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2 hours ago, EaglesPeteC said:

4-1 and behind 3  2-3 teams (one who I pantsed week 2) and barely above a 1-4 team. The disrespekt 

 

I mean, you have a negative net points and only beat the Penguin Poppers by 1 point. I think the rating commission is confused by the Blobfish.

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6 minutes ago, EaglesPeteC said:

Honestly, my team makes no sense, just like an actual Blobfish, so I am here for the chaos

You’re like the eagles post and pre Super Bowl. Trash. How you get smacked by Tampa like that? How you get smashed by the cowgirls? Go hide your ugly blowfish face outta here! Don’t come back till your teaching tenure is up. 

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1 minute ago, El Ramster said:

You’re like the eagles post and pre Super Bowl. Trash. How you get smacked by Tampa like that? How you get smashed by the cowgirls? Go hide your ugly blowfish face outta here! Don’t come back till your teaching tenure is up. 

New Zealand Blobfish 28 @ Egypt Starfalls 21

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10 minutes ago, EaglesPeteC said:

Honestly, my team makes no sense, just like an actual Blobfish, so I am here for the chaos

Look at you over here roleplaying your *backside off. It always impresses me. (I'm a Waste Walrus... pretty sure I'm destined for failure anyway.)

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5 hours ago, Malfatron said:

If you have a starter that you are frustrated with, we can potentially do a swap with these following solid players (or a S24 12th will do)

Darnell Mooney (CHI)

Jamel Dean (TB)

Latavius Murray (BAL)

Keep me in mind when your wr3, rb2, or cb2 fails.

Tell em malf sent ya and you get a discount

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Wake up, Nacho, I think I got somethin' to say to you
It's late Thursday and I really should have games to view
I know I keep this thread amused, but I feel I'm being used
Oh, nacho, I couldn't have posted any more


My game's played away from home
I bet another lead i will have blown
But you dont post the games and that's what really hurts
The mornin sim when it's in your face really shows its age
But that don't worry me none, in my eyes, if you post it today
I liked at all of your posts, naaacho, you didn't need to coax

Oh, nacho, I couldn't have tried any more
My game's played away from home
I bet another lead i will have blown
Your sim stole my soul, and that's a pain I can do without
All I needed was a friend to lend a guiding hand
Make Zeke into a runner, and mother, what a runner, he wore them out
All Landry did was crap my bed, and in the morning, kick me in the head

Oh, nacho, I couldn't have tried any more
My game's played away from home
I bet another lead i will have blown
You stole my heart, I couldn't leave the NSFL if I tried


I suppose I could go back to my offers and try to trade Mooney
Or steal tammy's cue and make a living out of blamin' RNG
Or find myself a Hopkins that needs a better QB


Oh, nacho, I wished I'd never seen your face
You made a first-class fool out of me
But I'm as blind as a fool can be
You wont post the games, but I love you anyway
Nacho, I wished I'd never seen your face
I'll get to see the games one of these days
Ooh, ooh, ooh

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29 minutes ago, Malfatron said:

Wake up, Nacho, I think I got somethin' to say to you
It's late Thursday and I really should have games to view
I know I keep this thread amused, but I feel I'm being used
Oh, nacho, I couldn't have posted any more


My game's played away from home
I bet another lead i will have blown
But you dont post the games and that's what really hurts
The mornin sim when it's in your face really shows its age
But that don't worry me none, in my eyes, if you post it today
I liked at all of your posts, naaacho, you didn't need to coax

Oh, nacho, I couldn't have tried any more
My game's played away from home
I bet another lead i will have blown
Your sim stole my soul, and that's a pain I can do without
All I needed was a friend to lend a guiding hand
Make Zeke into a runner, and mother, what a runner, he wore them out
All Landry did was crap my bed, and in the morning, kick me in the head

Oh, nacho, I couldn't have tried any more
My game's played away from home
I bet another lead i will have blown
You stole my heart, I couldn't leave the NSFL if I tried


I suppose I could go back to my offers and try to trade Mooney
Or steal tammy's cue and make a living out of blamin' RNG
Or find myself a Hopkins that needs a better QB


Oh, nacho, I wished I'd never seen your face
You made a first-class fool out of me
But I'm as blind as a fool can be
You wont post the games, but I love you anyway
Nacho, I wished I'd never seen your face
I'll get to see the games one of these days
Ooh, ooh, ooh

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54 minutes ago, Malfatron said:

Wake up, Nacho, I think I got somethin' to say to you
It's late Thursday and I really should have games to view
I know I keep this thread amused, but I feel I'm being used
Oh, nacho, I couldn't have posted any more


My game's played away from home
I bet another lead i will have blown
But you dont post the games and that's what really hurts
The mornin sim when it's in your face really shows its age
But that don't worry me none, in my eyes, if you post it today
I liked at all of your posts, naaacho, you didn't need to coax

Oh, nacho, I couldn't have tried any more
My game's played away from home
I bet another lead i will have blown
Your sim stole my soul, and that's a pain I can do without
All I needed was a friend to lend a guiding hand
Make Zeke into a runner, and mother, what a runner, he wore them out
All Landry did was crap my bed, and in the morning, kick me in the head

Oh, nacho, I couldn't have tried any more
My game's played away from home
I bet another lead i will have blown
You stole my heart, I couldn't leave the NSFL if I tried


I suppose I could go back to my offers and try to trade Mooney
Or steal tammy's cue and make a living out of blamin' RNG
Or find myself a Hopkins that needs a better QB


Oh, nacho, I wished I'd never seen your face
You made a first-class fool out of me
But I'm as blind as a fool can be
You wont post the games, but I love you anyway
Nacho, I wished I'd never seen your face
I'll get to see the games one of these days
Ooh, ooh, ooh

Raw. Powerful. I feel like I have to use a bathroom without gender after reading that. 
 

 

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