TL-TwoWinsAway Posted August 8 Share Posted August 8 14 minutes ago, Malfatron said: Games? RNJesus smiles upon you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malfatron Posted August 9 Share Posted August 9 9 hours ago, TL-TwoWinsAway said: RNJesus smiles upon you. Playing against the uni royals, we are gonna need it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malfatron Posted August 9 Share Posted August 9 While we wait for games, heres ChatGPT Olympic comps for each team and power rankings 1. Cincinnati Buffleheads (3-0) Olympic Moment: Michael Phelps winning 8 gold medals at the 2008 Beijing Olympics. Why: The Buffleheads are swimming circles around everyone else, like Phelps in his prime, making winning look as easy as breathing. 2. Little Rock Uni Royals (3-0) Olympic Moment: Usain Bolt’s triple-triple (winning the 100m, 200m, and 4x100m relay in three consecutive Olympics). Why: The Uni Royals are so far ahead, they might as well be jogging backward while smiling at the competition, just like Bolt leaving everyone in the dust. 3. Rio de Janeiro Pirates (3-0) Olympic Moment: Simone Biles’ multiple gold medal wins at the 2016 Rio Olympics. Why: The Pirates are flipping through their competition like Biles on the vault—perfectly, powerfully, and leaving no doubt about who’s in charge. 4. Indianapolis Predators (3-0) Olympic Moment: Carl Lewis winning 4 gold medals at the 1984 Los Angeles Olympics. Why: The Predators are dominating their events with the coolness and versatility of Carl Lewis, making everyone else look like they forgot to train. 5. Burlington Sock Puppets (2-1) Olympic Moment: Cathy Freeman’s gold in the 400m at the 2000 Sydney Olympics. Why: The Sock Puppets are carrying their division like Freeman carried the hopes of a nation. Sure, they have a loss, but they’re still the ones to watch. 6. Wattsville Waste Walruses (2-1) Olympic Moment: Nadia Comăneci’s perfect 10 at the 1976 Montreal Olympics. Why: The Walruses are surprisingly graceful for a team named after bulky aquatic mammals, hitting their marks like Comăneci nailing a flawless routine. 7. Tokyo Shoguns (2-1) Olympic Moment: Eliud Kipchoge’s marathon victory at the 2020 Tokyo Olympics. Why: The Shoguns are pacing themselves well, cruising past competitors with the calm confidence of Kipchoge in the final stretch of a marathon. 8. Cambodia Humanoids (2-1) Olympic Moment: Team USA’s “Dream Team” basketball dominance at the 1992 Barcelona Olympics. Why: The Humanoids are gelling together like the Dream Team, dunking on opponents with ease, even if they have the occasional slip-up. 9. Lake Minnewanka Ice Orcas (2-1) Olympic Moment: The Miracle on Ice - USA’s ice hockey team beating the USSR in the 1980 Winter Olympics. Why: The Ice Orcas are punching above their weight, pulling off upsets like the Miracle on Ice, proving that even underdogs can skate circles around the competition. 10. Phoenix Rubber Ducks (1-2) Olympic Moment: Derek Redmond finishing the 400m race with his father’s help at the 1992 Barcelona Olympics. Why: The Rubber Ducks are wobbling but still waddling across the finish line, like Redmond limping to finish what he started. It’s almost cute. 11. Hanoi Viet Kongs (1-2) Olympic Moment: Greg Louganis hitting his head during the 1988 Seoul Olympics diving preliminaries, then coming back to win gold. Why: The Viet Kongs might be diving headfirst into trouble, but they’re still capable of bouncing back—if they can avoid knocking themselves out of contention. 12. Anchorage Quill Pigs (1-2) Olympic Moment: Kerri Strug landing a vault on an injured ankle to clinch gold for Team USA at the 1996 Atlanta Olympics. Why: The Quill Pigs are hobbling along like Kerri Strug, managing to stick the landing in one game while clearly needing crutches for the rest. 13. Hamilton Hornets (1-2) Olympic Moment: Jesse Owens winning 4 gold medals at the 1936 Berlin Olympics. Why: The Hornets have a touch of greatness, just like Owens in Berlin—though at 1-2, it’s clear they’re more nostalgia than relevance right now. 14. Freiburg Venom (1-2) Olympic Moment: Michael Johnson breaking the 200m world record at the 1996 Atlanta Olympics. Why: The Venom have moments of brilliance, but mostly they’re running a few steps behind, just like Johnson’s competitors watching his golden shoes disappear. 15. Okoboji Ents (1-2) Olympic Moment: Emil Zátopek winning gold in the 5000m, 10,000m, and marathon at the 1952 Helsinki Olympics. Why: The Ents are enduring...a lot of losses. But hey, they’ve got staying power, like Zátopek running three distance events because why not? 16. New Zealand Blobfish (1-2) Olympic Moment: Eric "The Eel" Moussambani’s memorable 100m freestyle swim at the 2000 Sydney Olympics. Why: The Blobfish are slow, steady, and mostly just trying to stay afloat—like Eric “The Eel,” who won by not drowning. Let’s celebrate the small victories. 