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I would seriously if I was on Team Smug organize a Kool-Aid suicide party as far as this game is concerned.  I’d be so embarrassed by my team’s performance, except for LBC, who put in a good effort, that I would try convincing my whole team to just quit.  How do you have any faith in your team when two people on the entire team can’t follow simple instructions?

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1 hour ago, TLO said:
On 12/5/2019 at 10:08 AM, Pickle Rick said:

Someone check on @TLO his head is so far up mission's *** that he might get fully sucked in.

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@Pickle Rick

P is for pickle 

A poster who is not first rate

he is always asking for a tickle 

by jfin of his prostate

 

r is for rick 

the name he has been given

his posts make me sick

id rather do mission


b is for big brother

the game pr cannot play 

I ****ed his mother

she called me her padre

 

M is for morty

From that stupid cartoon

You cannot stop my ****ting prowess

nobody is immune 

I know that your oxygen level is fading

Look at your spelling, its degrading 

P R B M 

You must be sucking wind

Now I know you tried, but it took you two full days

Is mission's cavity so deep, that you're living in a haze. 

Why do you think I chose you

It's because we won't see you again until mission takes a poo!!!

 

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33 minutes ago, Outpost31 said:

I would seriously if I was on Team Smug organize a Kool-Aid suicide party as far as this game is concerned.  I’d be so embarrassed by my team’s performance, except for LBC, who put in a good effort, that I would try convincing my whole team to just quit.  How do you have any faith in your team when two people on the entire team can’t follow simple instructions?

If I was LBC, i know exactly what i would do ;)

 

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53 minutes ago, Pickle Rick said:
2 hours ago, TLO said:
On 12/5/2019 at 10:08 AM, Pickle Rick said:

Someone check on @TLO his head is so far up mission's *** that he might get fully sucked in.

BHNxwq.gif

@Pickle Rick

P is for pickle 

A poster who is not first rate

he is always asking for a tickle 

by jfin of his prostate

 

r is for rick 

the name he has been given

his posts make me sick

id rather do mission


b is for big brother

the game pr cannot play 

I ****ed his mother

she called me her padre

 

M is for morty

From that stupid cartoon

You cannot stop my ****ting prowess

nobody is immune 

I know that your oxygen level is fading

Look at your spelling, its degrading 

P R B M 

You must be sucking wind

Now I know you tried, but it took you two full days

Is mission's cavity so deep, that you're living in a haze. 

Why do you think I chose you

It's because we won't see you again until mission takes a poo!!!

@TLO

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3 hours ago, TedLavie said:
On 12/6/2019 at 1:33 AM, daboyle250 said:

@TedLavie It’s a shame that you’re a Chiefs fan because unlike them, you’re as fun and exciting as a week old baked potato. 

With all these burns coming against your team, be ready! The French will come and surrender too!

It’s a shame you’re from Paris or whatever cause of the stone cold facts. You reek so bad your girl calls your junk “Pee Pee Le Pew”.

In the Smug Squad, you might think you’re their Patrick Mahomes but in reality, you’re nothing more than their Miss Piggy.

I won't bother doing research on you to manufacture angles like you did. But I did notice that none of your teammates bothered giving you any football for that painful attempt. I can only assume that you're that awkward kid who's glued to a group who keeps rejecting him. You're basically that girl

ImpishFailingGoldenmantledgroundsquirrel

 

So if you're not good at roasts, what are you good at? 

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Gotcha. See you soon

@TedLavie

I don’t know a ton about you Ted, you might be well regarded, but if this game’s shown me anything, it’s that you’re kinda retarded

The French stuff their throats with baguettes and escargot, is that why your wit is so poor and your response was so slow?

I’m sure you take baths, because you’re not a complete dope. But why did you run at the sight of soap?

Why even bother talking about likes? Because in reality, it’s about as effective as a French military strike.

Your gameplay‘s been lousy, is it because you’re French? Don’t worry about it, pal, it’s just war and soon enough Mission’ll just throw you back on the bench.

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2 hours ago, Pickle Rick said:

@Pickle Rick

im glad your mother doesn’t expend that weak level of effort in the sack. 
 

but tbh I’m not sure you are capable of anything that’d be a remotely thoughtful roast. 
 

The spelling one doesn’t make sense. You’ve basically resorted to trying to roast the two most successful and best looking posters on the site. Tbh I just take pity on you at this point. 
 

At this point I think your only redeeming quality is that you aren’t outpost. Sad. 

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