Uffdaswede Posted April 24, 2018 Share Posted April 24, 2018 48 minutes ago, DavidatMIZZOU said: Look out for big baller over here, misplacing hundreds. Is that you Mayweather? Finding money rules! I'm finding rolled up hunnies in the bottoms of my couches 'Cuz I'm a straight up winner and the resta you are slouches I'm on a freaking bed of cash and nothing really tingles Like when you lay your body on a bed of crispy singles 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norm Posted April 24, 2018 Share Posted April 24, 2018 1 hour ago, blueswedeshoes said: I'm finding rolled up hunnies in the bottoms of my couches 'Cuz I'm a straight up winner and the resta you are slouches I'm on a freaking bed of cash and nothing really tingles Like when you lay your body on a bed of crispy singles Straight ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheesehawk Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 14 hours ago, NormSizedMidget said: Straight ? Reminds me of my early days on FF back in like 07 08 when there were text rap battles going on in the entertainment forum... we've come a long way you guys. I'm proud. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneTwoSixFive Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 29 minutes ago, packerrfan74 said: Reminds me of my early days on FF back in like 07 08 when there were text rap battles going on in the entertainment forum... we've come a long way you guys. I'm proud. I'll have a go at winding back the clock......... When they get to QB12, and they think they're gonna win They find that when they get close there is just a grenade pin The pineapple is downfield, on a laser-painted ride To a guy whose running deep, and it catches him in-stride. The scoreboard clocks up 7 The cheeseheads are in heaven That score is just enough to put us on the winning side As the clock counts down to zero, and the fans leave satisfied. Actually the scoreboard would clock up 6........but lets not be too picky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norm Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 I didn't freeze myself like Cartman but I slept 10.5 hours last night trying to speed up time lol 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norm Posted April 29, 2018 Share Posted April 29, 2018 Anyone know who won the draft game yet? Or who's in the running? Also bar by my house got a new bartender and he's real good but he wants to kill me. I have a shot every beer or two. But the second I have one, his new thing is to fill it up instantly so I can take it whenever I'm ready. Yeah except I'm an alcoholic you **** and I can't let it sit. So now I have had 3 shots and half my beer is left lol. FML Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacReady Posted April 29, 2018 Share Posted April 29, 2018 Just now, NormSizedMidget said: Anyone know who won the draft game yet? Or who's in the running? Also bar by my house got a new bartender and he's real good but he wants to kill me. I have a shot every beer or two. But the second I have one, his new thing is to fill it up instantly so I can take it whenever I'm ready. Yeah except I'm an alcoholic you **** and I can't let it sit. So now I have had 3 shots and half my beer is left lol. FML Norm, you gotta stop drinking at bars. I don't care if you keep drinking because you do you, it's just that you save like 37,000 dollars over a lifetime if you drink at home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norm Posted April 29, 2018 Share Posted April 29, 2018 (edited) 7 minutes ago, HorizontoZenith said: Norm, you gotta stop drinking at bars. I don't care if you keep drinking because you do you, it's just that you save like 37,000 dollars over a lifetime if you drink at home. Yeah well now is not the time to mention that. My tab was 78 Thursday. 60 something yesterday. And I had two hundred cash from the bank. After last night it's all gone. Though a lot of that is the old lady kept stealing it to play video lottery. I was pretty ******* irritated when I realized that. And I'm rarely bothered by things. I got double charged Thursday too but they're gonna fix that. Edit: I can't drink 350 dollars of booze in two days. I was buying rounds willy silly because I got a thousand dollar bonus at work lol. I'm dumb Edited April 29, 2018 by NormSizedMidget Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kepler Posted April 29, 2018 Share Posted April 29, 2018 7 minutes ago, NormSizedMidget said: Yeah well now is not the time to mention that. My tab was 78 Thursday. 60 something yesterday. And I had two hundred cash from the bank. After last night it's all gone. Though a lot of that is the old lady kept stealing it to play video lottery. I was pretty ******* irritated when I realized that. And I'm rarely bothered by things. I got double charged Thursday too but they're gonna fix that. Edit: I can't drink 350 dollars of booze in two days. I was buying rounds willy silly because I got a thousand dollar bonus at work lol. I'm dumb I saved a lot of money just after my divorce lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norm Posted April 29, 2018 Share Posted April 29, 2018 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Kepler said: I saved a lot of money just after my divorce lol I'm not married at least. Thank God..I can still leave. I don't even want to know how much money she blows of mine on gambling. I always leave my wallet on the bar and that's something I should stop doing because she always jacks some when I'm not looking lol I used to be a really heavy gambler. Went to GA meetings and that whole jazz. So I know how it is but man. Such a waste. At least sports gambling is fun lol Edited April 29, 2018 by NormSizedMidget Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kepler Posted April 29, 2018 Share Posted April 29, 2018 1 minute ago, NormSizedMidget said: I'm not married at least. Thank God..I can still leave. Good choice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norm Posted April 29, 2018 Share Posted April 29, 2018 5 minutes ago, Kepler said: Good choice This is really weird to ask but how old are you. You seem young to have already been divorced. Lol. Don't answer this if you don't want to Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norm Posted April 29, 2018 Share Posted April 29, 2018 Do you guys Snapchat. If so do you have someone who feels the need to send you thirty a day. And you tell them stop idgaf and they still do it. Because it's annoying Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cakeshoppe Posted April 29, 2018 Share Posted April 29, 2018 (edited) 9 minutes ago, NormSizedMidget said: Do you guys Snapchat. If so do you have someone who feels the need to send you thirty a day. And you tell them stop idgaf and they still do it. Because it's annoying no one likes my snapchats. I think they're works of art Edited April 29, 2018 by Cakeshoppe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norm Posted April 29, 2018 Share Posted April 29, 2018 13 minutes ago, Cakeshoppe said: no one likes my snapchats. I think they're works of art I hardly send any these days. I have no motivation to do so. Also people who use it to take a pic with just a question on it suck. Just text me dude Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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