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I asked chatgpt on which teams would be most likely to hold up the draft

 

1. **Wattsville Waste Walruses**: The name suggests chaos and disorder, making them likely to disrupt proceedings.
2. **Lancaster Fighting Amish**: Their name implies a historic and perhaps unconventional approach, possibly leading to unexpected delays.
3. **Tokyo Shoguns**: With a name evoking historical samurai, they might demand precision and tradition, potentially holding things up to ensure honor.
4. **Hanoi Viet Kongs**: The name brings to mind guerrilla tactics, suggesting they might use strategic maneuvers to hold up the draft.
5. **Okoboji Ents**: Inspired by Tolkien’s slow-moving tree creatures, they might metaphorically slow down the draft process.
6. **New Zealand Blobfish**: Known for their lethargic appearance, they could metaphorically delay the draft with a lack of urgency.
7. **Anchorage Quill Pigs**: The unusual name might indicate a quirky and unpredictable team, leading to potential hold-ups.
8. **Lake Minnewanka Ice Orcas**: Orcas are intelligent and strategic, possibly leading to tactical delays.
9. **Cincinnati Buffleheads**: A peculiar name that could indicate unpredictable behavior, potentially holding things up.
10. **Cambodia Humanoids**: The name suggests a blend of human and other qualities, potentially complicating their draft strategy.
11. **Rio de Janeiro Pirates**: Pirates could imply a tendency to seize opportunities, potentially causing delays in the process.
12. **Hamilton Hornets**: Hornets can be aggressive and disruptive, possibly leading to hold-ups.
13. **Egypt Starfalls**: The name suggests something grand and celestial, which might imply an elaborate draft process.
14. **Tombstone Outlaws**: Outlaws might suggest rule-breaking, possibly leading to delays.
15. **Reykjavík Direwolves**: Direwolves are fierce and strategic, potentially causing hold-ups to gain an advantage.
16. **Phoenix Rubber Ducks**: While quirky, rubber ducks don’t imply significant disruption.
17. **Burlington Sock Puppets**: Their playful name suggests they are less likely to cause serious delays.
18. **Little Rock Uni Royals**: The name suggests order and nobility, likely leading to a smooth process.
19. **Indianapolis Predators**: Predators are strategic but not necessarily disruptive.
20. **Freiburg Venom**: Despite the intimidating name, it doesn’t imply draft delays.
 

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Just now, Malfatron said:

I asked chatgpt on which teams would be most likely to hold up the draft

 

1. **Wattsville Waste Walruses**: The name suggests chaos and disorder, making them likely to disrupt proceedings.
2. **Lancaster Fighting Amish**: Their name implies a historic and perhaps unconventional approach, possibly leading to unexpected delays.
3. **Tokyo Shoguns**: With a name evoking historical samurai, they might demand precision and tradition, potentially holding things up to ensure honor.
4. **Hanoi Viet Kongs**: The name brings to mind guerrilla tactics, suggesting they might use strategic maneuvers to hold up the draft.
5. **Okoboji Ents**: Inspired by Tolkien’s slow-moving tree creatures, they might metaphorically slow down the draft process.
6. **New Zealand Blobfish**: Known for their lethargic appearance, they could metaphorically delay the draft with a lack of urgency.
7. **Anchorage Quill Pigs**: The unusual name might indicate a quirky and unpredictable team, leading to potential hold-ups.
8. **Lake Minnewanka Ice Orcas**: Orcas are intelligent and strategic, possibly leading to tactical delays.
9. **Cincinnati Buffleheads**: A peculiar name that could indicate unpredictable behavior, potentially holding things up.
10. **Cambodia Humanoids**: The name suggests a blend of human and other qualities, potentially complicating their draft strategy.
11. **Rio de Janeiro Pirates**: Pirates could imply a tendency to seize opportunities, potentially causing delays in the process.
12. **Hamilton Hornets**: Hornets can be aggressive and disruptive, possibly leading to hold-ups.
13. **Egypt Starfalls**: The name suggests something grand and celestial, which might imply an elaborate draft process.
14. **Tombstone Outlaws**: Outlaws might suggest rule-breaking, possibly leading to delays.
15. **Reykjavík Direwolves**: Direwolves are fierce and strategic, potentially causing hold-ups to gain an advantage.
16. **Phoenix Rubber Ducks**: While quirky, rubber ducks don’t imply significant disruption.
17. **Burlington Sock Puppets**: Their playful name suggests they are less likely to cause serious delays.
18. **Little Rock Uni Royals**: The name suggests order and nobility, likely leading to a smooth process.
19. **Indianapolis Predators**: Predators are strategic but not necessarily disruptive.
20. **Freiburg Venom**: Despite the intimidating name, it doesn’t imply draft delays.
 

