Matts4313 Posted September 25, 2017 Share Posted September 25, 2017 Just now, ninjapirate said: he has a tortoise and not a turtle so that mistake already made it not funny to me. The difference being? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninjapirate Posted September 25, 2017 Share Posted September 25, 2017 Just now, Matts4313 said: I did build her bed for her... so maybe you have a point. She cooked me dinner tho, so id say fair exchange. you built something for her and weren't awarded the necessary 6 pack of beer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninjapirate Posted September 25, 2017 Share Posted September 25, 2017 1 minute ago, Matts4313 said: The difference being? Those are two different kinds of animals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matts4313 Posted September 25, 2017 Share Posted September 25, 2017 1 minute ago, ninjapirate said: Those are two different kinds of animals. So are dolphins and porpoises. Nobody cares though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matts4313 Posted September 25, 2017 Share Posted September 25, 2017 3 minutes ago, ninjapirate said: you built something for her and weren't awarded the necessary 6 pack of beer? I dunno, a cooked meal is on par with beer. Plus, shes on a whacko diet (shes a fitness nut), so she only drinks liquor and rarely ever drinks at all. Its def not relationship material, but maybe she will be a gym partner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninjapirate Posted September 25, 2017 Share Posted September 25, 2017 Just now, Matts4313 said: I dunno, a cooked meal is on par with beer. Plus, shes on a whacko diet (shes a fitness nut), so she only drinks liquor and rarely ever drinks at all. Its def not relationship material, but maybe she will be a gym partner. Well if you are just coming off a divorce last thing you should be looking for is a relationship especially if you haven't been single since high school. Just have fun bro. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matts4313 Posted September 25, 2017 Share Posted September 25, 2017 1 minute ago, ninjapirate said: Well if you are just coming off a divorce last thing you should be looking for is a relationship especially if you haven't been single since high school. Just have fun bro. Oh for sure. I just meant shes too serious a person for me to even date causually. She would drive me nuts, haha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danger Posted September 25, 2017 Share Posted September 25, 2017 Same chick you were talking about on Friday? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matts4313 Posted September 25, 2017 Share Posted September 25, 2017 Just now, Danger said: Same chick you were talking about on Friday? Nope. But that chick is coming over again tonight, haha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MKnight82 Posted September 25, 2017 Share Posted September 25, 2017 1 minute ago, Matts4313 said: Nope. But that chick is coming over again tonight, haha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blahstoise Posted September 25, 2017 Share Posted September 25, 2017 45 minutes ago, Matts4313 said: Coming from a man with crooked teeth whose mate is his turtle... And yet still has game.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blahstoise Posted September 25, 2017 Share Posted September 25, 2017 41 minutes ago, Matts4313 said: You are killing my insults here. I could make one about bestiality marriage, but the jokes already run its course. @Danger got my back, don't mess with a HOF'er Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blahstoise Posted September 25, 2017 Share Posted September 25, 2017 41 minutes ago, ninjapirate said: he has a tortoise and not a turtle so that mistake already made it not funny to me. Ninja knows Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danger Posted September 25, 2017 Share Posted September 25, 2017 Just now, Blahman88 said: @Danger got my back, don't mess with a HOF'er Without Bee here, you're my favorite tbh, well you and Roe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danger Posted September 25, 2017 Share Posted September 25, 2017 Oh yeah btw Blah, we are semi Tortoise brothers ever since that one just showed up in my living room one morning out of nowhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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