ET80 Posted November 11, 2019 Share Posted November 11, 2019 1 hour ago, theuntouchable said: Rrrriiiiiiiiiiggggghhhhhttttt @Hockey5djh, @TedLavie - keep eyes on this. I'm starting to think he's not who he seems. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TedLavie Posted November 11, 2019 Share Posted November 11, 2019 26 minutes ago, ET80 said: @Hockey5djh, @TedLavie - keep eyes on this. I'm starting to think he's not who he seems. Well Eminem has killed scum, touch has claimed Eminem, no one has CCed touch. Gotta think touch is clear - at worst a friendly other. I still think Counselor is the one to target tonight. Higher probability of him being scum and you getting an altered news report than the other way around imho Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theuntouchable Posted November 11, 2019 Share Posted November 11, 2019 40 minutes ago, ET80 said: @Hockey5djh, @TedLavie - keep eyes on this. I'm starting to think he's not who he seems. Oh, I absolutely am who I am. If I wasn’t, then why would I say I am? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoundrel Posted November 11, 2019 Share Posted November 11, 2019 12 minutes ago, TedLavie said: Well Eminem has killed scum, touch has claimed Eminem, no one has CCed touch. Gotta think touch is clear - at worst a friendly other. I still think Counselor is the one to target tonight. Higher probability of him being scum and you getting an altered news report than the other way around imho So dumb. You target me and town loses Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoundrel Posted November 11, 2019 Share Posted November 11, 2019 But scum Ted if you think that’s going to sway who I protect try again. My move has already been sent in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theuntouchable Posted November 11, 2019 Share Posted November 11, 2019 I’m not Mr. *NSYNC, I’m not what your friends think, im not mr friendly, I can be a prick, if you tempt me, My tank is on empty, no patience is in me, And if you offend me, I’m lifting you 10 feet, in the air, I don’t care who was there, and just saw me just jaw you, I’ll call you a lawyer, file you a lawsuit, ill smile in the courtroom and buy you a wardrobe, I’m tired of all of you, I don’t mean to be mean but that’s all I can be, So go suck an egg ET!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forge Posted November 11, 2019 Share Posted November 11, 2019 lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theuntouchable Posted November 11, 2019 Share Posted November 11, 2019 11 minutes ago, Forge said: lol You mad bro? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forge Posted November 11, 2019 Share Posted November 11, 2019 5 minutes ago, theuntouchable said: You mad bro? I was appreciating the lyrics. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ET80 Posted November 11, 2019 Share Posted November 11, 2019 45 minutes ago, theuntouchable said: I’m not Mr. *NSYNC, I’m not what your friends think, im not mr friendly, I can be a prick, if you tempt me, My tank is on empty, no patience is in me, And if you offend me, I’m lifting you 10 feet, in the air, I don’t care who was there, and just saw me just jaw you, I’ll call you a lawyer, file you a lawsuit, ill smile in the courtroom and buy you a wardrobe, I’m tired of all of you, I don’t mean to be mean but that’s all I can be, So go suck an egg ET!! Roses are red, Violets are blue, Touch sucks at Mafia, This doesn't rhyme. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwAg Posted November 11, 2019 Author Share Posted November 11, 2019 (edited) It is 3 a.m., and Forge is hunched over his golden throne. He was pouring out the remnants of a few dozen Happy Meals and amusing himself with a select few wise cracks. Now I know Ocama said chemical weapons are bad, so I’mma send him a picture of what just came out of my ***. After Forge stood up to admire his befouling of the toilet, as only he could do, he sat back down in quiet contemplation. He began to talk to himself, as he regularly does: That Ted is really busting my balls, I’mma see if I can straighten him out. Forge typed out a tweet while “reading” it aloud. Ted is a deep state globalist. No loyalty, no good! He is ruining your food and water by deregulating the EPA... my base is full of retards maybe I need to explain in a way they’d understand... no Siri don’t tweet that, I can’t send that type of message. Sent. ****... Like I was saying, Lying Ted Lavie is polluting all our forests and streams. You know what that means? That’s right: no deer! No fish! Just covfefe cups that say Happy Holidays and oppress you. Send The outrage of the barely literate was immediate. Before long, Ted was receiving death threats from various retard lunatics that only a similar ******* retard could stir out of their state of perpetual brain atrophy to perform any action. Ted didn’t last long. After receiving envelopes of white powder, curiously ticking parcels, and other things, he was finally done in by a man and a gun screaming death to the infidel as he pulled the trigger. Ted is dead. He was Scott Prooit. Sorta Evil but not Mafia (Green Text). ______________________ It is nighttime, which means Orca is achieving roughly the same dereliction of duty that he achieves during the day. He is being as insidious and malevolent as your average federalist society member, but unfortunately, he occupies a position of authority, so his warped and dystopic view actually matters, for **** sake. Orca was sitting at his desk, when a hooded figure entered the room. Excuse me, believe it or not, this is actually a professional setting — your attire is all wrong. **** yourself, ******. After some well-thought disses, the thuggish assailant pulled out his gun and took care of Orca. Orca is dead. He was Billy Barrs, Incompetent Crime Syndicate (Red Text). Edited November 11, 2019 by SwAg 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forge Posted November 11, 2019 Share Posted November 11, 2019 lol it was the worst fake ever, @theuntouchable Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theuntouchable Posted November 11, 2019 Share Posted November 11, 2019 I’m just playing @ET80 you know I love you 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theuntouchable Posted November 11, 2019 Share Posted November 11, 2019 2 minutes ago, Forge said: lol it was the worst fake ever, @theuntouchable It worked tho Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hockey5djh Posted November 11, 2019 Share Posted November 11, 2019 Welp. Counselor is green. I'm assuming we're going with the forge hammer again? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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