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6 minutes ago, Scoundrel said:

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6 minutes ago, EaglesPeteC said:

The rest of us, however, endorse nacho doing this 

You guys think I'm making this up...

This. Actually. Happened. 

If I'm to believe the events that transpired in the Disney+ documentary Loki, there's a timeline where @TheKillerNacho picked up a gun - unprovoked - and shot my beautiful face IN THE FACE with little provocation.

I guess we all gotta go at some point, nobody lives forever - but at least say something cool like "Rent's due mutha*****" or "You lookin at me?" or "Always bet on black" before you do it. (Or, y'know - don't shoot me).

Style points matter in this timeline.

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1 minute ago, ET80 said:

 

You guys think I'm making this up...

This. Actually. Happened. 

If I'm to believe the events that transpired in the Disney+ documentary Loki, there's a timeline where @TheKillerNacho picked up a gun - unprovoked - and shot my beautiful face IN THE FACE with little provocation.

I guess we all gotta go at some point, nobody lives forever - but at least say something cool like "Rent's due mutha*****" or "You lookin at me?" or "Always bet on black" before you do it. (Or, y'know - don't shoot me).

Style points matter in this timeline.

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52 minutes ago, ET80 said:

 

You guys think I'm making this up...

This. Actually. Happened. 

If I'm to believe the events that transpired in the Disney+ documentary Loki, there's a timeline where @TheKillerNacho picked up a gun - unprovoked - and shot my beautiful face IN THE FACE with little provocation.

I guess we all gotta go at some point, nobody lives forever - but at least say something cool like "Rent's due mutha*****" or "You lookin at me?" or "Always bet on black" before you do it. (Or, y'know - don't shoot me).

Style points matter in this timeline.

The part in bold made me laugh harder than it probably should have.

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WEEK 13 Predictions!

current record in last 2 weeks: 14-6


Little Rock Uni Royals @ Egypt Starfalls

I predict this to be another shootout, and close game. The air games for both teams should feast, even though both teams have good secondaries.

Rammy ties the game toward the end of regulation, but LR cant be stopped.

I predict this to be one of the most exciting games of the week, with 40 total pts scored in the 4th alone

 

prediction: Uni Royals win 36-33 in OT


Norway Knights @ Anchorage Moose

Last time these two teams met, the Knights won 24-19 but were sacked 7 times and outgained. 

however...The Knights have a completely different and better team than they did in the first half of the year!

You thought last game was exciting, this game will be even better and will also go to OT! (where Latavius Murray will win it)

Will The Moose still get sacks?

yes.

but only 1.

 

prediction: Knights win 37-31 in OT


Freiburg Venom @ Phoenix Rattlers

This is the game Venom finally gets that FG situation karma paid forward as Henry scores on a 37 yard td run with time ticking down in the game

Prediction: Venom wins 29-28


Lancaster Fighting Amish @ Nassau Sea Wolves

Yall see Trey Lance in practice this week??

no way he is stopped

prediction: Amish win 47-36


Hanoi Viet Kongs @ Rio de Janeiro Pirates

Ruskies terrible defense and amazing offense is at it again! but like he said, defense is more important

prediction: Kongs win 48-41


Reykjavík Direwolves @ Tacoma Thunder

Rex Ryan becomes undefeeted as the Thunder rolls to a rare win. 

The rubber band snaps again on the Direwolves as they allow 2 Thunder TDs in the last 8:00 or so of the game

prediction: thunder win 38-35 OT

 


Scranton Papermakers @ Richmond Flying Squirrels

I predict a very low scoring game, which surprises and annoys both owners. Theres no real evidence that this will happen, yet i predict it all the same

 

prediction: Papermakers win 13-10


South Africa Woolly Mammoths @ Providence Patricias

All those heartbreaking games for Providence. I feel rng smiles today. 

This time SA misses a late fg to lose

prediction: Patricias win 28-26

 


Antarctica Penguin Poppers @ Chicago Fire

A MALF lock. The Fire is a very good team. Their WR are gonna kill the poppers.

meanwhile, Kyle Trask flounders

 

Prediction: Fire wins 34-13


Indianapolis Predators @ Rocket City Trash Pandas

GOTW MATERIAL. BATTLE FOR DIVISION.

BATTLE BETWEEN THE NUMBER 1 AND 2 TEAMS!

Lets be real though, the trash pandas arent gonna be the ones to snap the streak.

They will stay in it all game, no doubt.

But betting against the Preds right now would be foolish

 

prediction: Predators win 29-22

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11 minutes ago, Malfatron said:

WEEK 13 Predictions!

current record in last 2 weeks: 14-6


Little Rock Uni Royals @ Egypt Starfalls

I predict this to be another shootout, and close game. The air games for both teams should feast, even though both teams have good secondaries.

Rammy ties the game toward the end of regulation, but LR cant be stopped.

I predict this to be one of the most exciting games of the week, with 40 total pts scored in the 4th alone

 

prediction: Uni Royals win 36-33 in OT


Norway Knights @ Anchorage Moose

Last time these two teams met, the Knights won 24-19 but were sacked 7 times and outgained. 

however...The Knights have a completely different and better team than they did in the first half of the year!

