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Dunder Mafia Paper Company - Everyone Wins, Daboyle Loses


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Three kills, two of which appear to be firings. Dome killed by SK.

@Malfatron, you're a math person. Care to walk me, a non-math person, through the logic of getting multiple people lynched on Day 1 and treating any Townies  who die that phase as acceptable losses?

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10 minutes ago, Matts4313 said:

I dont see scum having multiple hits. One of those idiots targeted me. Why do you think I gave town the warning?

ksj.

There is still no reason I can see that this isnt the safe play.

Hey buttercup, you wanna take a look at this and tell me why I know you are lying 

1 hour ago, daboyle250 said:

The employees of Dunder Mifflin Scranton were conflicted on who should be the next person to get rid of. After much argument over whether or not to eliminate multiple people at once, they decided to fire the man who was too busy doing crossword puzzles in the corner, Stanley Hudson (@Heimdallr), the Watcher. He walked off angrily, telling them he was retiring to Florida and starring in Honey Nut Cheerio commercials.

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As the members of Dunder Mifflin were arguing, an unknown figure was passing by, giving out pink slips to terminate certain members' employment. When they decide to split up, it was revealed that it was sent to:

  • Hidetoshi "Hide" Hasagawa (@Forge), the Doctor

  • Kevin Malone (@The LBC), the 2 Day Restless Spirit

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As they were figuring out what was going on, a loud shriek was sent out. They found the dead body of Kelly Kapoor (@Dome) the Lightning Rod. They noticed that there were bruises around her neck. They realized that there was more than just firings happening at Dunder Mifflin today...

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Day 2 starts now. It will end at 10PM ET Monday.

 

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