MKnight82 Posted May 16, 2019 Share Posted May 16, 2019 https://www.cnbc.com/2019/05/16/taco-bell-wants-you-to-spend-the-nightat-its-new-palm-springs-hotel.html Taco Bell is opening a hotel/resort. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramssuperbowl99 Posted May 16, 2019 Share Posted May 16, 2019 God bless that plumbing. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dome Posted May 16, 2019 Share Posted May 16, 2019 30 minutes ago, ramssuperbowl99 said: God bless that plumbing. Everyone needs to get a plumbers apprentice in the works and relocate to Palm Springs.... Get the new money. NOW! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MWil23 Posted May 16, 2019 Share Posted May 16, 2019 (edited) I'm envisioning a lot of Code Blue Mountain Dew being served in champagne glasses at this resort, and 5 star fountains of Nacho Cheese in lieu of water. Edited May 16, 2019 by MWil23 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramssuperbowl99 Posted May 16, 2019 Share Posted May 16, 2019 4 minutes ago, Dome said: Everyone needs to get a plumbers apprentice in the works and relocate to Palm Springs.... Get the new money. NOW! Hell no Palm Springs is basically ground zero at this point. Get out with your nostrils intact. That whole hotel is gonna smell like farts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dome Posted May 16, 2019 Share Posted May 16, 2019 1 minute ago, ramssuperbowl99 said: That whole hotel is gonna smell like farts. Taco Bell would prefer you refer to that as a seasoned beef barbecue aroma, even if the smell is the same. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dome Posted May 16, 2019 Share Posted May 16, 2019 No Taco Bell themed casino is a shame Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramssuperbowl99 Posted May 16, 2019 Share Posted May 16, 2019 1 minute ago, Dome said: Taco Bell would prefer you refer to that as a seasoned beef barbecue aroma, even if the smell is the same. The only reason I can think of going to this hotel is if you're in a relationship where farting around the other person isn't acceptable yet and you want to be able to see if you can get away with it in a fart-sanctioned environment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dome Posted May 16, 2019 Share Posted May 16, 2019 Just now, ramssuperbowl99 said: The only reason I can think of going to this hotel is if you're in a relationship where farting around the other person isn't acceptable yet and you want to be able to see if you can get away with it in a fart-sanctioned environment. Wouldn’t it be cheaper to take them to Walmart? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramssuperbowl99 Posted May 16, 2019 Share Posted May 16, 2019 Just now, Dome said: Wouldn’t it be cheaper to take them to Walmart? Or just throw a blanket over them and let the magic happen, yes 100%. This is the cowards way of crossing the fart Rubicon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dome Posted May 16, 2019 Share Posted May 16, 2019 11 minutes ago, ramssuperbowl99 said: Or just throw a blanket over them and let the magic happen, yes 100%. This is the cowards way of crossing the fart Rubicon. I like the Walmart plan better. If she doesn’t reciprocate the fart, you’re sure to find another lovely lady in the store that will. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malfatron Posted May 16, 2019 Share Posted May 16, 2019 40 minutes ago, Dome said: 42 minutes ago, ramssuperbowl99 said: That whole hotel is gonna smell like farts. Taco Bell would prefer you refer to that as a seasoned beef barbecue aroma, even if the smell is the same. dont forget "zesty" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Daniel Posted May 16, 2019 Share Posted May 16, 2019 There better be a swimming pool of fire sauce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ty21 Posted May 16, 2019 Share Posted May 16, 2019 52 minutes ago, Daniel said: There better be a swimming pool of fire sauce. There will be a swimming pool of diarrhea at the very least Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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