TL-TwoWinsAway Posted May 19, 2023 Share Posted May 19, 2023 2 minutes ago, Glen said: I mean Davis and Parsons were both top 15, respectfully I’d be insulted if Parsons isn’t rated a top 3 lb.. but playing a 4/3 olb isn’t going to be a statistical glamor position.. Just a wild drop off from Parsons at 14 iirc to Milano to 60 I think Micah having so few total impact plays (33rd out of 50) speaks to how little raw stats do in showing overall effectiveness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EaglesPeteC Posted May 19, 2023 Share Posted May 19, 2023 1 hour ago, TL-TwoWinsAway said: I think Micah having so few total impact plays (33rd out of 50) speaks to how little raw stats do in showing overall effectiveness. Good to see you are already mentally prepping for your impending offseason with all of these nerd stats 😎 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EaglesPeteC Posted May 19, 2023 Share Posted May 19, 2023 I thought this graphic was kind of fun given our matchup @TL-TwoWinsAway 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheKillerNacho Posted May 19, 2023 Author Share Posted May 19, 2023 27 minutes ago, EaglesPeteC said: I thought this graphic was kind of fun given our matchup @TL-TwoWinsAway This image seems like it was created to troll tbh, lol I like Higgins, Smith, and St. Brown quite a lot but at this point in their careers I can't see how anyone would choose any of them over Waddle. Also why is Higgins even on here when he was drafted a year before? Shouldn't that be Jamarr Chase instead (which honestly, would make it a fair debate, too)? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EaglesPeteC Posted May 19, 2023 Share Posted May 19, 2023 9 minutes ago, TheKillerNacho said: This image seems like it was created to troll tbh, lol I like Higgins, Smith, and St. Brown quite a lot but at this point in their careers I can't see how anyone would choose any of them over Waddle. Also why is Higgins even on here when he was drafted a year before? Shouldn't that be Jamarr Chase instead (which honestly, would make it a fair debate, too)? I’d choose Blobfish great Jaylen Waddle but only slightly over Blobfish great Devonta Smith. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glen Posted May 19, 2023 Share Posted May 19, 2023 Sun god ☀️ 🙏🏻 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TL-TwoWinsAway Posted May 19, 2023 Share Posted May 19, 2023 1 hour ago, EaglesPeteC said: I thought this graphic was kind of fun given our matchup @TL-TwoWinsAway Ha! Perfect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TL-TwoWinsAway Posted May 19, 2023 Share Posted May 19, 2023 1 hour ago, EaglesPeteC said: Good to see you are already mentally prepping for your impending offseason with all of these nerd stats 😎 If I had my way, we'd just go from offseason to offseason and skip those miserable YouTube videos in-between. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TL-TwoWinsAway Posted May 19, 2023 Share Posted May 19, 2023 Sounds like this match-up is anyone's to take: In a hypothetical fight between a blobfish from New Zealand and a waste walrus, it is important to note that both these species are not known for their physical aggression or combat abilities. However, if we were to imagine a scenario where they engage in a fight, the waste walrus would likely have the advantage. The waste walrus is a fictional team name, so we can assume it represents a walrus that has adapted to survive in a waste-filled environment. Walruses are large, powerful marine mammals known for their tusks and bulk. They possess a thick layer of blubber for insulation and protection, making them well-suited to withstand physical confrontations. With their massive size and formidable tusks, walruses can be formidable opponents, especially in water where they are most agile. On the other hand, the blobfish is a deep-sea fish known for its gelatinous and blob-like appearance. It lacks a streamlined body and doesn't have any particular physical adaptations for combat. Blobfish are slow-moving and primarily drift along the ocean floor, feeding on small invertebrates. Due to their physical characteristics and habitat, blobfish are not built for fighting or withstanding physical aggression. Considering these factors, it is likely that the waste walrus, with its size, strength, and natural adaptations, would overpower the blobfish in a fight. However, it's important to remember that such a hypothetical scenario is purely speculative and doesn't reflect the natural behavior or interactions between these species in their respective habitats. