Dome Posted June 7, 2019 Author Share Posted June 7, 2019 “My name is Cornelius Sherman Longley!!!” The man walked in smelling of corn chips, “but my friends call me the Frito Bandito!” “I’m a cat behavior consultant! A feline fixer! A ***** professional!” Mr Longley took a seat at the poker table. Welcome @Forge 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Dome Posted June 7, 2019 Author Share Posted June 7, 2019 (edited) An odd man in a ski mask entered. ”I’m Bed-Eye Dildo! Wait. No. I’m Dead-Eye Bilbo! That’s what I meant!” The man seemed flustered. “That’s right! Dildo’s the name, bank robbing’s the game! Wait. Did I say Dildo again? What I meant was Bilbo. It’s Bilbo.” He headed upstairs to the ladies, “Mr Dildo is on his way ladies!!! NO! Damn it! Mr Bilbo! Bilbo!” Welcome @The Orca Edited June 7, 2019 by Dome 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matts4313 Posted June 7, 2019 Share Posted June 7, 2019 @Dome Did you get my new PM? I want to be: Professor Plum With the candlestick At the poker table drinking beer. (dont change me) (or do) (or randomize it) (or do nothing) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dome Posted June 7, 2019 Author Share Posted June 7, 2019 Buford Tannen stood up and removed his disguise! ”GREAT SCOTT, MARTY! GREAT SCOTT!” Buford frowned and thought.... “no, that’s not right. It’s the other one.” @Matts4313 has revealed himself to actually be Christopher Lloyd as Professor Plum! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dome Posted June 7, 2019 Author Share Posted June 7, 2019 Hoping for 20+ entries, feel free to invite everyone. Should be a fun game for newbies too. Tonight around midnight EST I’ll send out roles regardless of how many we have. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dome Posted June 7, 2019 Author Share Posted June 7, 2019 (edited) An evil looking man that reeked of whiskey walked in with a bottle under his arm. ”Fill ‘er up.” He slammed the bottle of brown liquor onto the counter. ”But sir, you’re already full!” Old Man Dome laughed. ”Oh.” Cannon Bell lifted the bottle to his lips and drank the whole thing. *glug glug glug* The whole saloon stared at him, wide eyed. He got his refill and headed outside. Welcome @Pickle Rick Edited June 7, 2019 by Dome 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pickle Rick Posted June 7, 2019 Share Posted June 7, 2019 1 hour ago, Dome said: An evil looking man that reeked of whiskey walked in with a bottle under his arm. ”Fill ‘er up.” He slammed the bottle of brown liquor onto the counter. ”But sir, you’re already full!” Old Man Dome laughed. ”Oh.” Cannon Bell lifted the bottle to his lips and drank the whole thing. *glug glug glug* The whole saloon stared at him, wide eyed. He got his refill and headed outside. Welcome @Pickle Rick 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dome Posted June 7, 2019 Author Share Posted June 7, 2019 (edited) A narcissistic man with a peg leg and eyepatch hobbled in... *clop, clop, clop* ”Ahoy mateys! Ye land lubbers can call me SwAg the red beard!” Someone whispered “Isn’t that supposed to be next game? This isn’t pirate mafia!” ”FOOLED YA!” The pirate shouted and ripped off his disguise! He felt his holster for his weapon, then sat down at the poker table without saying another word. Welcome, @SwAg Edited June 8, 2019 by Dome 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwAg Posted June 7, 2019 Share Posted June 7, 2019 I remember writing that. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Matts4313 Posted June 7, 2019 Share Posted June 7, 2019 6 minutes ago, Forge said: Willy Wonka isnt a Cowboy. This is a lie. Lynch all liars. Forge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forge Posted June 7, 2019 Share Posted June 7, 2019 1 minute ago, Matts4313 said: Willy Wonka isnt a Cowboy. This is a lie. Lynch all liars. Forge 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dome Posted June 7, 2019 Author Share Posted June 7, 2019 6 hours ago, ET80 said: And now, I do the dance of my people... to cause great pain and suffering to all of my enemies... Why can’t I break eye contact?! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Orca Posted June 7, 2019 Share Posted June 7, 2019 53 minutes ago, Matts4313 said: Willy Wonka isnt a Cowboy. This is a lie. Lynch all liars. Forge Matts 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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