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I actually ran a 40 yard Dash today. Sort of against my will but I had fun and the kids got a kick out of it. In a way I am surprised at how fast it was and at the same time it was too embarrassingly slow to tell you what it was....even more embarrassingly it was filmed and I have no doubt it ended up on social media somewhere.

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I do wind sprints between utility poles on walks.

Sometimes I am sure I look like an old man running, but at other times I fly...mostly when I run after upper body weight or resistance exercise.

Our middle school has a 40-yard track.

I will put a stopwatch on myself on it just for jollies.

I probably will not report the result unless it's decent.

 

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7 minutes ago, bruceb said:

I do wind sprints between utility poles on walks.

Sometimes I am sure I look like an old man running, but at other times I fly...mostly when I run after upper body weight or resistance exercise.

Our middle school has a 40-yard track.

I will put a stopwatch on myself on it just for jollies.

I probably will not report the result unless it's decent.

 

What’s a decent time for a baby boomer?

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8 hours ago, LETSGOBROWNIES said:

Maybe I wouldn’t?

Maybe you’re faster on the other side of the planet, I dunno?

Maybe I trip?

If you do sprints you will be faster than me, unless you are retarded.

It hurts me at the core that there are americans that are faster than me. its just a prejudice i guess.  

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1 minute ago, Kiwibrown said:

If you do sprints you will be faster than me, unless you are retarded.

It hurts me at the core that there are americans that are faster than me. its just a prejudice i guess.  

Okay then, we're back to a coin flip over who wins.

I apologize for snickering at your post and carrying on with it, it isn't nice.

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8 hours ago, Kiwibrown said:

If you do sprints you will be faster than me, unless you are retarded.

It hurts me at the core that there are americans that are faster than me. its just a prejudice i guess.  

The summer Olympics must be a real tough time for ya then huh? Everyone loves to call us “fat Americans” and then we go out and smoke them in every athletic endeavor imaginable.

’Murica. Ha. ;)

 

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