't. You're still wrong, Buttercup. Water moccasins/cottonmouths are. I think I was pretty specific about that, snickerdoodle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacReady Posted January 3, 2018 Share Posted January 3, 2018 Just now, EliteTexan80 said: Water moccasins/cottonmouths are. I think I was pretty specific about that, snickerdoodle. Those are the ones I'm afraid of, Pumpkin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skywindO2 Posted January 3, 2018 Share Posted January 3, 2018 1 minute ago, HorizontoZenith said: Got those down. If you follow the directions to a T, in the oven, they're perfect. Perfect crispness without drying them out too much. Is there something between Internet and Hot Pockets? Pizza Rolls, just like Hot Pockets but you have even more to keep an eye on at once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ET80 Posted January 3, 2018 Share Posted January 3, 2018 1 minute ago, HorizontoZenith said: Those are the ones I'm afraid of, Pumpkin. I get that, tweedle dumb. Much like your statement of "35,000 spiders, only 10 are aggressive" snakes are very similar. So, you're scared. Which makes you a girly man, by your standards. How is it that you're still single... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FinneasGage Posted January 3, 2018 Share Posted January 3, 2018 20 minutes ago, HorizontoZenith said: I should really probably just stop. this the most readable WAYTA's been since Bernard got banned. i'm rooting for you here amigo. like im watching an old 80s sitcom where the likable solo guy take on the less likable hive mind group & it's pretty high quality **** iyam. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacReady Posted January 3, 2018 Share Posted January 3, 2018 Just now, EliteTexan80 said: I get that, tweedle dumb. Much like your statement of "35,000 spiders, only 10 are aggressive" snakes are very similar. So, you're scared. Which makes you a girly man, by your standards. How is it that you're still single... 3,000 species of snakes, over 10 aggressive species. So no, it missed my standards. My standards allow fear of snakes. Mostly because snakes can kill you. Snakes kill 50,000 people a year. Spiders kill less than 10. You need a calculator? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dome Posted January 3, 2018 Share Posted January 3, 2018 I wish M&Ms floated. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dome Posted January 3, 2018 Share Posted January 3, 2018 (edited) What is happening in this thread Edited January 3, 2018 by domepatrol91 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ET80 Posted January 3, 2018 Share Posted January 3, 2018 3 minutes ago, HorizontoZenith said: Snakes kill 50,000 people a year Perhaps it's you who needs the calculator: http://ufwildlife.ifas.ufl.edu/venomous_snake_faqs.shtml Fewer than one in 37,500 people are bitten by venomous snakes in the U.S. each year (7-8,000 bites per year), and only one in 50 million people will die from snakebite (5-6 fatalities per year). You're really not helping your case on the internet being too fast for you, sugar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramssuperbowl99 Posted January 3, 2018 Share Posted January 3, 2018 (edited) 1 minute ago, EliteTexan80 said: Perhaps it's you who needs the calculator: http://ufwildlife.ifas.ufl.edu/venomous_snake_faqs.shtml Fewer than one in 37,500 people are bitten by venomous snakes in the U.S. each year (7-8,000 bites per year), and only one in 50 million people will die from snakebite (5-6 fatalities per year). You're really not helping your case on the internet being too fast for you, sugar. That graph looks like it should tell you how many miles you made it on the Oregon Trail. Edited January 3, 2018 by ramssuperbowl99 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ET80 Posted January 3, 2018 Share Posted January 3, 2018 And with this, I'm done for the night. Great start to 2018, no doubt this is gonna be fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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