Ty21 Posted September 21, 2023 Share Posted September 21, 2023 https://www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootballtalk/rumor-mill/news/bears-release-nathan-peterman I’m just imagining him sitting nervously as all hell breaks loose around him, Alan Williams has died, the FBI has Virginia McCaskey in a headlock while rifling through her computer computer, Justin Fields is flipping off all his coaches, Eberflus is sobbing into a towel, then Peterman looks up at the wrong time and locks eyes with birthday boy Ryan Poles at exactly the wrong time. “You’re f***in’ gone!” shrieks Poles at Peterman, the pitch of his yell so loud that Teven Jenkins shatters his coccyx. Peterman is seen walking away, inconsolable until someone brings it to his attention he’ll probably be back tomorrow, the bears just like doing this. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Epyon Posted September 21, 2023 Share Posted September 21, 2023 SECRET.... BAAAAAGENT MAN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BEAR FACE DOWN ARROW Posted September 21, 2023 Share Posted September 21, 2023 Even I'm kind of starting to think we're the same dude. Peterman fan fiction? Here for it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ty21 Posted September 21, 2023 Author Share Posted September 21, 2023 11 hours ago, Ty21 said: Peterman is seen walking away, inconsolable until someone brings it to his attention he’ll probably be back tomorrow, the bears just like doing this. I am omniscient Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chisoxguy7 Posted September 21, 2023 Share Posted September 21, 2023 This could have been the next Josh Gordon log cabin copypasta. If only. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HuskieBear Posted September 21, 2023 Share Posted September 21, 2023 i dont even understand why tho Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigbear72 Posted September 21, 2023 Share Posted September 21, 2023 Apparently they were making room for a possible signing from another teams practice squad that didn't work out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sugashane Posted September 21, 2023 Share Posted September 21, 2023 Peterman is like herpes. He might not be seen but he is never truly gone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Epyon Posted September 21, 2023 Share Posted September 21, 2023 2 hours ago, HuskieBear said: i dont even understand why tho The non dramatic answer is they needed the roster spot, and Peterman is expendable. The dramatic answer is that they did this roster move an hour after Fields called out the coaching staff yesterday as a FU to Fields, basically threatening to bench him for mouthing off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beardown3231 Posted September 21, 2023 Share Posted September 21, 2023 2 minutes ago, Epyon said: The non dramatic answer is they needed the roster spot, and Peterman is expendable. The dramatic answer is that they did this roster move an hour after Fields called out the coaching staff yesterday as a FU to Fields, basically threatening to bench him for mouthing off. Yeah, no 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BEAR FACE DOWN ARROW Posted September 21, 2023 Share Posted September 21, 2023 1 hour ago, Bigbear72 said: Apparently they were making room for a possible signing from another teams practice squad that didn't work out. I swear, if the Bears flip a coin right now it's coming up "NO" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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