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1 hour ago, Malfatron said:

 

Chatgpt:

"The Egypt Starfalls really outdid themselves this time, huh? Drafting Jerome Ford at fullback? Pure genius. I mean, why not take a promising running back and shackle him to a position that barely sees any action? That's like hiring a Michelin-star chef to flip burgers at a fast-food joint. Clearly, they know something the rest of the football world doesn't—or maybe they just enjoy watching their potential circle the drain. Bravo, Starfalls, bravo."

Well considering you drafted my FB. As my recipe worked! I’ll call you a hypocrite. Reported. 

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3 minutes ago, El Ramster said:

Well considering you drafted my FB. As my recipe worked! I’ll call you a hypocrite. Reported. 

From chatgpt

"The Cambodian national football team's decision to draft Jamaal Williams as a fullback is nothing short of brilliant. Known for his versatility and strength, Williams brings a unique blend of power and agility that will significantly enhance Cambodia's backfield. His NFL experience, particularly his impressive blocking and rushing abilities, is set to revolutionize the team's offensive strategies. This move signals Cambodia's commitment to elevating their game and competing at higher levels. Williams' leadership and on-field presence will undoubtedly inspire his teammates and delight fans, marking a new and exciting era for Cambodian football."

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3 minutes ago, Malfatron said:

From chatgpt

"The Cambodian national football team's decision to draft Jamaal Williams as a fullback is nothing short of brilliant. Known for his versatility and strength, Williams brings a unique blend of power and agility that will significantly enhance Cambodia's backfield. His NFL experience, particularly his impressive blocking and rushing abilities, is set to revolutionize the team's offensive strategies. This move signals Cambodia's commitment to elevating their game and competing at higher levels. Williams' leadership and on-field presence will undoubtedly inspire his teammates and delight fans, marking a new and exciting era for Cambodian football."

Aka rammy the genius. Ty very much. 

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3 minutes ago, Malfatron said:

From chatgpt

"The Cambodian national football team's decision to draft Jamaal Williams as a fullback is nothing short of brilliant. Known for his versatility and strength, Williams brings a unique blend of power and agility that will significantly enhance Cambodia's backfield. His NFL experience, particularly his impressive blocking and rushing abilities, is set to revolutionize the team's offensive strategies. This move signals Cambodia's commitment to elevating their game and competing at higher levels. Williams' leadership and on-field presence will undoubtedly inspire his teammates and delight fans, marking a new and exciting era for Cambodian football."

I know I said only true FBs and TEs but he's been one of the RBs that actually has been getting pancakes in to mix with a bit of running and receiving if he just didn't drop it so much. He is acceptable. ChatGPT knows.

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@TheKillerNacho I hate having to do this, but, after the info earlier, it has to be done.

Please drop Michael Vick and bring the Waste Walrus himself out of the front office. We gotta go with Jeff Fisher.

HC: Jeff Fisher (HOF)
OC: Kellen Moore (PHI)
DC: Teryl Austin (PIT)
STC: Bobby April (FA)

Thank you!

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4 minutes ago, TL-TwoWinsAway said:

@TheKillerNacho I hate having to do this, but, after the info earlier, it has to be done.

Please drop Michael Vick and bring the Waste Walrus himself out of the front office. We gotta go with Jeff Fisher.

HC: Jeff Fisher (HOF)
OC: Kellen Moore (PHI)
DC: Teryl Austin (PIT)
STC: Bobby April (FA)

Thank you!

too early, now you're stuck with Mike Vick as a penalty for jumping the gun

 

just kidding

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2 minutes ago, TheKillerNacho said:

too early, now you're stuck with Mike Vick as a penalty for jumping the gun

 

just kidding

Ha. It would be exactly what I deserve for giving Vick any sort of consideration whatsoever. I'll just sign Jeff Fisher to a lifetime contract and be done with it.

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20 minutes ago, TL-TwoWinsAway said:

@TheKillerNacho I hate having to do this, but, after the info earlier, it has to be done.

Please drop Michael Vick and bring the Waste Walrus himself out of the front office. We gotta go with Jeff Fisher.

HC: Jeff Fisher (HOF)
OC: Kellen Moore (PHI)
DC: Teryl Austin (PIT)
STC: Bobby April (FA)

Thank you!

Be a Fisher Moore in Austin during April

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CHATGPT PRESEASON RANKINGS

I fed in each team to chatgpt excluding the practice squad and heres what they came up with:

 

Here’s a ranked analysis of the 20 teams, categorized into tiers based on their overall strength and weaknesses:

Tier 1: Elite Teams

  1. Rio de Janeiro Pirates

    • Strengths: QB Patrick Mahomes is a game-changer; WR Tyreek Hill and George Kittle provide elite receiving options; strong defensive line with Kenny Clark and B.J. Hill.
    • Weaknesses: Depth at CB could be a concern; limited elite options at LB compared to others.
  2. Indianapolis Predators

    • Strengths: QB Justin Herbert is a top-tier performer; WR Keenan Allen and Courtland Sutton are reliable; strong defensive front with Myles Garrett and DeForest Buckner.
    • Weaknesses: The secondary could use more depth; MLB Bobby Wagner is great but aging.
  3. Little Rock Uni Royals

    • Strengths: QB Josh Allen is a top performer; WR trio of Brandon Aiyuk, Mike Williams, and Gabriel Davis; dominant OL with Zack Martin and Joel Bitonio.
    • Weaknesses: Potential issues with depth at RB; inconsistent P and K situations.
  4. Tokyo Shoguns

    • Strengths: QB Joe Burrow is an elite talent; WRs Garrett Wilson and Diontae Johnson offer excellent options; strong defensive backfield with Jalen Ramsey and Kevin Byard.
    • Weaknesses: Slightly weaker front seven compared to other top teams; OLB depth could be better.

