bucsfan333 Posted January 10, 2020 Share Posted January 10, 2020 I was gonna wait for Fin to finish his list. But here's mine: 8. touch 7. Orca Only slightly better than submitting nothing. Just barely. Still a pathetic effort. Neither should really place. Word count was the tiebreaker. 6. Malf Making Outpost wait is always fun. But that was about it for this one. 5. boyle Meh. Bonus points for the South Park gif. Finally to the good ones. 4. Forge Reads almost like an ad for IHOP. Which gave me a chuckle. 3. LBC [Male anatomy] jokes all over the place. Little overdone. Golden Globes joke made me smile. 2. ET Classic ET tangent. Always good for a few laughs. 1. Outpost I farted in front of a Mexican lady because I thought she wouldn’t understand a fart in English Funniest thing written in any of them. And you can hear the anger of having to wait. Which made me laugh throughout. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FinneasGage Posted January 10, 2020 Author Share Posted January 10, 2020 Went to BWW I’m otw back home to finish rankings and make this **** official Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Orca Posted January 10, 2020 Share Posted January 10, 2020 5 minutes ago, bucsfan333 said: I was gonna wait for Fin to finish his list. But here's mine: 8. touch 7. Orca Only slightly better than submitting nothing. Just barely. Still a pathetic effort. Neither should really place. Word count was the tiebreaker. 6. Malf Making Outpost wait is always fun. But that was about it for this one. 5. boyle Meh. Bonus points for the South Park gif. Finally to the good ones. 4. Forge Reads almost like an ad for IHOP. Which gave me a chuckle. 3. LBC [Male anatomy] jokes all over the place. Little overdone. Golden Globes joke made me smile. 2. ET Classic ET tangent. Always good for a few laughs. 1. Outpost I farted in front of a Mexican lady because I thought she wouldn’t understand a fart in English Funniest thing written in any of them. And you can hear the anger of having to wait. Which made me laugh throughout. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bucsfan333 Posted January 10, 2020 Share Posted January 10, 2020 1 hour ago, FinneasGage said: I'll be right back in a minute a homie's sliding thru for like 15 minutes and i don't wanna be rude 5 minutes ago, FinneasGage said: Went to BWW I’m otw back home to finish rankings and make this **** official Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FinneasGage Posted January 10, 2020 Author Share Posted January 10, 2020 I’m locked out the crib I gotta slide to my boys work and get his key brb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacReady Posted January 10, 2020 Share Posted January 10, 2020 @bucsfan333, that is a true story and I was the one who did it. Biggest brain fart of my life happened to coincide with a literal fart. I was 19. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoundrel Posted January 10, 2020 Share Posted January 10, 2020 1 minute ago, FinneasGage said: I’m locked out the crib I gotta slide to my boys work and get his key brb Man you are a mess Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malfatron Posted January 10, 2020 Share Posted January 10, 2020 1 minute ago, FinneasGage said: I’m locked out the crib I gotta slide to my boys work and get his key brb How hard is it being you on a daily basis? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FinneasGage Posted January 10, 2020 Author Share Posted January 10, 2020 5 minutes ago, Malfatron said: How hard is it being you on a daily basis? Dude it’s time job to be couch surfing and calling outta work to do better **** 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FinneasGage Posted January 10, 2020 Author Share Posted January 10, 2020 13 minutes ago, FinneasGage said: 21 minutes ago, Malfatron said: How hard is it being you on a daily basis? Dude it’s time job to be couch surfing and calling outta work to do better **** i forgot the word full i just got back home and as soon as i walked in this neighbor chick is trying to use my phone to call the cops because her man threw phone in the sewer. she's outside and i think she just called her man instead because i hear her screaming lol i'll get back to judging now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FinneasGage Posted January 10, 2020 Author Share Posted January 10, 2020 Coming in fifth place... @daboyle250!!! This was a passable submission I suppose. This was tough. I just don't think you tried very hard. I'm not mad at this. But this isn't the submission of someone that's the king of an entire forum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bucsfan333 Posted January 10, 2020 Share Posted January 10, 2020 8 minutes ago, FinneasGage said: i just got back home and as soon as i walked in this neighbor chick is trying to use my phone to call the cops because her man threw phone in the sewer. she's outside and i think she just called her man instead because i hear her screaming lol That's insane. Who actually knows anybody's phone number? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FinneasGage Posted January 10, 2020 Author Share Posted January 10, 2020 Coming in fourth place... @The LBC!!! You're good at writing in a way that makes me think you're leading to a grand slam. It just didn't connect for me. I appreciate the effort you put into this post, it was one of the more creatively written ones. Again I feel there's a tier here with four of you where it's kinda hard to rank them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FinneasGage Posted January 10, 2020 Author Share Posted January 10, 2020 2 minutes ago, bucsfan333 said: That's insane. Who actually knows anybody's phone number? i didn't even think about that lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FinneasGage Posted January 10, 2020 Author Share Posted January 10, 2020 Coming in third place... @Forge!!! Your submission was good. It was tough between putting you in third or second. I had to give you third because I just think you put in less effort than the post that's gonna be number 2. Honestly, tonally I was a fan of yours and if you expanded a little more and hashed it out a tad longer than you could've placed higher. I thought it was a decently funny post. Didn't laugh, but didn't cringe at anything. Good job. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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