ninjapirate Posted August 6, 2017 Share Posted August 6, 2017 50 minutes ago, Phire said: how plastered do you have to be to go see the emoji movie the kind of drunk where you get with a girl and don't use a condom then like 2 years later you are stuck watching the turd that chick pooped out 9 months after the encounter and for some unknown reason god may only know it wants to watch that movie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phire Posted August 6, 2017 Author Share Posted August 6, 2017 51 minutes ago, ninjapirate said: the kind of drunk where you get with a girl and don't use a condom then like 2 years later you are stuck watching the turd that chick pooped out 9 months after the encounter and for some unknown reason god may only know it wants to watch that movie. So by Ian's standards, stone cold sober. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninjapirate Posted August 6, 2017 Share Posted August 6, 2017 Just now, Phire said: So by Ian's standards, stone cold sober. correct Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiltman Posted August 6, 2017 Share Posted August 6, 2017 2 hours ago, Phire said: how plastered do you have to be to go see the emoji movie enough to have made the mistake of having children on a similar night 7 years before. If I have kids, I'm putting them up for adoption the first stupid kids movie they "need" to see. Shut up and watch the battle of helm's deep with your father,,,learn some history damnit 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FinneasGage Posted August 6, 2017 Share Posted August 6, 2017 holy hell. just saw the belko experiment and was thinking who in the f would actually get microchips implanted for their bs job & then low and behold like a week later lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninjapirate Posted August 6, 2017 Share Posted August 6, 2017 I could never let my job microchip me I end up at way too many questionable places throughout the week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phire Posted August 6, 2017 Author Share Posted August 6, 2017 Quote "Employees of Three Square Market had microchips implanted into their hands, allowing them to open doors, log on to computers, and use vending machines with a simple wave of the hand." I think I'm fine opening doors, logging into computers, and using vending machines the old fashioned way... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jroc04 Posted August 6, 2017 Share Posted August 6, 2017 25 minutes ago, Phire said: I think I'm fine opening doors, logging into computers, and using vending machines the old fashioned way... That's it. You're officially old bro. Grab a walking cane, we'll be in the back. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phire Posted August 6, 2017 Author Share Posted August 6, 2017 7 minutes ago, Jroc04 said: That's it. You're officially old bro. Grab a walking cane, we'll be in the back. Get off my lawn! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bednarik60 Posted August 6, 2017 Share Posted August 6, 2017 If the microchip can't help you get laid , no thanks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bednarik60 Posted August 6, 2017 Share Posted August 6, 2017 I imagine this is just the very very tip of the ice burg, sadly. Didn't even take much lol, Manager: "its easier to get Snickers" . Employee: "it is!? Where do i get one!!?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bednarik60 Posted August 6, 2017 Share Posted August 6, 2017 9 hours ago, ninjapirate said: I could never let my job microchip me I end up at way too many questionable places throughout the week. Oh i imagine that is catch. They will find a way for a chip to keep constant data of everywhere you are, everything you do. It wont stop at a few doors and a vending machine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammertime52 Posted August 6, 2017 Share Posted August 6, 2017 Pretty soon banks will start replacing debit cards with microchips, i want mine on my crotch 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bednarik60 Posted August 6, 2017 Share Posted August 6, 2017 Why do people like @mm6492 try and argue with me in the weight lifting thread about nutrition? They sound so dumb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bednarik60 Posted August 6, 2017 Share Posted August 6, 2017 Also lol @BLick12 not making his target weight for his wedding, that is hilarious/sad as hell... But i forgot i don't know anything about weight lifting or fitnesss... Yeah forget this stupid 6 pack and striated shoulder i live with daaaaailly. Those simpletons really helped you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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