Malfatron Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 9 hours ago, Dome said: Another man walked in “Howdy pardner! Name's Pierre "Big Gunz" McGillicuddy. I'm a drifter, of sorts, just rolled into town from Sioux City. Now, despite my namesake, I will indeed be takin ya up on that offer of a "rental" weapon. I reckon a Sioux City Sarsaparilla would make me feel right at home...but if you're all sold out I guess I'll take a water. Driftin’s a lonely road, so I'd sure love to saunter on upstairs to the ladies, if you'll oblige me.” When Pierre finally took a breath Old Man Dome butted in “Okay! I got it I got it I got it! Please stop.” Welcome @James @James A man of your legendary prowess drinking ******* rain! It's like a lion eating houmous. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malfatron Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 9 minutes ago, rackcs said: Keep drinking your piss water. Another glass of whiskey sir! eh, if i wanted to get pissed on whisky i would. no sir. since you asked, im on a bit of an hero quest. My aim? To conquer the Golden Mile - 12 pubs along the legendary path of alcoholic indulgence. First is the Domes Saloon, then comes the Familiar Touch, The Pickled Orca, the Swag Bag, the Squires and Knights, the Counselors Den, the KOTN Mouth Kings, the Elite Texans, Forges Fire, the Wozoo, the Nacho Killers, all before reaching our destiny - The Dirty Malfs 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dome Posted June 8, 2019 Author Share Posted June 8, 2019 All roles are out! Devastated about the loss of Old Man Dome, his most trusty bartender hung up his apron, and walked out. The group stared, stricken with grief for the loss of their most recent supplier of free booze. There was a long moment of silence before someone yelled. "LET'S GET TO SHOOTING ****!!!!!" "BARKEEP'S GONE! ROLL THEM KEGS DOWN HERE!" Drinking Phase 1 has begun. We'll move on to the first Duel when all players have PM'd me the name of the first two players they'd like to see Duel! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malfatron Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 Bed Eye vs John Marston seems like a jolly good fight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malfatron Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 i propose that we vote in here publically before sending em in all private like as you blokes would say Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matts4313 Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 4 minutes ago, Malfatron said: Bed Eye vs John Marston seems like a jolly good fight fite me irl (but really just in the game) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matts4313 Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 47 minutes ago, Matts4313 said: Thats my understanding. Here are the ones I would like to see: @Woz v @ET80 @Pickle Rick v @The Orca @SwAg v @rackcs Me vs @Malfatron or @theuntouchable I think the twins would be a fun match up. But thats maybe because I just want to see them kill eachother. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malfatron Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 1 minute ago, Matts4313 said: fite me irl (but really just in the game) I think you bit off more than you can chew mate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rackcs Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 13 minutes ago, Matts4313 said: I think the twins would be a fun match up. But thats maybe because I just want to see them kill eachother. That's definitely one that interests me as well just because I think it'd be funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mission27 Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 1 hour ago, Matts4313 said: If Mission is in I want to smug battle him. Its were we describe in pictures our sexual conquest to see who is the superior Or we chug moonshine until one of us dies. I’m not really concerned Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mission27 Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 If there are three things mission knows its smugness sexual conquest and borderline alcoholism Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoundrel Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 29 minutes ago, mission27 said: If there are three things mission knows its smugness sexual conquest and borderline alcoholism And what it feels like to ride Matt Barkley 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 1 hour ago, Malfatron said: @James A man of your legendary prowess drinking ******* rain! It's like a lion eating houmous. My good sir! Salutations! Tales of my consumption of scamper juice are well-known around the lands, however, in my age, a drunken dusk has me studyin to be a half-wit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoundrel Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 Love Drawing Poultry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malfatron Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 11 minutes ago, Counselor said: Love Drawing Poultry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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