Matts4313 Posted October 29, 2018 Share Posted October 29, 2018 1 hour ago, Woz said: They've been mocked and shrunk back into their respective holes. Except for @ET80. He has no shame. I need a vc before I can vote though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woz Posted October 29, 2018 Share Posted October 29, 2018 On 10/26/2018 at 8:12 PM, Longhorns90 said: On 10/18/2018 at 1:07 PM, Dome said: PHASE 2 - Dont Be Fowl! ROUND 1 Chicken Breast vs Turkey Breast Chicken Leg vs Turkey LegChicken Tenderloin vs Chicken Thigh Chicken Wing vs Chicken Burger I literally don't care about the last two matchups. That was obvious based on your completely wrong choices. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woz Posted October 29, 2018 Share Posted October 29, 2018 Just now, Matts4313 said: I need a vc before I can vote though. Kind of thin on the votes (only 11 in total so far), but: IDEAL CUT Matchup #1: Beef Rib = 6 (55%) Beef Brisket = 5 (45%) [so, if you want to make Dome's top smoke, this is probably the one to do it in] Matchup #2: Pork Shoulder = 3 (27%) Pork Belly = 8 (73%) REDEMPTION BRACKET Matchup #1 Beef Short Loin = 10 (91%) Pork Butt et al. = 1 (9%) [@Hockey5djh has yet to answer for his crimes] Matchup #2 Pork Ribs = 10 (91%) Ground Sausage = 1 (9%) [@MWil23 would be called to stand for his crimes, but he's been deemed mentally incompetent] Matchup #3 Pork Tenderloin = 10 (91%) Pork Loin = 1 (9%) [It's a pig, not a cow, so @Longhorns90 doesn't understand] Matchup #4 Beef Sirloin = 7 (64%) Sausage Links = 4 (36%) FOWL BRACKET Matchup #1 Chicken Breast = 6 (55%) Turkey Breast = 5 (45%) [I suppose you could cause a tie here ... but who really cares? Both of these should be wiped off the bracket as soon as possible] Matchup #2 Chicken Leg = 3 (27%) Turkey Leg = 8 (73%) [Renn Faire, ADVANCE!!] Matchup #3 Chicken Tenderloin = 2 (18%) [again, MWil23 and Longhorns90 ... bless their hearts!] Chicken Thing = 9 (82%) Matchup #4 Chicken Wings = 9 (82%) Chicken Burger = 2 (18%) [I have no idea what happened to @ramssuperbowl99 here ... maybe sneezed too hard and too many brain cells fell out on the last question? Oh yeah ... Longhorns90. Again.] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MWil23 Posted October 29, 2018 Share Posted October 29, 2018 Ground sausage is much more versatile and used more in so many various dishes than pork ribs. That’s my rationale. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woz Posted October 29, 2018 Share Posted October 29, 2018 Just now, MWil23 said: Ground sausage is much more versatile and used more in so many various dishes than pork ribs. That’s my rationale. As I said ... bless his heart! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramssuperbowl99 Posted October 29, 2018 Share Posted October 29, 2018 6 minutes ago, Woz said: Matchup #4 Chicken Wings = 9 (82%) Chicken Burger = 2 (18%) [I have no idea what happened to @ramssuperbowl99 here ... maybe sneezed too hard and too many brain cells fell out on the last question? Oh yeah ... Longhorns90. Again.] ****in @ me 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woz Posted October 29, 2018 Share Posted October 29, 2018 @ramssuperbowl99 - you're completely right about wings. Of course, chicken burgers have absolutely zero flavor unless dunked in the same sauce, can get the same sauce on your face, and you feel disappointed after eating it. At least with wings you can share with your friends while out at a bar, watching the game. No one wants to share your lameass chicken burger. So you eat it by yourself, silently crying inside. Consider yourself ****in @'ed 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MWil23 Posted October 29, 2018 Share Posted October 29, 2018 1 hour ago, Woz said: As I said ... bless his heart! Enjoy your mostly bone and cartilaginous flavored meat since 90% of people can’t even make them properly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matts4313 Posted October 30, 2018 Share Posted October 30, 2018 Well I am going Brisket. 1. Its better. 2. I am from Texas. 3. Burnt ends are better than sex. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dome Posted October 30, 2018 Author Share Posted October 30, 2018 38 minutes ago, Matts4313 said: 3. Burnt ends are better than sex. Is this what the ladies have told you? You should see a doctor, they can get ya a pill fix that problem right up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matts4313 Posted October 30, 2018 Share Posted October 30, 2018 11 minutes ago, Dome said: Is this what the ladies have told you? You should see a doctor, they can get ya a pill fix that problem right up I am pretty sure you are interpreting that ackbassward. Good sex can be done within 30 minutes and is free. Neither of those apply to burnt ends. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dome Posted October 30, 2018 Author Share Posted October 30, 2018 1 minute ago, Matts4313 said: I am pretty sure you are interpreting that ackbassward. Good sex can be done within 30 minutes and is free. Neither of those apply to burnt ends. What are you even talking about tho. This is a nonsense reply. Your drinking again, just like dad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonu62882 Posted October 30, 2018 Share Posted October 30, 2018 4 hours ago, ramssuperbowl99 said: ****in @ me Did you vote ribs by any chance? 'Cause you could say the same thing about them... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ET80 Posted October 30, 2018 Share Posted October 30, 2018 14 hours ago, ramssuperbowl99 said: ****in @ me Everything about you is horrible and you should be ashamed of yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramssuperbowl99 Posted October 30, 2018 Share Posted October 30, 2018 16 hours ago, Woz said: @ramssuperbowl99 - you're completely right about wings. Of course, chicken burgers have absolutely zero flavor unless dunked in the same sauce, can get the same sauce on your face, and you feel disappointed after eating it. At least with wings you can share with your friends while out at a bar, watching the game. No one wants to share your lameass chicken burger. So you eat it by yourself, silently crying inside. Consider yourself ****in @'ed Are we saying a chicken burger is just a ground, grilled chicken similar to a cheeseburger? I interpreted that the chicken burger would also include the chicken sandwich. And a fried chicken sandwhich that may also include buffalo or other spicy or a billion other options is amazing. If it's the literal ground, grilled chicken patty take, then change my vote to abstain/Gary Johnson tbh. I refuse to vote for wings on principle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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