PTFulham Posted March 9, 2022 Share Posted March 9, 2022 Evening gentlemen, once again, let us get the first order of today out the way: WORDLE! Wordle 262 4/6 Really should've got that one in 3, sigh. Anyway, I look forward to mopping the floor with you all in my first ever NSFL season, while you have all poured your heart and souls into heavy statistical research of sites like 'PFF' and reading stats made from a programming script like it means anything, I (ok it's mainly because I had to make all my picks at work, where I spend too much time in a VR headset and forget about logging in here hence why I never made any of my picks on time but I digress) took the CHAD approach and simply drafted players based on having heard their names, for all I know Tyus Bowser might be the worst linebacker in the NFL right now, but it's okay because Bowser is a cool name and that's all that matters, just remember you lost to a guy who has no idea what he's doing, just like that time Fulham got to a European final off just vibing in 2010. Anyway, the main reason for this post is that it is finally time to say goodbye to Chicago and introduce to you the greatest franchise this simulation has ever seen. Introducing all the way from Bangladesh - Cox's Bazar Freedom Fighters 50 years on from independence, the 170m people of Bangladesh that live in a country the size of Michigan are ready to vociferously get behind their new sports team, by the world's longest uninterrupted natural beach in Cox's Bazar which hosts the newly built Miltank International Arena, those poor opposition players will have to bear the high humidity whilst also getting absolutely obliterated by our stout defense.Name: Cox's Bazar Freedom FightersStadium Name: Miltank International ArenaTimezone: Asia Temperature: 90 Precipiation: 50 (there are two seasons in Bangladesh, monsoon and not monsoon)Wind: 15 (let's hope a game doesn't get interrupted by the odd deadly cyclone though)PS - I am going all in on my chad strategy that I'll even openly admit that I'll be taking Gardner Minshew as my QB selection, go on, someone take him before I get to pick again. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheKillerNacho Posted March 9, 2022 Author Share Posted March 9, 2022 3 hours ago, bucsfan333 said: Is this the week before the trade deadline? Afraid not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malfatron Posted March 9, 2022 Share Posted March 9, 2022 8 minutes ago, PTFulham said: Name: Cox's Bazar Freedom FightersStadium Name: Miltank International ArenaTimezone: Asia Temperature: 90 Precipiation: 50 (there are two seasons in Bangladesh, monsoon and not monsoon)Wind: 15 (let's hope a game doesn't get interrupted by the odd deadly cyclone though) Stadium type? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TL-TwoWinsAway Posted March 9, 2022 Share Posted March 9, 2022 Minshew Mania is among us. I am thrilled. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PTFulham Posted March 9, 2022 Share Posted March 9, 2022 9 minutes ago, Malfatron said: Stadium type? Ah yes my favourite: Dirt Field 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TL-TwoWinsAway Posted March 9, 2022 Share Posted March 9, 2022 (edited) 30 minutes ago, PTFulham said: Ah yes my favourite: Dirt Field Too late to call your squad the "Cox's Bazar Mad Chads"? Edited March 9, 2022 by TL-TwoWinsAway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PTFulham Posted March 9, 2022 Share Posted March 9, 2022 2 minutes ago, TL-TwoWinsAway said: Too late to call your squad the "Cox's Bazar Mad Chads"? The logo is the freedom fighters symbol, it is the ultimate chad representation itself. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ravens5520 Posted March 9, 2022 Share Posted March 9, 2022 @Daboyle you up 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bucsfan333 Posted March 9, 2022 Share Posted March 9, 2022 Damn. Was hoping to get Michel next. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheKillerNacho Posted March 9, 2022 Author Share Posted March 9, 2022 12 hours ago, PTFulham said: Evening gentlemen, once again, let us get the first order of today out the way: WORDLE! Wordle 262 4/6 Really should've got that one in 3, sigh. Anyway, I look forward to mopping the floor with you all in my first ever NSFL season, while you have all poured your heart and souls into heavy statistical research of sites like 'PFF' and reading stats made from a programming script like it means anything, I (ok it's mainly because I had to make all my picks at work, where I spend too much time in a VR headset and forget about logging in here hence why I never made any of my picks on time but I digress) took the CHAD approach and simply drafted players based on having heard their names, for all I know Tyus Bowser might be the worst linebacker in the NFL right now, but it's okay because Bowser is a cool name and that's all that matters, just remember you lost to a guy who has no idea what he's doing, just like that time Fulham got to a European final off just vibing in 2010. Anyway, the main reason for this post is that it is finally time to say goodbye to Chicago and introduce to you the greatest franchise this simulation has ever seen. Introducing all the way from Bangladesh - Cox's Bazar Freedom Fighters 50 years on from independence, the 170m people of Bangladesh that live in a country the size of Michigan are ready to vociferously get behind their new sports team, by the world's longest uninterrupted natural beach in Cox's Bazar which hosts the newly built Miltank International Arena, those poor opposition players will have to bear the high humidity whilst also getting absolutely obliterated by our stout defense.Name: Cox's Bazar Freedom FightersStadium Name: Miltank International ArenaTimezone: Asia Temperature: 90 Precipiation: 50 (there are two seasons in Bangladesh, monsoon and not monsoon)Wind: 15 (let's hope a game doesn't get interrupted by the odd deadly cyclone though)PS - I am going all in on my chad strategy that I'll even openly admit that I'll be taking Gardner Minshew as my QB selection, go on, someone take him before I get to pick again. I updated your team on the main thread (won't bother updating it for the draft thread). Let me know if anything is off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TL-TwoWinsAway Posted March 9, 2022 Share Posted March 9, 2022 @swoosh is OTC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TL-TwoWinsAway Posted March 9, 2022 Share Posted March 9, 2022 @PTFulham is OTC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karnage84 Posted March 9, 2022 Share Posted March 9, 2022 13 minutes ago, TL-TwoWinsAway said: @PTFulham is OTC. Getting ready for my turn 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TL-TwoWinsAway Posted March 9, 2022 Share Posted March 9, 2022 Just now, Karnage84 said: Getting ready for my turn Like the game face. Try to hold the stretch and not bounce. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TL-TwoWinsAway Posted March 9, 2022 Share Posted March 9, 2022 I think he's all stretched and ready, but @Karnage84 is OTC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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