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Week 16: Browns @ Texans


NateDawg

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  1. 1. Cringe

    • LGB trying to duplicate an OP GDT
    • The NFL hammering down on the offensive offsides this week bc they called it on the chiefs
    • missing Chubb
    • Hitting F5 on the weekly IR Report
    • Schedule opening up after a win
  2. 2. Yeah buddy

    • Schedule opening up after a loss
    • 45 hours work in 40 hours
    • Best view of the Tetons
    • Trading dush for a side of cheesecake
    • Ojabo edge dt david and 6000000000
  3. 3. What opens up a schedule quickest?

    • Browns loss
    • A Mayfield TD in Tampa
    • random guys we didn’t draft producing (or not)
    • Future cap issue conversations
    • Random indecipherable nonsense


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2 minutes ago, dawgdish said:

sea what u get when u don't ask Yes or No questions @mtmmike? More waffling than IHOP

Nice 

how have you been here is a real question

the browns win a playoff game Flacco goes off like mayfield in the Pittsburgh game do

berry and Stefanski have the guts to bench

dushbag?

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This is similar to the Jax game, but on the road. 

Turnovers will be the key IMO. We simply need to win that battle. Would be overjoyed and busting my britches, if we have a clean game on offense.

Our team can beat anyone....Firmly believe with no doubt

Joe has another week to prepare with Stef and our offense

Bring it fellas......Make us proud (I'm already there)

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20 hours ago, NateDawg said:

Two playoff hopefuls. 

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Will CJ play?

Who hits the IR for the Browns this week up front?

Huge game this week in Houston. Gridlock for the wild card right behind us. 

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half our guys that get hurt

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joe flacco

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Today was for you Denny

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Stefanski all season long w/backups 

 

Texans on a great trajectory as a franchise. Hard to put my finger on how they got better… any thoughts @mtmmike

Pivotal game on both sides. This team has just found ways to win against all logic and odds. This one won’t be easy.

I do not know but the idea we could have added Anderson and Ojabo to this team makes me sick.

1 first of all stoudt is tied with mayfield and burrows as a rookie this makes him a step higher than fields.

have not seen the rotation sense there star. Receiver went out.

Anderson the best pass rusher in the nfl matched up against whoever he wants.

this could be devastating against Aline put together by bailing wire and glue and the master craftsman Callahan.

conclusion I think we win stoudt has some excellent games and some bad I.e look at him and Bryce go at then convince yourself he is clearly better.

there you go Nate sorry about delay as usual your questions require more than a simple yes or no.

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6 hours ago, mtmmike said:

Cannot argue with ravens defense

burrows

mayfield

Jamar chase

olave

metcalfe 

 build my fantasy team the same way I

built the browns

this year I would go 1st 2nd3rd round wide receivers

 

I’m going to be as square as I can be with you Mikey…I like Tetons…yes indeed I like Tetons. 
 

And winning games. Which we’re currently doing. With a bag of doodles and doodads. And coach freaking Stefanski. Yeah I know %87.56 of your day is work related. But just sit back and relax. We’re winning crap that we shouldn’t be winning! As many hours you work in a day is as many starters and backups we’re missing on the team. So just enjoy. Life’s not all about Mayfield. Life’s not all about objigboo. Life’s not all about 60 million against who we could have gotten in the 8th round minus the square root of four. 
 

It’s about we’re winning right now right here. We’re in contention right here right now.  We’re bringing a half empty box of matches to a napalm game. A national dog show with only cats to show. A car show with only a handful of matchbox cars…

Just enjoy the ride. Just enjoy the moment. No more arguing about your daughters clothes. Just enjoy the moment. That bear that came so close to fist bumping you just yesterday. That elk that so very much sounded like it bugled your name. That Ojabo that we could of not nearly had in the round that we didn’t get him. Sigh, and Ugg. 
 

This Coors Light is for you Mikey. Buds are for plants. Not for humans. Who would stick them in ears anyway, am I right Mikey?

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9 hours ago, Bonanza23 said:

I’m going to be as square as I can be with you Mikey…I like Tetons…yes indeed I like Tetons. 
 

And winning games. Which we’re currently doing. With a bag of doodles and doodads. And coach freaking Stefanski. Yeah I know %87.56 of your day is work related. But just sit back and relax. We’re winning crap that we shouldn’t be winning! As many hours you work in a day is as many starters and backups we’re missing on the team. So just enjoy. Life’s not all about Mayfield. Life’s not all about objigboo. Life’s not all about 60 million against who we could have gotten in the 8th round minus the square root of four. 
 

