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22 minutes ago, Scalamania said:

You literally just badgered someone into an absolute meltdown - I don't think you should be casting stones at anyone. 

I asked him about placing the clear cut best TE 3rd on his ballot. He's clearly got other stuff going on, and I've known Malf outside of NSFL since I joined the site. It must be tough being so negative all the time, do you ever just like...enjoy stuff?

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so, to get things back to normal

here's my ballot:

Cheesy

QB: Aaron Rodgers, Tom Brady, Philip Rivers

RB: David Johnson, Nick Chubb, Devonta Freeman

WR: Michael Thomas, Keenan Allen, Julio Jones

TE: Greg Olsen, Rob Gronkowski, Travis Kelce

OT: Jason Peters, Andre Smith, Cordy Glenn

OG: Zack Martin, Marshal Yanda, Joel Bitonio

C: John Sullivan, Rodney Hudson, Greg Mancz

3-4 DE: Fletcher Cox, Akiem Hicks, Michael Bennett

NT: Damon Harrison, Dalvin Tomlinson, Linval Joseph

3-4 OLB: Danielle Hunter, Bradley Chubb, Brandon Graham

ILB: Luke Kuechly, C.J. Mosley, Zach Brown

CB: Aqib Talib, Josh Norman, Mike Hughes

FS: Tyrann Mathieu, Reshad Jones, Kevin Byard

SS: Micah Hyde, Kareem Jackson, D.J. Swearinger

K: Justin Tucker, Graham Gano, Adam Vinatieri

P: Johnny Hekker, Donnie Jones, Britton Colquitt

RET: Pharoh Cooper, Kenyan Drake, JuJu Smith-Schuster

Salsa

QB: Drew Brees, Deshaun Watson, Russell Wilson

RB: Ezekiel Elliott, Todd Gurley, Christian McCaffrey

WR: Tyreek Hill, Mike Evans, Odell Beckham Jr.

TE: George Kittle, Evan Engram, Jimmy Graham

OT: Daryl Williams, Demar Dotson, Taylor Lewan

OG: Brandon Scherff, Frank Ragnow, Cam Robinson

C: Alex Mack, Ryan Kalil, David Andrews

4-3 DE: Khalil Mack, Yannick Ngakoue, Dee Ford

4-3 DT: Aaron Donald, J.J. Watt, DeForest Buckner

4-3 OLB: Zach Cunningham, Christian Kirksey, Vontaze Burfict

MLB: Blake Martinez, Jaylon Smith, Deion Jones

CB: Jalen Ramsey, Xavien Howard, Johnathan Joseph

FS: Jessie Bates III, Tashaun Gipson, Desmond King

SS: Eric Berry, Keanu Neal, Landon Collins

K: Mason Crosby, Stephen Gostkowski, Matt Prater

P: Bryan Anger, Dustin Colquitt, Kevin Huber

RET: Adoree' Jackson, Chris Hogan, Tyreek Hill

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5 hours ago, RuskieTitan said:

So two games this season against the Thunder I lost by 1 point each, and then Jagwads lost by 6 during our match. Can't say I should have made it into the finals as such. I'll take my #3 and tag, thanks khodder.

And if you don't come through I'll be mighty disappointed.

I'm expecting 10/30 for 87 yards 0 TD's 4 INT's from Rodgers.

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Cheesy 3-4 Defense
Quarterbacks
Tom Brady [16 GS]: 401/613 (65.42%, 105.21 Rating) for 5,112 yards, 33 touchdowns, 6 interceptions. 23 carries for 22 yards (0.96 YPC, 6 LNG), 0 touchdowns, 3 fumbles.
Aaron Rodgers [16 GS]: 387/588 (65.82%, 103.78 Rating) for 4,632 yards, 31 touchdowns, 5 interceptions. 52 carries for 148 yards (2.85 YPC, 24 LNG), 2 touchdowns, 1 fumble.
Philip Rivers [16 GS]: 373/600 (62.17%, 99.48 Rating) for 5,145 yards, 29 touchdowns, 9 interceptions. 18 carries for 45 yards (2.50 YPC, 8 LNG), 0 touchdowns, 3 fumbles.

