RuralBill Posted December 22, 2017 Share Posted December 22, 2017 I want to know whose idea it was to make vehicles for the last couple of years have LED headlights. I want to find them and punch them in the face. Dumbest idea ever. Always irritate the hell out of my eyes when I'm driving. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Small Town Values Posted December 22, 2017 Share Posted December 22, 2017 Why the hell are feet banned on this site? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVillain112 Posted December 22, 2017 Share Posted December 22, 2017 54 minutes ago, Marc MacGyver said: Why the hell are feet banned on this site? Webby really hates Rex Ryan... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Csonka Trucks Posted December 22, 2017 Share Posted December 22, 2017 I bought a SNES classic tonight 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bucsfan333 Posted December 22, 2017 Share Posted December 22, 2017 1 hour ago, TheVillain112 said: Webby really hates Rex Ryan... ...or he IS Rex Ryan and is in a support group, trying to suppress his urges. Like he's trying to pray the feet away. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hunter2_1 Posted December 22, 2017 Share Posted December 22, 2017 8 hours ago, RuralBill said: I want to know whose idea it was to make vehicles for the last couple of years have LED headlights. I want to find them and punch them in the face. Dumbest idea ever. Always irritate the hell out of my eyes when I'm driving. I was literally thinking this last night driving around. I was like "am I becoming less tolerant of headlights, or are they getting brighter?!". Who's bright (no pun) idea was that?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hunter2_1 Posted December 22, 2017 Share Posted December 22, 2017 4 hours ago, patdt13 said: I bought a SNES classic tonight You legend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hunter2_1 Posted December 22, 2017 Share Posted December 22, 2017 10 hours ago, domepatrol91 said: He has 11 children with 10 women. Probably hanging out with college aged girls too, tbh. He's an absolute cretin, and hopefully he gets his karma soon, without taking anyone else with him. Swamp life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cddolphin Posted December 22, 2017 Share Posted December 22, 2017 (edited) On 12/21/2017 at 9:52 AM, skywindO2 said: Almost got in an car accident this morning because a guy ran a red light. I've been pissed off all morning about something that didn't happen and that's really bothering me. Two monks, one elder and one acolyte, are walking through the woods. They come across a river, where a woman stands on one bank. She asks of the monks, "Please, may you help me cross the river? I cannot swim." The younger monk looks to his elder, knowing they've taken vows of celibacy and thus are forbidden from even touching a woman. To his surprise, the elder monk does not hesitate, and lifts the woman on his shoulders and carries her across the river. Upon crossing, the woman thanks the monk and goes on her way. The monks continue on their journey in silence. Finally, after hours, the younger monk cannot stand it any longer, asking "Elder, why did you touch that woman? It is forbidden for us." The elder monk turns to him and says, "Child, why are you still carrying her when I put her down hours ago?" Edited December 22, 2017 by cddolphin 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cddolphin Posted December 22, 2017 Share Posted December 22, 2017 17 hours ago, domepatrol91 said: Probably hanging out with college aged girls too, tbh. wow what a monster 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eagles101 Posted December 22, 2017 Share Posted December 22, 2017 32 minutes ago, cddolphin said: Two monks, one elder and one acolyte, are walking through the woods. They come across a river, where a woman stands on one bank. She asks of the monks, "Please, may you help me cross the river? I cannot swim." The younger monk looks to his elder, knowing they've taken vows of celibacy and thus are forbidden from even touching a woman. To his surprise, the elder monk does not hesitate, and lifts the woman on his shoulders and carries her across the river. Upon crossing, the woman thanks the monk and goes on her way. The monks continue on their journey in silence. Finally, after hours, the younger monk cannot stand it any longer, asking "Elder, why did you touch that woman? It is forbidden for us." The elder monk turns to him and says, "Child, why are you still carrying her when I put her down hours ago?" Thought it was a joke...then realized it wasnt...so now you owe me a joke about two monks. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bucsfan333 Posted December 22, 2017 Share Posted December 22, 2017 1 hour ago, eagles101 said: Thought it was a joke...then realized it wasnt...so now you owe me a joke about two monks. Yeah. I read the last line twice because I didn't get it at first. I was expecting the lulz. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neumatic Posted December 22, 2017 Share Posted December 22, 2017 13 hours ago, patdt13 said: I bought a SNES classic tonight I bought it on the first release. Still haven’t really played it yet, been meaning to play Zelda but just haven’t got around to it. I didn’t even know it was being released I just went to Walmart and seen a line for it and stuck around to get one. One of these days I’ll actually play it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dome Posted December 22, 2017 Share Posted December 22, 2017 Lady got fired from the store I work at last night.... she called back after she went home and told the manager “did you know I have a gun?” And kept repeating that, so they called the cops on her and locked down the store cause she lives just a couple minutes away. police pulled her over on the main highway headed to the store and found a gun in her vehicle... so much holiday drama in this little town lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cddolphin Posted December 22, 2017 Share Posted December 22, 2017 9 minutes ago, domepatrol91 said: Lady got fired from the store I work at last night 4 days before Christmas? Yeesh. 16 minutes ago, bucsfan333 said: Yeah. I read the last line twice because I didn't get it at first. I was expecting the lulz. What, no appreciation for parables? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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