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19 minutes ago, LAOJoe said:

The coaches for the All-Star Game:

Cheesy
HC: Andy Reid (Pirates)
OC: Brian Schottenheimer (Direwolves)
DC: Steve Wilks (Hornets)
STC: Dave Fipp (Royals)

Salsa
HC: Nick Sirianni (Predators)
OC: Doug Pederson (Predators)
DC: Bill Belichick (Predators)
STC: Bobby April (Waste Walruses)

 

The Cheesy sees each of the playoff teams represented while the Predators almost sweep but the Walruses get their guy representing them.

You guys just keep feeding the Polar Bears with bulletin board material and we just keep winning 🤣

 

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6 minutes ago, Pickle Rick said:

You guys just keep feeding the Polar Bears with bulletin board material and we just keep winning 🤣

 

Your team is like a disney team, always winning on the last drive 

Kudos, you are fun to watch, and even though my rankings are solid, youre the outlier

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On 5/11/2024 at 11:39 PM, Malfatron said:

24-13 record for predictions with this formula

WEEK 16 (Mon, May 13th)
Rio de Janeiro Pirates @ Hanoi Viet Kongs
Reykjavík Direwolves @ Burlington Sock Puppets
Tokyo Samurai @ Anchorage Amphibians
Little Rock Uni Royals @ Hamilton Hornets
Lancaster Fighting Amish @ Butte Bots
Phoenix Rubber Ducks @ Wattsville Waste Walruses
Scranton Papermakers @ Greenland Polar Bears
Lake Minnewanka Ice Orcas @ Egypt Starfalls
Indianapolis Predators @ Freiburg Venom
Cincinnati Buffleheads @ New Zealand Blobfish

Rankings are 32-15 on the year. Thats really good.

Time now for a special playoff ranking and brackets!

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8 minutes ago, Malfatron said:

Your team is like a disney team, always winning on the last drive 

Kudos, you are fun to watch, and even though my rankings are solid, youre the outlier

 

7 minutes ago, Malfatron said:

Rankings are 32-15 on the year. Thats really good.

Time now for a special playoff ranking and brackets!

Virtual likes on these lol 

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Postseason rankings

1. Hamilton Hornets (11-5) = 21

2. Indianapolis Predators (12-4) = 13

3. Freiburg Venom (10-6)  = 11

4. Reykjavík Direwolves (10-6) = 7

5. Little Rock Uni Royals (11-5) = 5

6. Rio de Janeiro Pirates (13-3) = 4

7. Greenland Polar Bears (11-4-1) = (-3)

8. Phoenix Ducks (9-7) = (-6)

 

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Just now, Malfatron said:

Postseason rankings

1. Hamilton Hornets (11-5) = 21

2. Indianapolis Predators (12-4) = 13

3. Freiburg Venom (10-6)  = 11

4. Reykjavík Direwolves (10-6) = 7

5. Little Rock Uni Royals (11-5) = 5

6. Rio de Janeiro Pirates (13-3) = 4

7. Greenland Polar Bears (11-4-1) = (-3)

8. Phoenix Ducks (9-7) = (-6)

 

Rankings are 32-15. Heres the bracket

Reykjavík Direwolves @ Rio de Janeiro Pirates
Hamilton Hornets @ Little Rock Uni Royals
Phoenix Rubber Ducks @ Indianapolis Predators
Freiburg Venom @ Greenland Polar Bears

 

Chamionship:

Reykjavík Direwolves @Hamilton Hornets

Freiburg Venom @ Indianapolis Predators

 

nacho bowl

Hamilton Hornets vs Indianapolis Predators

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22 minutes ago, Pickle Rick said:

You guys just keep feeding the Polar Bears with bulletin board material and we just keep winning 🤣

 

I don't wanna give you more bulletin board material...

... but you've got the worst kicker out of every other playoff team. (I mean, hell, Chase has missed three extra points.) That's scary.

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7 minutes ago, TL-TwoWinsAway said:

I don't wanna give you more bulletin board material...

... but you've got the worst kicker out of every other playoff team. (I mean, hell, Chase has missed three extra points.) That's scary.

Dont worry.

Pickle will be losing 24-17, they score a td with 30 seconds left, miss the xp to make it 24-23, and then will get a safety on the ensuing kickoff to win

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8 minutes ago, TL-TwoWinsAway said:

I don't wanna give you more bulletin board material...

... but you've got the worst kicker out of every other playoff team. (I mean, hell, Chase has missed three extra points.) That's scary.

Explaination: Sims broken 🤣

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Posted (edited)

Postseason Power Rankings:

1. Rio de Janeiro Pirates (13-3, LW:1) - Rio has the best record in the league and gets the top spot in the power rankings but they aren't sitting pretty. Each of their 3 losses have come to their Cheesy playoff rivals.
2. Hamilton Hornets (11-5, LW:3) - Hamilton is on a roll with a 5-game winning streak and back-to-back wins vs strong playoff teams.
3. Indianapolis Predators (12-4, LW:4) - The Predators appear to be the class of the Salsa conference. Maybe they'd be as high as 1 or 2 if they didn't lose to the Ice Orcas recently.
4. Little Rock Uni Royals (11-5, LW:2) - Little Rock immediately get their chance at revenge. Hamilton is the only playoff team the Royals lost to but this time they get to play at home. Vegas would probably call it a pick 'em.
5. Greenland Polar Bears (11-4-1, LW:5) - The Polar Bears pulled a win out of their butts that didn't even matter. Weird.
6. Reykjavik Direwolves (10-6, LW:8) - They won and got the help they needed from Butte to get in and kick those Amish out of the playoff hunt.
7. Freiburg Venom (10-6, LW:6) - Everyone was waiting to see what that 4th down play at the end of the game would be as Freiburg needed 8 points to force overtime but then we all noticed that time had expired.
8. Phoenix Rubber Ducks (9-7, LW:13) -  They'd probably be 10th or 11th had eliminated teams been ranked. They are by far the weakest team in the playoffs but they are here and they have the best QB in the Salsa conference.

 

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All banter aside, I think Lamar had one of the most impressive seasons out of all players in S27. He, somehow, managed to have the fewest total potential turnovers per game (0.5625, compared to Mahomes with 0.8) and led the league in total yards gained (4,648, compared to Mahomes with 3,776). You gained the most yards and risked the fewest turnovers? Take the MVP, madlad.

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