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incognito_man Posted August 29, 2023 Share Posted August 29, 2023 2 hours ago, vegas492 said: After 13 years of marriage, my wife still finds me sexy. Every time I walk into the room, she says, "Here comes that a$$!" *Dat azzzz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vegas492 Posted August 29, 2023 Share Posted August 29, 2023 7 minutes ago, incognito_man said: *Dat azzzz At age 65, my mother started walking 5 miles a day. She's 79 now, we have no idea where she is. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uffdaswede Posted August 29, 2023 Share Posted August 29, 2023 6 minutes ago, vegas492 said: At age 65, my mother started walking 5 miles a day. She's 79 now, we have no idea where she is. The math says she’s gone 25,000 miles, so she might be back any day now. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vegas492 Posted August 29, 2023 Share Posted August 29, 2023 My wife told me that duvet's were better than bedspreads. I told her to be careful making a blanket statement like that. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vegas492 Posted August 29, 2023 Share Posted August 29, 2023 (edited) My beautiful wife told me to go to the store and pick up a 6 pack of Sprite. It wasn't until I got home that I realized I had picked Seven up. While I was at the store, I had the worst service ever. Very slow in scanning items and getting my bill paid. But that's what I get for using the self checkout lane. Edited August 29, 2023 by vegas492 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Guy Posted August 29, 2023 Share Posted August 29, 2023 11 minutes ago, vegas492 said: My beautiful wife told me to go to the store and pick up a 6 pack of Sprite. It wasn't until I got home that I realized I had picked Seven up. While I was at the store, I had the worst service ever. Very slow in scanning items and getting my bill paid. But that's what I get for using the self checkout lane. Are you working on a stand up routine? If so, keep the day job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vegas492 Posted August 29, 2023 Share Posted August 29, 2023 2 minutes ago, Old Guy said: Are you working on a stand up routine? If so, keep the day job. Speaking of day jobs.... When I go to work, I like to hide for most of the day. Good employees are hard to find. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Fussnputz Posted August 30, 2023 Share Posted August 30, 2023 4 hours ago, vegas492 said: Speaking of day jobs.... When I go to work, I like to hide for most of the day. Good employees are hard to find. Did you hear about the dog who had puppies on highway 41? The sherif ticketed her for littering. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Fussnputz Posted August 30, 2023 Share Posted August 30, 2023 4 hours ago, vegas492 said: My beautiful wife told me to go to the store and pick up a 6 pack of Sprite. It wasn't until I got home that I realized I had picked Seven up. While I was at the store, I had the worst service ever. Very slow in scanning items and getting my bill paid. But that's what I get for using the self checkout lane. 90% of bald people still own a comb. They just can't part with it. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Brit Pack Posted August 30, 2023 Share Posted August 30, 2023 8 minutes ago, Leader said: Who is Douglas & Rasul? Did we split and clone a dude? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ThatJerkDave Posted August 30, 2023 Share Posted August 30, 2023 3 hours ago, Leader said: No Atari Bigby? If we look at our scrap heap safeties, we have actually done pretty well, considering the investment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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