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Mortal Kombat Mafia: TOWN WINS. KSJ/Counselor lose. Malf is still crying.


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Just now, Matts4313 said:

Okay lets move on from it. We all know now. No need to rehash or make it a bigger deal than it is. Dome wasnt actually offended, I can guarantee that. And Pickle was saying a phrase thats been used 1 million times. So just drop it. 

The lack of reasonable thought absolutely offends me. Please don’t speak for me.

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14 hours ago, Matts4313 said:

Late at night, striding across the island, the moonlight cast its glow on the rippling musculature of a might four-armed warrior. Soon he had reached his prey, calling out to him: “Earthrealm’s fate is sealed, Blue!”


“Not yet, we fight until the end”

“Like the Breaking Benjamin song? I like it, that’s my go-to song when-”

 

He was interrupeted by a flying tomahawk directed at his head, which of course he easily caught in one of his many hands that were attached to the ends of his four arms. As in, he had one hand at the end of each arm, not like each arm had a bunch of hands coming out of it. That would be gross.

Their combat raged for several minutes, but soon the great many-armed warrior had Blue pinned to the ground.
But then, a pair of nunchucks struck him in the back, forcing him to release blue. “I know who you are, Pickle Rick, and I am ready for you!”

The combatant took one look at the new challeneger and began backing away into the darkness. “I will give you a warrior’s death” the creature said as it left the battlefield.

 

Blue is still alive

None of that portion of the Night writeup actually happened. It's completely fake.

I know because I was the one who wrote it. My ability is to alter the Night writeup X number of times however I want. So I faked a failed kill attempt on myself to see how people would respond. For proof that it's faked, I used lines from this truly awful Mortal Kombat fanfic and soft claimed Nightwolf here. I used Liu Kang's line from the Mortal Kombat movie so I could confirm with Daboyle that he didn't protect me (although I have no idea if he's really a doctor role or not, because how the **** would I know that). I also wanted to check whether I had a Lucid Dreamer role, as highly unlikely as that would be, and that appears not to be the case.

Admittedly, I did not expect the person I framed to roll with it and claim Vig for a kill attempt that they knew they didn't commit. Really figured Pickle would point out someone was trying to frame him, but no, that's not what he did.

That's how I know beyond any shadow of a doubt that Pickle Rick is lying about being the one trying to kill me because I would be dead if someone had really tried to kill me last Night. Which means Mwil is likely telling the truth about Pickle visiting Swag, which means Mwil is likely telling the truth about Pickle going somewhere on N1 too even though Pickle claims he didn't. Pickle didn't kill Swag, which therefore means he is probably lying about being the backup, let alone taking the even-Night Vig role.

I gave him a ton of chances to own up to his lie, and he stuck to it. So I take no responsibility for his impending lynch.

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Well not to mention it would be pretty unusual if we had two town roles that got the ability of dead players.

not that it's impossible, they could be slightly different, but unusual for sure.

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3 minutes ago, Blue said:

None of that portion of the Night writeup actually happened. It's completely fake.

I know because I was the one who wrote it. My ability is to alter the Night writeup X number of times however I want. So I faked a failed kill attempt on myself to see how people would respond. For proof that it's faked, I used lines from this truly awful Mortal Kombat fanfic and soft claimed Nightwolf here. I used Liu Kang's line from the Mortal Kombat movie so I could confirm with Daboyle that he didn't protect me (although I have no idea if he's really a doctor role or not, because how the **** would I know that). I also wanted to check whether I had a Lucid Dreamer role, as highly unlikely as that would be, and that appears not to be the case.

Admittedly, I did not expect the person I framed to roll with it and claim Vig for a kill attempt that they knew they didn't commit. Really figured Pickle would point out someone was trying to frame him, but no, that's not what he did.

That's how I know beyond any shadow of a doubt that Pickle Rick is lying about being the one trying to kill me because I would be dead if someone had really tried to kill me last Night. Which means Mwil is likely telling the truth about Pickle visiting Swag, which means Mwil is likely telling the truth about Pickle going somewhere on N1 too even though Pickle claims he didn't. Pickle didn't kill Swag, which therefore means he is probably lying about being the backup, let alone taking the even-Night Vig role.

I gave him a ton of chances to own up to his lie, and he stuck to it. So I take no responsibility for his impending lynch.

“Remember MWil is scum!” said Counselor.

That said, well done and I forgive you.

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