Absolute garbage. I don't take good players, but I sure as hell take them quickly.

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1 minute ago, TL-TwoWinsAway said:

Absolute garbage. I don't take good players, but I sure as hell take them quickly.

I fed your comment into chatgpt and here are the updated rankings

Fair point from the Waste Walruses. Here’s a revised ranking based on that insight:

1. **Lancaster Fighting Amish**: The unconventional name implies a potential for unexpected methods and delays.
2. **Tokyo Shoguns**: The emphasis on honor and precision could lead to meticulous decision-making, causing hold-ups.
3. **Hanoi Viet Kongs**: Their name suggests strategic and potentially disruptive tactics.
4. **Okoboji Ents**: Reflecting Tolkien's slow-moving Ents, they might metaphorically slow down the draft.
5. **New Zealand Blobfish**: Known for their lethargic appearance, they could delay the draft with a lack of urgency.
6. **Anchorage Quill Pigs**: Their quirky and unpredictable nature might cause hold-ups.
7. **Lake Minnewanka Ice Orcas**: Intelligent and strategic, they might tactically delay proceedings.
8. **Cincinnati Buffleheads**: A peculiar name indicating unpredictable behavior and potential delays.
9. **Cambodia Humanoids**: The blend of human and other qualities might complicate their draft strategy, causing hold-ups.
10. **Rio de Janeiro Pirates**: Pirates could imply seizing opportunities, potentially causing draft delays.
11. **Hamilton Hornets**: Hornets' aggressive nature might lead to disruptions.
12. **Egypt Starfalls**: The grand and celestial name might imply an elaborate draft process, leading to delays.
13. **Tombstone Outlaws**: Outlaws suggest rule-breaking and potential disruptions.
14. **Reykjavík Direwolves**: Fierce and strategic, they might cause delays to gain an advantage.
15. **Phoenix Rubber Ducks**: Despite being quirky, rubber ducks don’t imply significant disruption.
16. **Burlington Sock Puppets**: Their playful name suggests a more straightforward process.
17. **Little Rock Uni Royals**: The name suggests order and nobility, likely leading to a smooth process.
18. **Indianapolis Predators**: Strategic but not necessarily disruptive.
19. **Freiburg Venom**: The intimidating name doesn’t imply draft delays.
20. **Wattsville Waste Walruses**: Given their statement, they take players quickly despite not selecting top talent. Their name suggests chaos, but they are efficient.
 

The Waste Walruses have proven their point—speed is their strength, even if their picks aren’t top-notch!

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Just now, Malfatron said:

I fed your comment into chatgpt and here are the updated rankings

Fair point from the Waste Walruses. Here’s a revised ranking based on that insight:

1. **Lancaster Fighting Amish**: The unconventional name implies a potential for unexpected methods and delays.
2. **Tokyo Shoguns**: The emphasis on honor and precision could lead to meticulous decision-making, causing hold-ups.
3. **Hanoi Viet Kongs**: Their name suggests strategic and potentially disruptive tactics.
4. **Okoboji Ents**: Reflecting Tolkien's slow-moving Ents, they might metaphorically slow down the draft.
5. **New Zealand Blobfish**: Known for their lethargic appearance, they could delay the draft with a lack of urgency.
6. **Anchorage Quill Pigs**: Their quirky and unpredictable nature might cause hold-ups.
7. **Lake Minnewanka Ice Orcas**: Intelligent and strategic, they might tactically delay proceedings.
8. **Cincinnati Buffleheads**: A peculiar name indicating unpredictable behavior and potential delays.
9. **Cambodia Humanoids**: The blend of human and other qualities might complicate their draft strategy, causing hold-ups.
10. **Rio de Janeiro Pirates**: Pirates could imply seizing opportunities, potentially causing draft delays.
11. **Hamilton Hornets**: Hornets' aggressive nature might lead to disruptions.
12. **Egypt Starfalls**: The grand and celestial name might imply an elaborate draft process, leading to delays.
13. **Tombstone Outlaws**: Outlaws suggest rule-breaking and potential disruptions.
14. **Reykjavík Direwolves**: Fierce and strategic, they might cause delays to gain an advantage.
15. **Phoenix Rubber Ducks**: Despite being quirky, rubber ducks don’t imply significant disruption.
16. **Burlington Sock Puppets**: Their playful name suggests a more straightforward process.
17. **Little Rock Uni Royals**: The name suggests order and nobility, likely leading to a smooth process.
18. **Indianapolis Predators**: Strategic but not necessarily disruptive.
19. **Freiburg Venom**: The intimidating name doesn’t imply draft delays.
20. **Wattsville Waste Walruses**: Given their statement, they take players quickly despite not selecting top talent. Their name suggests chaos, but they are efficient.
 