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EaglesPeteC Posted May 19, 2023 Share Posted May 19, 2023 1 hour ago, TL-TwoWinsAway said: Blobfish are slow-moving and primarily drift along the ocean floor, feeding on small invertebrates. Team built in my image 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoundrel Posted May 19, 2023 Share Posted May 19, 2023 1 hour ago, TL-TwoWinsAway said: walrus that has adapted to survive in a waste-filled environment Precisely 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TL-TwoWinsAway Posted May 19, 2023 Share Posted May 19, 2023 11 minutes ago, Scoundrel said: Precisely Even the AI knows what we're all about over here in Wattsville. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malfatron Posted May 19, 2023 Share Posted May 19, 2023 ChatGPT Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the epic showdown between the TL-TwoWinsAway and the EaglesPeteC American football teams! The atmosphere is electric as the players take the field, ready to battle it out for supremacy. The TL-TwoWinsAway, known for their lightning-fast offense and impeccable teamwork, are set to showcase their agility and precision. Their quarterback delivers lightning-quick passes, zipping through the defense, while their running backs display dazzling footwork, dodging tackles with ease. On the other side, the EaglesPeteC are known for their fierce defense and powerful ground game. Their defensive line puts immense pressure on the opposition, aiming to disrupt the TL-TwoWinsAway's passing game and shut down their running lanes. The match begins with a thunderous kickoff, and the TL-TwoWinsAway take possession. Their quarterback, like a lightning bolt, swiftly maneuvers the pocket, scanning the field for an open receiver. With lightning reflexes, he spots a gap in the defense and launches a pinpoint pass to his wide receiver streaking down the sideline. Touchdown! The crowd erupts as the TL-TwoWinsAway strike first. The EaglesPeteC, undeterred, come charging back. Their running back bulldozes through the defensive line, breaking tackles and gaining crucial yardage. The TL-TwoWinsAway defense fights valiantly, but the EaglesPeteC's ground game proves relentless. With a powerful surge, the EaglesPeteC score a touchdown of their own, tying up the game. As the match progresses, both teams display their skills and strategies. The TL-TwoWinsAway's lightning offense continues to dazzle, with precise passes and explosive runs, while the EaglesPeteC rely on their tenacious defense and hard-hitting ground game. In the final moments of the game, with the score tied, the TL-TwoWinsAway mount a lightning-fast drive down the field. The crowd holds its breath as the quarterback takes the snap, scanning the field. With a burst of speed, he evades the pursuing defenders and delivers a miraculous pass into the end zone. The receiver leaps and makes an acrobatic catch, securing the winning touchdown! The TL-TwoWinsAway emerge victorious in a thrilling, high-scoring game. The stadium erupts in applause and cheers as the TL-TwoWinsAway celebrate their hard-fought victory. Both teams showed incredible determination and skill, making it a match for the ages. This epic clash between the TL-TwoWinsAway and the EaglesPeteC will be remembered as one of the greatest showdowns in football history. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TL-TwoWinsAway Posted May 19, 2023 Share Posted May 19, 2023 2 minutes ago, Malfatron said: ChatGPT Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the epic showdown between the TL-TwoWinsAway and the EaglesPeteC American football teams! The atmosphere is electric as the players take the field, ready to battle it out for supremacy. The TL-TwoWinsAway, known for their lightning-fast offense and impeccable teamwork, are set to showcase their agility and precision. Their quarterback delivers lightning-quick passes, zipping through the defense, while their running backs display dazzling footwork, dodging tackles with ease. On the other side, the EaglesPeteC are known for their fierce defense and powerful ground game. Their defensive line puts immense pressure on the opposition, aiming to disrupt the TL-TwoWinsAway's passing game and shut down their running lanes. The match begins with a thunderous kickoff, and the TL-TwoWinsAway take possession. Their quarterback, like a lightning bolt, swiftly maneuvers the pocket, scanning the field for an open receiver. With lightning reflexes, he spots a gap in the defense and launches a pinpoint pass to his wide receiver streaking down the sideline. Touchdown! The crowd erupts as the TL-TwoWinsAway strike first. The EaglesPeteC, undeterred, come charging back. Their running back bulldozes through the defensive line, breaking tackles and gaining crucial yardage. The TL-TwoWinsAway defense fights valiantly, but