Running Backs
David Johnson [16 GS]: 315 carries for 1,428 yards (4.53 YPC, 28 LNG), 13 touchdowns, 5 fumbles. 38 receptions for 441 yards (11.61 YPR, 23 LNG), 4 touchdowns, 3 drops.
Devonta Freeman [16 GS]: 326 carries for 1,466 yards (4.50 YPC, 35 LNG), 13 touchdowns, 2 fumbles. 19 receptions for 197 yards (10.37 YPR, 25 LNG), 0 touchdowns, 3 drops.
Saquon Barkley [16 GS]: 288 carries for 1,295 yards (4.50 YPC, 60 LNG), 11 touchdowns, 2 fumbles. 21 receptions for 232 yards (11.05 YPR, 29 LNG), 2 touchdowns, 11 drops, 1 fumble.

Fullbacks
Anthony Sherman [16 GS]: 9 carries for 26 yards (2.89 YPC, 5 LNG), 0 touchdowns. 6 receptions for 50 yards (8.33 YPR, 15 LNG), 0 touchdowns, 1 drop. 28 pancakes.

Wide Receivers
Michael Thomas Jr. [16 GS]: 113 receptions for 1,539 yards (13.62 YPR, 28 LNG), 8 touchdowns, 2 drops, 1 fumble.
Amari Cooper [16 GS]: 104 receptions for 1,533 yards (14.74 YPR, 72 LNG), 8 touchdowns, 4 drops, 2 fumbles.
Julio Jones [16 GS]: 92 receptions for 1,341 yards (14.58 YPR, 81 LNG), 12 touchdowns, 4 drops, 1 fumble.

Tight Ends
Greg Olsen [16 GS]: 91 receptions for 1,033 yards (11.35 YPR, 37 LNG), 8 touchdowns, 1 drop, 2 fumbles. 17 pancakes.
Jared Cook [16 GS]: 72 receptions for 1,029 yards (14.29 YPR, 31 LNG), 5 touchdowns, 1 drop, 2 fumbles. 14 pancakes.
Travis Kelce [16 GS]: 67 receptions for 836 yards (12.48 YPR, 50 LNG), 10 touchdowns, 4 drops, 1 fumble. 9 pancakes.

Offensive Tackles
Jason Peters [16 GS]: 20 pancakes, 6 sacks allowed, 2 stuffs allowed, 1 recovery.
Bryan Bulaga [16 GS]: 12 pancakes, 4 sacks allowed, 12 stuffs allowed.
Donald Penn [16 GS]: 16 pancakes, 8 sacks allowed, 5 stuffs allowed, 1 recovery.

Offensive Guards
Marshal Yanda [16 GS]: 20 pancakes, 5 sacks allowed, 4 stuffs allowed, 1 recovery.
Larry Warford [16 GS]: 26 pancakes, 4 sacks allowed, 8 stuffs allowed, 1 recovery.
Trai Turner [16 GS]: 22 pancakes, 6 sacks allowed, 8 stuffs allowed.

Centers 
Travis Frederick [16 GS]: 19 pancakes, 6 sacks allowed, 6 stuffs allowed.
Ryan Kelly [16 GS]: 21 pancakes, 6 sacks allowed, 4 stuffs allowed.
John Sullivan [16 GS]: 26 pancakes, 3 sacks allowed, 12 stuffs allowed.

3-4 Defensive Ends
Fletcher Cox [16 GS]: 78 tackles (16 stuffs), 1 coverage, 5 sacks, 5 forced fumbles.
Calais Campbell [16 GS]: 70 tackles (10 stuffs), 6 sacks, 3 forced fumbles, 1 recovery, 1 touchdown.
Ndamukong Suh [16 GS]: 70 tackles (11 stuffs), 1 coverage, 5 sacks, 1 interception, 2 forced fumbles, 1 recovery.

Nose Tackles
Linval Joseph [16 GS]: 73 tackles (20 stuffs), 1 coverage, 1 sack, 3 forced fumbles.
Larry Ogunjobi [16 GS]: 56 tackles (14 stuffs), 4 sacks, 2 forced fumbles, 2 recoveries.
Michael Pierce [16 GS]: 72 tackles (18 stuffs), 1 coverage, 1 sack, 2 forced fumbles, 2 recoveries.