The Waste Walruses have proven their point—speed is their strength, even if their picks aren’t top-notch!

B-e-a-utiful. ChatGPT: you are forgiven.

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13 minutes ago, Malfatron said:

I fed your comment into chatgpt and here are the updated rankings

Fair point from the Waste Walruses. Here’s a revised ranking based on that insight:

1. **Lancaster Fighting Amish**: The unconventional name implies a potential for unexpected methods and delays.
2. **Tokyo Shoguns**: The emphasis on honor and precision could lead to meticulous decision-making, causing hold-ups.
3. **Hanoi Viet Kongs**: Their name suggests strategic and potentially disruptive tactics.
4. **Okoboji Ents**: Reflecting Tolkien's slow-moving Ents, they might metaphorically slow down the draft.
5. **New Zealand Blobfish**: Known for their lethargic appearance, they could delay the draft with a lack of urgency.
6. **Anchorage Quill Pigs**: Their quirky and unpredictable nature might cause hold-ups.
7. **Lake Minnewanka Ice Orcas**: Intelligent and strategic, they might tactically delay proceedings.
8. **Cincinnati Buffleheads**: A peculiar name indicating unpredictable behavior and potential delays.
9. **Cambodia Humanoids**: The blend of human and other qualities might complicate their draft strategy, causing hold-ups.
10. **Rio de Janeiro Pirates**: Pirates could imply seizing opportunities, potentially causing draft delays.
11. **Hamilton Hornets**: Hornets' aggressive nature might lead to disruptions.
12. **Egypt Starfalls**: The grand and celestial name might imply an elaborate draft process, leading to delays.
13. **Tombstone Outlaws**: Outlaws suggest rule-breaking and potential disruptions.
14. **Reykjavík Direwolves**: Fierce and strategic, they might cause delays to gain an advantage.
15. **Phoenix Rubber Ducks**: Despite being quirky, rubber ducks don’t imply significant disruption.
16. **Burlington Sock Puppets**: Their playful name suggests a more straightforward process.
17. **Little Rock Uni Royals**: The name suggests order and nobility, likely leading to a smooth process.
18. **Indianapolis Predators**: Strategic but not necessarily disruptive.
19. **Freiburg Venom**: The intimidating name doesn’t imply draft delays.
20. **Wattsville Waste Walruses**: Given their statement, they take players quickly despite not selecting top talent. Their name suggests chaos, but they are efficient.
 

The Waste Walruses have proven their point—speed is their strength, even if their picks aren’t top-notch!

I’m a lot of things chat gpt, but someone who holds up a draft is not one of them!

dead on with my “lethargic appearance” tho 

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17 minutes ago, Malfatron said:

. **Hanoi Viet Kongs**: Their name suggests strategic and potentially disruptive tactics.

 

2 minutes ago, ravens5520 said:

Pick 2.8 will probably be on the block. Work a deal out now pending your guys there tomorrow 

 

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1 hour ago, The Orca said:

The draft room is consulting with some "free" services on this monumental pick...could take a few hours to sift through the garbage 

 

21 minutes ago, Malfatron said:


7. **Lake Minnewanka Ice Orcas**: Intelligent and strategic, they might tactically delay proceedings.
 

 

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13 hours ago, ravens5520 said:

Pick 2.8 will probably be on the block. Work a deal out now pending your guys there tomorrow 

Assuming you haven't already traded it 

 

S29 1st for pick 2.8? 

 

 

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