ramssuperbowl99 Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 4 minutes ago, MWil23 said: @ET80's current status: We'll put him in our cabinet. Not the group of consultants, we're just going to build a cabinet and shove him in it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dome Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 7 minutes ago, ramssuperbowl99 said: I'd like to emphasize that @Dome is solely here so we can pull the "we don't hate southerners, we have a southerner friend" card, and will have no impact on policy decisions. I’m.... I’m from the Pacific Northwest 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dome Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 1 minute ago, ramssuperbowl99 said: We'll put him in our cabinet. Not the group of consultants, we're just going to build a cabinet and shove him in it. 1) Can I be in charge of the box? 2) do I get a costume? Thinking a gimp suit or something similar would be ideal 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ET80 Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 9 minutes ago, ramssuperbowl99 said: I'd like to emphasize that @Dome is solely here so we can pull the "we don't hate southerners, we have a southerner friend" card, and will have no impact on policy decisions. HE'S FROM PORTLAND YOU NEANDERTHAL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramssuperbowl99 Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 Just now, Dome said: 1) Can I be in charge of the box? 2) do I get a costume? Thinking a gimp suit or something similar would be ideal 1) Yes 2) This is the best idea I've ever heard. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramssuperbowl99 Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 2 minutes ago, Dome said: I’m.... I’m from the Pacific Northwest 1 minute ago, ET80 said: HE'S FROM PORTLAND YOU NEANDERTHAL I have no idea why I thought he was from the south... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ET80 Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 1 minute ago, Dome said: 1) Can I be in charge of the box? Building a cabinet for me will involve a hammer, so it's safe to assume you'll kill yourself in a glorious display of Darwinism. So, get started. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ET80 Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 Just now, ramssuperbowl99 said: I have no idea why I thought he was from the south... ITS BECAUSE YOU'RE RACIST Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dome Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 2 minutes ago, ramssuperbowl99 said: I have no idea why I thought he was from the south... I have a hillbilly drawl so I could pass people have asked me if I’m from the south because of the lazy way I talk (no offense to people in the south) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MWil23 Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 3 minutes ago, ET80 said: ITS BECAUSE YOU'RE RACIST 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramssuperbowl99 Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 Just now, Dome said: I have a hillbilly drawl so I could pass people have asked me if I’m from the south because of the lazy way I talk (no offense to people in the south) I mean also I feel like my initial impression of you involved some story where you were talking about how you got royally hammered in front of your wife's family and were taking your clothes off or something. Which could happen anywhere, but let's be honest, that's the Southern Charm people talk about. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ET80 Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 2 minutes ago, Dome said: people have asked me if I’m from the south because of the lazy way I talk (no offense to people in the south) Likewise, people ask me if I'm from up North because I talk like a pretentious jerk. Turns out, I'm just a pretentious jerk. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dome Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 Just now, ramssuperbowl99 said: I mean also I feel like my initial impression of you involved some story where you were talking about how you got royally hammered in front of your wife's family and were taking your clothes off or something. Which could happen anywhere, but let's be honest, that's the Southern Charm people talk about. I hadn’t eaten all day and had spent the previous 6 hours fighting a house fire and they thought it was a good idea to let me have a ****pile of beer im playing the “hero card” and taking no responsibility the house was a total loss, burned all the way down. I’m not taking responsibility for that either. (****pile is a southern term, I think) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dome Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 2 minutes ago, ET80 said: Likewise, people ask me if I'm from up North because I talk like a pretentious jerk. Turns out, I'm just a pretentious jerk. *uncooperative prick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramssuperbowl99 Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 Just now, Dome said: I hadn’t eaten all day and had spent the previous 6 hours fighting a house fire and they thought it was a good idea to let me have a ****pile of beer im playing the “hero card” and taking no responsibility the house was a total loss, burned all the way down. I’m not taking responsibility for that either. (****pile is a southern term, I think) Oh don't take that as criticism. My 2 thoughts were: 1. That dudes from the sotuh 2. He's fun at parties Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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