3-4 Outside Linebackers
Bradley Chubb [16 GS]: 57 tackles (10 stuffs), 1 coverage, 11 sacks, 2 forced fumbles, 1 recovery.
Terrell Suggs [16 GS]: 81 tackles (12 stuffs), 8 coverages, 9 sacks, 1 forced fumble, 1 recovery.
Olivier Vernon [16 GS]: 95 tackles (12 stuffs), 9 coverages, 9 sacks, 1 forced fumble.

3-4 Inside Linebackers
Luke Kuechly [16 GS]: 102 tackles (13 stuffs), 12 coverages, 6 sacks, 1 interception, 4 forced fumbles, 2 recoveries, 1 touchdown.
Danny Trevathan [16 GS]: 99 tackles (12 stuffs), 7 coverages, 4 sacks, 2 interceptions, 2 forced fumbles.
C.J. Mosley [16 GS]: 105 tackles (15 stuffs), 8 coverages, 5 sacks, 4 forced fumbles.

Cornerbacks
Stephon Gilmore [16 GS]: 56 tackles (2 stuffs), 57 coverages, 5 interceptions, 2 forced fumbles, 2 recoveries, 1 touchdown.
Josh Norman [16 GS]: 71 tackles (2 stuffs), 77 coverages, 4 interceptions, 1 forced fumble, 1 recovery.
Aqib Talib [16 GS]: 59 tackles (2 stuffs), 73 coverages, 7 interceptions.

Safeties
Tyrann Mathieu [16 GS]: 90 tackles (1 stuff), 20 coverages, 1 sack, 5 interceptions, 2 forced fumbles, 2 recoveries, 1 touchdown.
Kareem Jackson [16 GS]: 85 tackles, 29 coverages, 3 sacks, 3 interceptions, 3 forced fumbles, 1 touchdown.
HaHa Clinton-Dix [16 GS]: 80 tackles (1 stuff), 25 coverages, 4 interceptions, 1 recovery.

Kickers
Adam Vinatieri [16 GS]: 44 of 46 (95.65%, 55 LNG) field goals. 46 of 47 extra points. 59 touchbacks.
Robbie Gould [16 GS]: 48 of 51 (94.12%, 55 LNG) field goals. 45 of 45 extra points. 57 touchbacks.
Graham Gano [16 GS]: 39 of 41 (95.12%, 57 LNG) field goals. 37 of 37 extra points. 48 touchbacks.

Punters
Johnny Hekker [16 GS]: 65 punts for 3,187 yards (49.03 YPP, 67 LNG, 28 in 20).
Brett Kern [16 GS]: 70 punts for 3,282 yards (46.89 YPP, 71 LNG, 22 in 20).
Chris Jones [16 GS]: 78 punts for 3,595 yards (46.09 YPP, 70 LNG, 25 in 20).

Returners
Pharoh Cooper [16 GS]: 94 returns for 1,546 yards (16.45 YPR, 105 LNG), 2 touchdowns.
JuJu Smith-Schuster [12 GS]: 78 returns for 1,345 yards (17.24 YPR, 61 LNG), 0 touchdowns.
Kenny Stills [16 GS]: 101 returns for 1,571 yards (15.55 YPR, 105 LNG), 1 touchdown.


Salsa 4-3 Defense
Quarterbacks
Drew Brees [16 GS]: 389/607 (64.09%, 104.31 Rating) for 5,092 yards, 34 touchdowns, 7 interceptions. 29 carries for 64 yards (2.21 YPC, 20 LNG), 1 touchdown, 3 fumbles.
Ben Roethlisberger [16 GS]: 307/505 (60.79%, 96.95 Rating) for 4,038 yards, 29 touchdowns, 10 interceptions. 31 carries for 89 yards (2.87 YPC, 22 LNG), 1 touchdown, 2 fumbles.
Carson Wentz [16 GS]: 293/485 (60.41%, 94.10 Rating) for 3,591 yards, 27 touchdowns, 9 interceptions. 35 carries for 100 yards (2.86 YPC, 20 LNG), 1 touchdown, 6 fumbles.

