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2 minutes ago, Malfatron said:

There has been an Update from Sakura TV:

BREAKING: Man Dies While On Toilet

A Kanto man has died in what police are calling a ritualistic suicide. 

The man, 48 year old @Matts4313, was found dead in his lonely one room apartment on his toilet. Police say the man had spread fecal matter on his face before suffocating himself with a plastic bag. Police have recovered a note written by the man just prior to his death where he noted the stress of his recent divorce and revelation that his wife had slept with his close friend that he had met on what appears to be a website dedicated to American football.

While this network is unable to verify the details of his association, it appears the man may also have had close ties to a criminal organization based in Kanto.

Stay tuned as we bring you more daily news updates. 

Wow. Whoever wrote this is a dck.

And I am 34.

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