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28 minutes ago, Malfatron said:

Okay im working on what chatgpt thinks is wrong with me. I got this

 

Looking at your players' stats, there are some standout performers like Joe Mixon and T.J. Watt, but there are also areas for improvement. Your quarterback, C.J. Stroud, has been decent but could benefit from reducing interceptions and improving his passer rating. The running game looks solid with Mixon and Conner, but Conner's fumbling and drops are concerns. Among the wide receivers, Diontae Johnson is the most productive, but there's room for more contribution from Robert Woods and Allen Lazard. Tight end David Njoku has been reliable but could work on reducing drops. On the defensive side, while T.J. Watt and Khalil Mack are generating pressure, the secondary could use more interceptions and forced turnovers. Overall, addressing turnovers, improving pass defense, and getting more consistent contributions from all positions could help boost your team's performance

Stroud: *smacks head* "Just throw fewer interceptions. Why didn't I think of that?"

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55 minutes ago, TL-TwoWinsAway said:

It's FLUCK! It's the metric that explains how it's possible for the team that gains the most yards and allows the fewest yards to have a worse record than a team that has the 17th worst net yards.

See:

 

TEAM REC OYDS OYRNK DARDS DYRNK NETYDS NYRNK FUMA FUMR FLUCK FRNK FG%
LR 7-2 3,808 1 3,135 1 673 1 13 3 0.23 19 85.71
RIO 8-1 3,427 10 3,760 20 -333 17 19 16 0.84 1 87.50

LR is significantly better in every single category, (other than FG%, which is close), yet RIO has a better record. How? FLUCK!

But LR beat me by only 1 point, so who is the real lucky team here?

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Gives me enough time to do ratings!

 

10 x YPC (offense) + Passer Rating (offense) + 2 X Avg Pts/Game Scored +3rd down conversion% + fumbles forced) – (10 X OPP YPC (defense) + OPP Passer Rating (defense)+ 2 X OPP Avg Pts/Game +3rd down conversion allowed% + fumbles)

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45 minutes ago, bcb1213 said:

OK we are kicking off in two minutes

Link is twitch.tv/bcb1213

James Cook! Who was that LB that didn't tackle him for 70 yards despite clearly being able to take hime down early?

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10 minutes ago, LAOJoe said:

James Cook! Who was that LB that didn't tackle him for 70 yards despite clearly being able to take hime down early?

Afraid I don't know the rosters wells enough to tell u lol

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42 minutes ago, Malfatron said:

Gives me enough time to do ratings!

 

10 x YPC (offense) + Passer Rating (offense) + 2 X Avg Pts/Game Scored +3rd down conversion% + fumbles forced) – (10 X OPP YPC (defense) + OPP Passer Rating (defense)+ 2 X OPP Avg Pts/Game +3rd down conversion allowed% + fumbles)

Week 10 power rankings via the MALFYS

1. Rio de Janeiro Pirates (8-1) = 127.36
2. Little Rock Uni Royals (7-2) = 116.32

3. Hamilton Hornets (5-4) = 68.04
4. Indianapolis Predators (7-2) = 63.22

5. Reykjavik Direwolves (6-3) = 41.26
6 Greenland Polar Bears (6-2-1) - 41.03

7. Freiburg Venom (5-4) = 32.24
8. Phoenix Rubber Ducks (6-3) = 29.13

9. New Zealand Blobfish(4-5) = 6.65

10. Scranton Papermakers(4-5) = 1.7

11. Hanoi Viet Kongs (3-6) = 0.4

12. Burlington Sock Puppets (3-6)= (-14.66)

13. Egypt Starfalls (4-5) = (-15.67)

14. Lancaster Fighting Amish(5-4)=(-34.45)

15. Butte Bots (4-5) = (-47.53)

16. Anchorage Amphibians(4-4-1)=(-54.98)

17. Wattsville Waste Walruses(2-7)=(-57.76)

18. Tokyo Samurai(1-8) = (-86.43)

19. Cincinnati Buffleheads (3-6) = (-100.81)

20. Lake Minn Ice Orcas (2-7) = (-117.4)
 

 

 

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