Running Backs
Todd Gurley [16 GS]: 369 carries for 1,765 yards (4.78 YPC, 26 LNG), 10 touchdowns, 4 fumbles. 37 receptions for 399 yards (10.78 YPR, 25 LNG), 3 touchdowns, 4 drops.
Ezekiel Elliott [16 GS]: 369 carries for 1,687 yards (4.57 YPC, 23 LNG), 10 touchdowns, 5 fumbles. 25 receptions for 376 yards (15.04 YPR, 74 LNG), 3 touchdowns, 2 drops.
Adrian Peterson [16 GS]: 253 carries for 1,172 yards (4.63 YPC, 78 LNG), 7 touchdowns, 2 fumbles. 21 receptions for 233 yards (11.10 YPR, 28 LNG), 3 touchdowns, 1 drop.

Fullbacks
Patrick DiMarco [16 GS]: 15 carries for 47 yards (3.13 YPC, 9 LNG), 0 touchdowns. 7 receptions for 62 yards (8.86 YPR, 22 LNG), 0 touchdowns. 22 pancakes.

Wide Receivers
Tyreek Hill [16 GS]: 105 receptions for 1,560 yards (14.86 YPR, 66 LNG), 10 touchdowns, 3 drops.
Odell Beckham Jr. [16 GS]: 99 receptions for 1,452 yards (14.67 YPR, 34 LNG), 12 touchdowns, 5 drops.
Mike Evans [16 GS]: 93 receptions for 1,509 yards (16.23 YPR, 97 LNG), 9 touchdowns, 2 drops, 1 fumble.

Tight Ends
Zach Ertz [16 GS]: 56 receptions for 739 yards (13.20 YPR, 38 LNG), 6 touchdowns, 1 drop, 3 fumbles. 11 pancakes.
Evan Engram [16 GS]: 72 receptions for 848 yards (11.78 YPR, 35 LNG), 3 touchdowns, 4 drops. 10 pancakes.
Eric Ebron [16 GS]: 55 receptions for 571 yards (10.38 YPR, 25 LNG), 6 touchdowns, 6 drops. 16 pancakes.

Offensive Tackles
Trent Williams [16 GS]: 14 pancakes, 4 sacks allowed, 9 stuffs allowed.
Andrew Whitworth [16 GS]: 17 pancakes, 6 sacks allowed, 7 stuffs allowed.
Lane Johnson [16 GS]: 10 pancakes, 5 sacks allowed, 8 stuffs allowed.

Offensive Guards
T.J. Lang [16 GS]: 17 pancakes, 2 sacks allowed, 8 stuffs allowed, 1 recovery.
Josh Sitton [16 GS]: 22 pancakes, 4 sacks allowed, 11 stuffs allowed, 1 recovery.
Brandon Scherff [16 GS]: 25 pancakes, 5 sacks allowed, 11 stuffs allowed.

Centers 
Ryan Kalil [16 GS]: 28 pancakes, 4 sacks allowed, 12 stuffs allowed.
Alex Mack [16 GS]: 25 pancakes, 4 sacks allowed, 16 stuffs allowed.
Cody Whitehair [16 GS]: 28 pancakes, 5 sacks allowed, 15 stuffs allowed.

4-3 Defensive Ends
T.J. Watt [16 GS]: 83 tackles (18 stuffs), 10 coverages, 10 sacks, 1 forced fumble, 1 recovery.
Dee Ford [16 GS]: 87 tackles (17 stuffs), 3 coverages, 12 sacks, 3 forced fumbles, 1 recovery.
Myles Garrett [16 GS]: 72 tackles (7 stuffs), 1 coverage, 13 sacks, 5 forced fumbles.

Defensive Tackle
DeForest Buckner [16 GS]: 74 tackles (14 stuffs), 1 coverage, 10 sacks, 4 forced fumbles, 2 recoveries.
Aaron Donald [16 GS]: 69 tackles (15 stuffs), 2 coverages, 14 sacks, 2 forced fumbles, 1 recovery.
J.J. Watt [16 GS]: 76 tackles (15 stuffs), 2 coverages, 10 sacks, 1 forced fumble, 1 recovery.