Tier 2: Strong Contenders

  1. Lake Minnewanka Ice Orcas

    • Strengths: RB Derrick Henry and WR CeeDee Lamb are standout performers; solid OL with Bernhard Raimann and Braden Smith; elite pass rushers in Will Anderson Jr. and Trey Hendrickson.
    • Weaknesses: QB Geno Smith is less proven compared to others; FS depth could be a concern.
  2. Hamilton Hornets

    • Strengths: QB Aaron Rodgers provides veteran leadership; WRs Drake London and Marvin Harrison Jr. are dynamic; strong OL with Lane Johnson and Ikem Ekwonu.
    • Weaknesses: Aging defensive players like Patrick Peterson; FB and TE positions are less impactful.
  3. Cambodia Humanoids

    • Strengths: WR A.J. Brown and TE Dalton Schultz are top talents; strong defensive backfield with Darius Slay and Asante Samuel Jr.; solid LB corps with Bernard and Walker.
    • Weaknesses: QB C.J. Stroud is unproven; OL depth is a bit shaky.
  4. Freiburg Venom

    • Strengths: Strong RB duo of David Montgomery and Tony Pollard; solid WRs with Amari Cooper and Jerry Jeudy; stout defensive line with Maxx Crosby and Chase Young.
    • Weaknesses: QB Jared Goff can be inconsistent; lack of depth at CB.

Tier 3: Competitive Teams

  1. Egypt Starfalls

    • Strengths: WR Davante Adams is a game-changer; TE Kyle Pitts is a high-upside player; strong defensive front with Danielle Hunter and Chop Robinson.
    • Weaknesses: QB Brock Purdy is less proven; secondary could be vulnerable against top WRs.
  2. Burlington Sock Puppets

    • Strengths: TE Travis Kelce is elite; WRs Tyler Lockett and Jakobi Meyers are solid; strong OL with Brandon Scherff and Alijah Vera-Tucker.
    • Weaknesses: QB Jordan Love is unproven; overall defensive depth is a concern.
  3. Hanoi Viet Kongs

    • Strengths: RB Alvin Kamara is a top performer; WRs DeAndre Hopkins and Tee Higgins are strong; defensive front with Chris Jones and Rashan Gary.
    • Weaknesses: QB Caleb Williams is unproven; some aging defensive players.
  4. Reykjavík Direwolves

    • Strengths: QB Lamar Jackson is dynamic; WR Stefon Diggs is elite; solid defensive front with Fred Warner and Trevon Diggs.
    • Weaknesses: Weaknesses in the OL and some defensive depth issues.

Tier 4: Mid-Tier Teams

  1. Wattsville Waste Walruses

    • Strengths: WR Amon-Ra St. Brown is a top talent; strong Kicker in Justin Tucker; solid DEs in Jalen Carter and George Karlaftis.
    • Weaknesses: QB Dak Prescott is inconsistent; weaker OL and LB depth.
  2. Cincinnati Buffleheads

    • Strengths: RB Jonathan Taylor is elite; WRs D.K. Metcalf and D.J. Moore are strong; solid OL with Joe Thuney and Andrew Norwell.
    • Weaknesses: QB Matthew Stafford is aging; defensive depth needs improvement.
  3. Okoboji Ents

    • Strengths: WR Cooper Kupp is elite; strong OL with Terron Armstead and Andrew Thomas; solid CBs in Jaire Alexander and Denzel Ward.
    • Weaknesses: QB Kyler Murray’s inconsistency; overall defensive depth.

Tier 5: Struggling Teams

  1. Phoenix Rubber Ducks

    • Strengths: WR Ja'Marr Chase is a top performer; strong secondary with Marshon Lattimore and Kyle Dugger; solid Kicker in Harrison Butker.
    • Weaknesses: QB Kirk Cousins is inconsistent; defensive line depth could be better.
  2. Tombstone Outlaws

    • Strengths: RB Christian McCaffrey is elite; WRs Michael Pittman and Calvin Ridley are strong; solid edge rushers in Joey Bosa and Boye Mafe.
    • Weaknesses: QB Tua Tagovailoa’s durability is a concern; some depth issues at LB and CB.
  3. Lancaster Fighting Amish

    • Strengths: WRs Chris Olave and Terry McLaurin are strong; solid OL with Penei Sewell and Olumuyiwa Fashanu; MLB Patrick Queen is a standout.
    • Weaknesses: QB Jayden Daniels is unproven; lack of depth in defensive backfield.
  4. New Zealand Blobfish

    • Strengths: WRs Jaylen Waddle and DeVonta Smith are elite; strong OL with Taylor Moton and Kaleb McGary; solid LB duo.
    • Weaknesses: QB Jalen Hurts’ passing consistency; depth at DL and CB.
  5. Anchorage Quill Pigs

    • Strengths: RBs Jahmyr Gibbs and Rhamondre Stevenson are solid; strong defensive line with Jordan Davis and T'Vondre Sweat; good special teams.
    • Weaknesses: QB Trevor Lawrence is inconsistent; secondary and LB depth could be better.

Each team has its strengths and weaknesses, but these rankings reflect the overall balance of their rosters and their potential for success based on the current setup. 

 

 

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