17. Lancaster Fighting Amish (1-2) Olympic Moment: Alistair Brownlee helping his brother Jonny across the finish line at the 2016 Rio Olympics. Why: The Fighting Amish are working together, but maybe they’re too focused on community and not enough on actually winning—like, come on, guys, the point is to finish first. 18. Reykjavík Direwolves (0-3) Olympic Moment: The "agony of defeat" ski jumper from the 1970s ABC Wide World of Sports opening. Why: The Direwolves are tumbling downhill fast, much like that infamous ski jumper who ate snow and set the bar for spectacular failure. Maybe next year? 19. Tombstone Outlaws (0-3) Olympic Moment: Paula Radcliffe struggling to finish the marathon at the 2004 Athens Olympics. Why: The Outlaws are crawling to the finish, looking exhausted, dehydrated, and like they really should have dropped out a while ago. Someone give them some water and a blanket. 20. Egypt Starfalls (0-3) Olympic Moment: Eddie "The Eagle" Edwards’ ski jump at the 1988 Calgary Winter Olympics. Why: The Starfalls are here, they’re trying, but let’s be honest—they’re mostly just here for the participation ribbon, like Eddie the Eagle soaring…straight into last place. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheKillerNacho Posted August 9 Author Share Posted August 9 With Week 4 in the books, a quarter of the season is done already! Egypt Starfalls @ Phoenix Rubber Ducks: https://youtu.be/S4c-sVBYYgk Burlington Sock Puppets @ Okoboji Ents: https://youtu.be/limjqeeRLVQ Cambodia Humanoids @ Little Rock Uni Royals: https://youtu.be/rvEPIFppwao Freiburg Venom @ New Zealand Blobfish: https://youtu.be/oQD9FGj1au4 Hanoi Viet Kongs @ Reykjavík Direwolves: https://youtu.be/nesYzVqebh4 Cincinnati Buffleheads @ Rio de Janeiro Pirates: https://youtu.be/oJblt--DY4o Hamilton Hornets @ Tokyo Shoguns: https://youtu.be/4Y1eTBOy7Bo Anchorage Quill Pigs @ Indianapolis Predators: https://youtu.be/1h3TZyi59rQ Lake Minnewanka Ice Orcas @ Wattsville Waste Walruses: https://youtu.be/mLhT7xQ5ZwY Tombstone Outlaws @ Lancaster Fighting Amish: https://youtu.be/lQpEeowHWjQ GameDocs: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1MLAqN5doqL3FRCuA6Jmbxu_pLcWDph9-?usp=sharing Updated stats: https://thekillernacho.blogspot.com/2024/07/nsfl-season-28-detailed-statistics.html 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoundrel Posted August 9 Share Posted August 9 Spoiler Back to the L column… everyone for sale Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EaglesPeteC Posted August 9 Share Posted August 9 This sim gonna give me a heart attack…..well, this or my poor diet 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LAOJoe Posted August 9 Share Posted August 9 GG @bcb1213 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Malfatron Posted August 9 Share Posted August 9 Anc/ind spoiler Spoiler Q2 14:14, 3rd & 4 on the ANC 12: Gus Edwards rushes to the outside for a gain of 3 yards. Fumble on the play, forced by Kyle Hamilton, recovered by Ryan Ramczyk, who runs for 9 yards. Touchdown. Tyler Bass' extra point good. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malfatron Posted August 9 Share Posted August 9 Joe Mixon is wasted behind my line. If you want a top rb, im willing to trade him for a low first/high 2nd 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malfatron Posted August 9 Share Posted August 9 36 minutes ago, Malfatron said: Joe Mixon is wasted behind my line. If you want a top rb, im willing to trade him for a low first/high 2nd Actually lets go low 2nd/high 3rd Come and get Mixon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malfatron Posted August 9 Share Posted August 9 (edited) Last year 3rd ranked rb 3. Joe Mixon (BUT): 248 carries for 1,085 yards (4.38 YPC, 29 LNG), 6 touchdowns. 43 receptions for 465 yards (10.81 YPR, 24 LNG), 3 touchdowns, 4 drops. Edited August 9 by Malfatron Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LAOJoe Posted August 9 Share Posted August 9 The good news about redrafting Jones is that I can FB cheese him now if I keep him. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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TL-TwoWinsAway Posted August 9 Share Posted August 9 Spoiler Gg Orca! Absolutely spanked by those muscle dolphins. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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