You thought last game was exciting, this game will be even better and will also go to OT! (where Latavius Murray will win it)

Will The Moose still get sacks?

yes.

but only 1.

 

prediction: Knights win 37-31 in OT


Freiburg Venom @ Phoenix Rattlers

This is the game Venom finally gets that FG situation karma paid forward as Henry scores on a 37 yard td run with time ticking down in the game

Prediction: Venom wins 29-28


Lancaster Fighting Amish @ Nassau Sea Wolves

Yall see Trey Lance in practice this week??

no way he is stopped

prediction: Amish win 47-36


Hanoi Viet Kongs @ Rio de Janeiro Pirates

Ruskies terrible defense and amazing offense is at it again! but like he said, defense is more important

prediction: Kongs win 48-41


Reykjavík Direwolves @ Tacoma Thunder

Rex Ryan becomes undefeeted as the Thunder rolls to a rare win. 

The rubber band snaps again on the Direwolves as they allow 2 Thunder TDs in the last 8:00 or so of the game

prediction: thunder win 38-35 OT

 


Scranton Papermakers @ Richmond Flying Squirrels

I predict a very low scoring game, which surprises and annoys both owners. Theres no real evidence that this will happen, yet i predict it all the same

 

prediction: Papermakers win 13-10


South Africa Woolly Mammoths @ Providence Patricias

All those heartbreaking games for Providence. I feel rng smiles today. 

This time SA misses a late fg to lose

prediction: Patricias win 28-26

 


Antarctica Penguin Poppers @ Chicago Fire

A MALF lock. The Fire is a very good team. Their WR are gonna kill the poppers.

meanwhile, Kyle Trask flounders

 

Prediction: Fire wins 34-13


Indianapolis Predators @ Rocket City Trash Pandas

GOTW MATERIAL. BATTLE FOR DIVISION.

BATTLE BETWEEN THE NUMBER 1 AND 2 TEAMS!

Lets be real though, the trash pandas arent gonna be the ones to snap the streak.

They will stay in it all game, no doubt.

But betting against the Preds right now would be foolish

 

prediction: Predators win 29-22

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23 minutes ago, Malfatron said:

WEEK 13 Predictions!

current record in last 2 weeks: 14-6


Little Rock Uni Royals @ Egypt Starfalls

I predict this to be another shootout, and close game. The air games for both teams should feast, even though both teams have good secondaries.

Rammy ties the game toward the end of regulation, but LR cant be stopped.

I predict this to be one of the most exciting games of the week, with 40 total pts scored in the 4th alone

 

prediction: Uni Royals win 36-33 in OT


Norway Knights @ Anchorage Moose

Last time these two teams met, the Knights won 24-19 but were sacked 7 times and outgained. 

however...The Knights have a completely different and better team than they did in the first half of the year!

You thought last game was exciting, this game will be even better and will also go to OT! (where Latavius Murray will win it)

Will The Moose still get sacks?

yes.

but only 1.

 

prediction: Knights win 37-31 in OT


Freiburg Venom @ Phoenix Rattlers

This is the game Venom finally gets that FG situation karma paid forward as Henry scores on a 37 yard td run with time ticking down in the game

Prediction: Venom wins 29-28


Lancaster Fighting Amish @ Nassau Sea Wolves

Yall see Trey Lance in practice this week??

no way he is stopped

prediction: Amish win 47-36


Hanoi Viet Kongs @ Rio de Janeiro Pirates

Ruskies terrible defense and amazing offense is at it again! but like he said, defense is more important

prediction: Kongs win 48-41


Reykjavík Direwolves @ Tacoma Thunder

Rex Ryan becomes undefeeted as the Thunder rolls to a rare win. 

The rubber band snaps again on the Direwolves as they allow 2 Thunder TDs in the last 8:00 or so of the game

prediction: thunder win 38-35 OT

 


Scranton Papermakers @ Richmond Flying Squirrels

I predict a very low scoring game, which surprises and annoys both owners. Theres no real evidence that this will happen, yet i predict it all the same

 

prediction: Papermakers win 13-10


South Africa Woolly Mammoths @ Providence Patricias

All those heartbreaking games for Providence. I feel rng smiles today. 

This time SA misses a late fg to lose

prediction: Patricias win 28-26

 


Antarctica Penguin Poppers @ Chicago Fire

A MALF lock. The Fire is a very good team. Their WR are gonna kill the poppers.

meanwhile, Kyle Trask flounders

 

Prediction: Fire wins 34-13


Indianapolis Predators @ Rocket City Trash Pandas

GOTW MATERIAL. BATTLE FOR DIVISION.

BATTLE BETWEEN THE NUMBER 1 AND 2 TEAMS!

Lets be real though, the trash pandas arent gonna be the ones to snap the streak.

They will stay in it all game, no doubt.

But betting against the Preds right now would be foolish

 

prediction: Predators win 29-22

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23 minutes ago, EaglesPeteC said:

Reykjavík Direwolves @ Tacoma Thunder

Rex Ryan becomes undefeeted as the Thunder rolls to a rare win. 

The rubber band snaps again on the Direwolves as they allow 2 Thunder TDs in the last 8:00 or so of the game

prediction: thunder win 38-35 OT

Rex Ryan enjoying a post-victory treat....

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