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TENINCH Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 19 minutes ago, Tyty said: ayy @Dome girl is on a 2 day streak of liking my posts is she tryna pipe do she wanna birth my kids You got some sweet pick up lines! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ty21 Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 1 minute ago, TENINCH said: You got some sweet pick up lines! I still have no idea what “bend you over and show you the 50 states” means Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dome Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 5 hours ago, pwny said: Good morning. We’ve had him for 3 weeks now, so here’s our cat, Bowie. Lmao dude looks exactly like my wife’s cat that was missing last month while looking for her we realized she’s the most common looking cat on the planet. There’s like 3 cats identical to her just in our neighborhood Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dome Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 23 minutes ago, Tyty said: ayy @Dome girl is on a 2 day streak of liking my posts is she tryna pipe do she wanna birth my kids Another girl tricking you with sex sounds like exactly what you need 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nazgul Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 2 minutes ago, Tyty said: I still have no idea what “bend you over and show you the 50 states” means Sounds like the plot for the next National Treasure movie. I'm all in. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dome Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 @pwny quick question. Did you get that miracle grow potting soil strictly for your cat to lay in? Because I wish I had a human that loved me as much as you love your cat if you’re bringing dirt in the house for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dome Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 6 minutes ago, Tyty said: I still have no idea what “bend you over and show you the 50 states” means It means the map is on the floor. Pretty straight forward. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pwny Posted September 4, 2018 Author Share Posted September 4, 2018 9 minutes ago, Dome said: Lmao dude looks exactly like my wife’s cat that was missing last month while looking for her we realized she’s the most common looking cat on the planet. There’s like 3 cats identical to her just in our neighborhood Yeah, short hair tuxedo cats are pretty common. Reminds me of a story. I had a husky growing up, and she would escape from the house far more than you would like. One day, my mom came home from work and rushed in the house telling us to stop screwing around because the dog was loose. I looked at her weird and then looked over where the dog was laying down. Turns out a neighbor got a husky that looked exactly like ours and she got loose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nazgul Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 9 minutes ago, Dome said: It means the map is on the floor. Pretty straight forward. Yeah, a map of the land received in the Louisianal purchase. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pwny Posted September 4, 2018 Author Share Posted September 4, 2018 10 minutes ago, Dome said: @pwny quick question. Did you get that miracle grow potting soil strictly for your cat to lay in? Because I wish I had a human that loved me as much as you love your cat if you’re bringing dirt in the house for it. Nah. I am growing herbs and had the planter box inside with plans to keep it inside until they germinated. That picture was the day we got him. As soon as we got him out of there, I moved it outside. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malfatron Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 19 minutes ago, Tyty said: I still have no idea what “bend you over and show you the 50 states” means im not sure, but when i see your exwife tonight, Alaska. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dome Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 7 minutes ago, pwny said: Nah. I am growing herbs 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pwny Posted September 4, 2018 Author Share Posted September 4, 2018 6 minutes ago, Dome said: For the first time ever, someone on the Internet said they’re growing herbs and actually meant it. I’ve got some basil and cilantro growing. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dome Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 21 minutes ago, Malfatron said: im not sure, but when i see your exwife tonight, Alaska. Makes sense. Biggest date, biggest state. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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