4-3 Outside Linebackers
Von Miller [16 GS]: 89 tackles (11 stuffs), 9 coverages, 11 sacks, 1 forced fumble, 2 recoveries.
Vontaze Burfict [16 GS]: 112 tackles (11 stuffs), 6 coverages, 5 sacks, 4 forced fumbles, 1 recovery.
Christian Kirksey [15 GS]: 104 tackles (13 stuffs), 5 coverages, 5 sacks, 2 interceptions, 2 recoveries.

4-3 Inside Linebackers
Dont'a Hightower [16 GS]: 93 tackles (14 stuffs), 7 coverages, 5 sacks, 1 interception, 2 forced fumbles, 1 recovery.
Deion Jones [16 GS]: 99 tackles (13 stuffs), 7 coverages, 4 sacks, 1 interception, 1 forced fumble, 2 recoveries.
Jaylon Smith [16 GS]: 104 tackles (13 stuffs), 7 coverages, 3 sacks, 1 forced fumble.

Cornerbacks
Jalen Ramsey [16 GS]: 71 tackles (2 stuffs), 61 coverages, 4 interceptions, 1 forced fumble, 1 recovery.
Desmond Trufant [16 GS]: 65 tackles (1 stuff), 48 coverages, 1 sack, 2 interceptions, 4 forced fumbles, 2 recoveries, 1 touchdown.
Denzel Ward [16 GS]: 50 tackles (1 stuff), 66 coverages, 3 interceptions, 1 forced fumble, 4 recoveries, 1 touchdown.

Safeties
Jessie Bates [15 GS]: 71 tackles, 18 coverages, 1 sack, 5 interceptions, 3 forced fumbles, 1 recovery, 1 touchdown.
Eric Berry [16 GS]: 106 tackles (2 stuffs), 15 coverages, 2 sacks, 4 interceptions, 3 forced fumbles, 1 touchdown.
Tashaun Gipson [16 GS]: 79 tackles (1 stuff), 17 coverages, 6 interceptions, 3 forced fumbles, 1 touchdown.

Kickers
Matt Prater [16 GS]: 48 of 52 (92.31%, 60 LNG) field goals. 34 of 34 extra points. 53 touchbacks.
Mason Crosby [16 GS]: 38 of 40 (95.00%, 52 LNG) field goals. 41 of 42 extra points. 56 touchbacks.
Stephen Gostkowski [16 GS]: 28 of 30 (93.33%, 53 LNG) field goals. 38 of 38 extra points. 37 touchbacks.

Punters
Dustin Colquitt [16 GS]: 81 punts for 3,774 yards (46.59 YPP, 67 LNG, 26 in 20).
Bryan Anger [16 GS]: 74 punts for 3,396 yards (45.89 YPP, 73 LNG, 31 in 20).
Jon Ryan [16 GS]: 56 punts for 2,557 yards (45.66 YPP, 63 LNG, 20 in 20).

Returners
Adoree Jackson [16 GS]: 97 returns for 1,723 yards (17.76 YPR, 61 LNG), 2 touchdowns.
Tyreek Hill [16 GS]: 98 returns for 1,581 yards (16.13 YPR, 85 LNG), 0 touchdowns.
Tyler Lockett [16 GS]: 92 returns for 1,289 yards (14.01 YPR, 84 LNG), 1 touchdown.
 

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Just now, RuskieTitan said:

Pirates have interest in acquiring a top 5-10 WR, someone to fulfill the #1 role. Let me know if you have a premier WR you are willing to trade and we can try to work something out.

Hey bb

I got two of those guys 

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2 minutes ago, Glen said:

Hey bb

I got two of those guys 

I wouldn't mind either one of them.

What kind of deal are we looking at? You are fairly stacked at most positions already. 

FWIW, I wont be moving Mahomes (the whole point is to get him a shiny new #1 for next season). Only other untouchable is Suh.

I currently still have my 1st, and three 2nds in the upcoming draft.

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