the EaglesPeteC's ground game proves relentless. With a powerful surge, the EaglesPeteC score a touchdown of their own, tying up the game. As the match progresses, both teams display their skills and strategies. The TL-TwoWinsAway's lightning offense continues to dazzle, with precise passes and explosive runs, while the EaglesPeteC rely on their tenacious defense and hard-hitting ground game. In the final moments of the game, with the score tied, the TL-TwoWinsAway mount a lightning-fast drive down the field. The crowd holds its breath as the quarterback takes the snap, scanning the field. With a burst of speed, he evades the pursuing defenders and delivers a miraculous pass into the end zone. The receiver leaps and makes an acrobatic catch, securing the winning touchdown! The TL-TwoWinsAway emerge victorious in a thrilling, high-scoring game. The stadium erupts in applause and cheers as the TL-TwoWinsAway celebrate their hard-fought victory. Both teams showed incredible determination and skill, making it a match for the ages. This epic clash between the TL-TwoWinsAway and the EaglesPeteC will be remembered as one of the greatest showdowns in football history. Might as well tag Nacho and move this thing along, amirite? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malfatron Posted May 19, 2023 Share Posted May 19, 2023 ChatGPT Ladies and gentlemen, get ready for a hilarious matchup between the Scoundrel and Uni Royals football teams! This game promises to be a wild ride filled with laughter and unexpected antics. Let's dive into the play-by-play commentary: Commentator 1: And the kickoff is underway! The ball is soaring through the air, and oh, it looks like the Scoundrel's kicker completely missed the ball! He's kicking air like he's trying to take on an invisible opponent! Commentator 2: Haha, you're right, Bob! That's one way to start the game with a bang. But wait, the Uni Royals' special teams player scoops up the ball and starts running... backward? Oh my, it seems like he's trying to confuse the Scoundrel defenders, but he's making his own team dizzy! Commentator 1: Unbelievable, Steve! It's like watching a comedy skit on the field. Now, the Scoundrel's quarterback drops back to pass. He's scanning for an open receiver, but instead, he throws the ball straight into the hands of the referee! Touchdown for the zebras! Commentator 2: Hilarious! I bet the quarterback is seeing stripes after that one. But wait, now the Uni Royals' cheerleaders are rushing onto the field, distracting everyone with their dance routine. The players seem utterly bewildered. They're spinning in circles and twirling their jerseys like fashion models. This is not your typical football game! Commentator 1: Absolutely, Bob! It's a halftime show in the middle of the game! Oh, wait, what's happening? The Scoundrel's mascot has joined the dance-off, breakdancing like there's no tomorrow. The crowd is roaring with laughter. I've never seen such incredible moves from a fuzzy raccoon! Commentator 2: This is pure comedy gold, Steve! But let's refocus on the game. The Uni Royals' quarterback takes the snap and tries to throw a long bomb downfield. Oh no, it's intercepted! But wait, the Scoundrel defender is running in the wrong direction! He's heading toward his own end zone! Somebody needs to tell him he's scoring for the wrong team! Commentator 1: That's just unbelievable, Bob! This game is full of surprises. Now, the Scoundrel's coach is frantically calling a timeout, probably to explain the rules to his own players. The Uni Royals' coach seems to be joining in too. They're sharing a rulebook on the sidelines. Who knew football could be this confusing? Commentator 2: It's a comedy of errors, Steve! But amidst all the laughter, the players are having a blast. They're high-fiving each other, sharing inside jokes, and even swapping helmets. It's like a comedy improv session disguised as a football game! Commentator 1: And that's the final whistle! The game ends in a tie, but the laughs and memories will last a lifetime. The Scoundrel and Uni Royals football teams have truly put on a show today. It may not have been a typical display of skill, but it's definitely a game that won't be forgotten anytime soon. Commentator 2: You said it, Steve! This was a hilarious matchup, and I'm still wiping tears of laughter from my eyes. Thank you, Scoundrel and Uni Royals, for delivering such an unforgettable and sidesplitting football experience! Note: This fictional play-by-play commentary is meant for entertainment purposes only and does not represent real teams or events. @TL-TwoWinsAway wins the chip 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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