It’s about we’re winning right now right here. We’re in contention right here right now.  We’re bringing a half empty box of matches to a napalm game. A national dog show with only cats to show. A car show with only a handful of matchbox cars…

Just enjoy the ride. Just enjoy the moment. No more arguing about your daughters clothes. Just enjoy the moment. That bear that came so close to fist bumping you just yesterday. That elk that so very much sounded like it bugled your name. That Ojabo that we could of not nearly had in the round that we didn’t get him. Sigh, and Ugg. 
 

This Coors Light is for you Mikey. Buds are for plants. Not for humans. Who would stick them in ears anyway, am I right Mikey?

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Ngl I haven’t seen an individual love a player as much as mike loves Baker since AC/DCRocks wouldn’t stfu about “CJ” 😂 

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9 hours ago, Bonanza23 said:

I’m going to be as square as I can be with you Mikey…I like Tetons…yes indeed I like Tetons. 
 

And winning games. Which we’re currently doing. With a bag of doodles and doodads. And coach freaking Stefanski. Yeah I know %87.56 of your day is work related. But just sit back and relax. We’re winning crap that we shouldn’t be winning! As many hours you work in a day is as many starters and backups we’re missing on the team. So just enjoy. Life’s not all about Mayfield. Life’s not all about objigboo. Life’s not all about 60 million against who we could have gotten in the 8th round minus the square root of four. 
 

It’s about we’re winning right now right here. We’re in contention right here right now.  We’re bringing a half empty box of matches to a napalm game. A national dog show with only cats to show. A car show with only a handful of matchbox cars…

Just enjoy the ride. Just enjoy the moment. No more arguing about your daughters clothes. Just enjoy the moment. That bear that came so close to fist bumping you just yesterday. That elk that so very much sounded like it bugled your name. That Ojabo that we could of not nearly had in the round that we didn’t get him. Sigh, and Ugg. 
 

This Coors Light is for you Mikey. Buds are for plants. Not for humans. Who would stick them in ears anyway, am I right Mikey?

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huh

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I was wondering where we may have an advantage on Sunday. 

I asked myself, "Who is our most consistent offensive weapon? "

Flacco has risen Njoku up to star status. So I looked at the stats of how Houston has fared against tight ends in their 14 games.

They have surrendered 72 catches for 806 yards and just 2 TDs. That works out to an average of 4.8 receptions per game. The yards per game is 53.7. Pretty pedestrian numbers.

But if you do a deeper dive - 41 of the 72 catches and 496 of the 806 yards came in just 4 games. That's an average of 10 plus catches a game and 124 yards a game.

Those four games were against ATL (Kyle Pitts) ARI (Greg Dortch and Trey McBride) JAX (Evan Engram) and NYJ (Jeremy Ruckert and Tyler Conklin).

Some of the better TEs in the league.

I think we can exploit the Texans here.

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1 hour ago, Bonanza23 said:

I’m going to be as square as I can be with you Mikey…I like Tetons…yes indeed I like Tetons. 
 

And winning games. Which we’re currently doing. With a bag of doodles and doodads. And coach freaking Stefanski. Yeah I know %87.56 of your day is work related. But just sit back and relax. We’re winning crap that we shouldn’t be winning! As many hours you work in a day is as many starters and backups we’re missing on the team. So just enjoy. Life’s not all about Mayfield. Life’s not all about objigboo. Life’s not all about 60 million against who we could have gotten in the 8th round minus the square root of four. 
 

It’s about we’re winning right now right here. We’re in contention right here right now.  We’re bringing a half empty box of matches to a napalm game. A national dog show with only cats to show. A car show with only a handful of matchbox cars…

Just enjoy the ride. Just enjoy the moment. No more arguing about your daughters clothes. Just enjoy the moment. That bear that came so close to fist bumping you just yesterday. That elk that so very much sounded like it bugled your name. That Ojabo that we could of not nearly had in the round that we didn’t get him. Sigh, and Ugg. 
 

This Coors Light is for you Mikey. Buds are for plants. Not for humans. Who would stick them in ears anyway, am I right Mikey?

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Just talking about fantasy football.

sorry you took it the wrong way.

 

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