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Halloween is Stupid


MKnight82

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Let me tell you how my Halloween went.  I handed out candy to all the little obnoxious children then headed over to my neighbors to have a few beers on the porch.  I stayed there about an hour, was leaving his house and came up to shake his hand goodbye and a part of his costume snapped and broke.  It was a large iron WW2 practice bomb made of pure metal (the ones they would fill with sand and drop from planes for practice), he was wearing it on a strap as his costume was the character from Dr Strangelove.  Well it landed directly on my foot and I was wearing open toe sandals as it was 80 freaking degrees outside.  Well it broke my foot in multiple places.  Yeah, I hate Halloween.  

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39 minutes ago, MKnight82 said:

Let me tell you how my Halloween went.  I handed out candy to all the little obnoxious children then headed over to my neighbors to have a few beers on the porch.  I stayed there about an hour, was leaving his house and came up to shake his hand goodbye and a part of his costume snapped and broke.  It was a large iron WW2 practice bomb made of pure metal (the ones they would fill with sand and drop from planes for practice), he was wearing it on a strap as his costume was the character from Dr Strangelove.  Well it landed directly on my foot and I was wearing open toe sandals as it was 80 freaking degrees outside.  Well it broke my foot in multiple places.  Yeah, I hate Halloween.  

You should’ve been iron man for Halloween 

your fault for not having a costume 

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