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5 minutes ago, Hockey5djh said:

Welp. I'll roll with this here. Since Orca was killed off and Malf already stole his money i'll "claim" the $20mil Malf. I'm Trish, the other half of Orca's Mason duo and have literally zero powers/ability with Orca out.

I am concerned that I will be given the money and hit immediately by the Mafia though so.....I'd like to hear your thoughts.

i will likely give you or counse the money

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15 minutes ago, Hockey5djh said:

Welp. Assuming this is a soft claim for a watcher who watched himself. Malf stealing money lines up with Orca's claim that his money was stolen as well.

Yeah, thats my power.

i take money from a player at night, and have to give it to another player the next day

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Just now, Daniel said:

Assuming that Counselor is the vig.

he could be sk, but i dont see why he would out himself there

if hes scum claiming vig, vig just hits him next time.

pickle feels like the vig hit, and mwil the scum hit

outside chance scum had 2 day 1 hits, but im playing the odds

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Todays game: IDIOT Test

 

1.  Which is heavier, a pound of feathers or a rock that weighs one pound?
 

 

2. Some months have 31 days. How many have 28 days?

 

3. Is it legal in California for a man to marry to his widow’s sister?

 

4. If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?

 

5. A farmer has 17 sheep and all but 9 die. How many are left?

 

6. How many animals of each species did Moses take on the ark?

 

7. How many 2 cent stamps are there in a dozen?

 

8. A woman gives a beggar 50 cents; the woman is the beggars sister, but the beggar is not the woman’s brother. How come?

 

9.  How many outs are in an inning of baseball?

 

10.  A tree has 24 birds in it. Two hunters shoot 9 of the birds. How many birds are left in the tree?

 

11. If you have only one match and you walk into a room that has one candle, one kerosene lamp, and a wood-burning stove which would you light first?

 

12.  A man builds a house rectangular in shape. All sides have southern exposures. A bear walks by, what color is the bear? Why?

 

13. There is a family with a mother a father and seven sisters. Each sister has one brother. How many people are in the family total?

 

14. What was the President’s name in 1970?

 

15. A yellow one-story house has three rooms. All the rooms have yellow walls and yellow furniture. Even the TV is yellow. What color are the stairs?

 

16. Why are 2011 pennies worth more than 2010 pennies?

 

17. What goes up and down but doesn't move?

 

18.  You have two coins that together equal 15 cents. One of them is not nickel. What are they?

 

19. If a plane crashes on the border of the U.S. and Mexico, where do they bury the survivors?

 

20. Larry's Father has 5 sons. Their names are One, Two, Three, Four and... Can you guess the name of the 5th son?

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Just now, Hockey5djh said:

Mafia generally doesn't claim N1 hits....its a safe assumption

 

Just now, Malfatron said:

he could be sk, but i dont see why he would out himself there

if hes scum claiming vig, vig just hits him next time.

pickle feels like the vig hit, and mwil the scum hit

outside chance scum had 2 day 1 hits, but im playing the odds

Forge did that in literally the last game.

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Just now, Matts4313 said:

Todays game: IDIOT Test

 

1.  Which is heavier, a pound of feathers or a rock that weighs one pound? They weigh the same
 

 

2. Some months have 31 days. How many have 28 days? All

 

3. Is it legal in California for a man to marry to his widow’s sister?He can't marry anyone, he's dead.

 

4. If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have? 2

 

5. A farmer has 17 sheep and all but 9 die. How many are left? 9

 

6. How many animals of each species did Moses take on the ark? None

 

7. How many 2 cent stamps are there in a dozen? A dozen

 

8. A woman gives a beggar 50 cents; the woman is the beggars sister, but the beggar is not the woman’s brother. How come? She's a nun

 

9.  How many outs are in an inning of baseball? 6

 

10.  A tree has 24 birds in it. Two hunters shoot 9 of the birds. How many birds are left in the tree? Zero

 

11. If you have only one match and you walk into a room that has one candle, one kerosene lamp, and a wood-burning stove which would you light first? The match

 

12.  A man builds a house rectangular in shape. All sides have southern exposures. A bear walks by, what color is the bear? Why? White, it's the north pole and a polar bear.

 

13. There is a family with a mother a father and seven sisters. Each sister has one brother. How many people are in the family total? 10.

 

14. What was the President’s name in 1970? Donald Trump

 

15. A yellow one-story house has three rooms. All the rooms have yellow walls and yellow furniture. Even the TV is yellow. What color are the stairs? There aren't any

 

16. Why are 2011 pennies worth more than 2010 pennies? One more penny

 

17. What goes up and down but doesn't move? The sun.

 

18.  You have two coins that together equal 15 cents. One of them is not nickel. What are they? A dime and a nickel

 

19. If a plane crashes on the border of the U.S. and Mexico, where do they bury the survivors? They don't bury survivors

 

20. Larry's Father has 5 sons. Their names are One, Two, Three, Four and... Can you guess the name of the 5th son? Larry

 

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Just now, Matts4313 said:

Todays game: IDIOT Test

 

1.  Which is heavier, a pound of feathers or a rock that weighs one pound?
 

 good ol dependable rock

2. Some months have 31 days. How many have 28 days?

february

3. Is it legal in California for a man to marry to his widow’s sister?

yeah, california is freaky

 

Just now, Matts4313 said:

4. If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?

 1

 

Just now, Matts4313 said:

5. A farmer has 17 sheep and all but 9 die. How many are left?

one farmer

6. How many animals of each species did Moses take on the ark?

none bc its fictional

7. How many 2 cent stamps are there in a dozen?

6

8. A woman gives a beggar 50 cents; the woman is the beggars sister, but the beggar is not the woman’s brother. How come?

shes greedy

9.  How many outs are in an inning of baseball?

all of them if you are the brewers

10.  A tree has 24 birds in it. Two hunters shoot 9 of the birds. How many birds are left in the tree?

none because when you kill a bird it falls out the tree

11. If you have only one match and you walk into a room that has one candle, one kerosene lamp, and a wood-burning stove which would you light first?

of the three you specifically listed, the lamp

12.  A man builds a house rectangular in shape. All sides have southern exposures. A bear walks by, what color is the bear? Why?

white, because its mitch trubisky

13. There is a family with a mother a father and seven sisters. Each sister has one brother. How many people are in the family total?

counting extended family, 73

14. What was the President’s name in 1970?

biden

15. A yellow one-story house has three rooms. All the rooms have yellow walls and yellow furniture. Even the TV is yellow. What color are the stairs?

wood colored. there can be stairs in a one story house

16. Why are 2011 pennies worth more than 2010 pennies?

because the pats lost

17. What goes up and down but doesn't move?

matts mom

18.  You have two coins that together equal 15 cents. One of them is not nickel. What are they?

8 and 7 cent coins

19. If a plane crashes on the border of the U.S. and Mexico, where do they bury the survivors?

they bury them alive in the hole made by the plane to cover it up

20. Larry's Father has 5 sons. Their names are One, Two, Three, Four and... Can you guess the name of the 5th son? yes

 

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