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4 minutes ago, The Orca said:

I drank sixteen doubles for the price of one
Trying to find the courage to talk to one
I asked her for a dance
Not a second glance
My night had just begun


Well I drink to the father and the holy ghost
I'm kneeling at the alter of my nightly post
So I'll raise a glass, not the first nor last
Come join me in this toast


Because the old black rum's got a hold on me
Like a dog wrapped round my leg
And the old black rum's got a hold on me
Will I live for another day?
Hey, Will I live for another day?


Well the queen of George street just went walking on by
Walking on by with some guy who don't care
That she stood in line
Since half past nine
And spent three hours on her hair (On her hair!)


Well her friend is looking at me with an evil grin
I think the bloody racket might soon begin
I must have said some thing
To the George street queen
The boys are joining in!


Because the old black rum's got a hold on me
Like a dog wrapped round my leg
And the old black rum's got a hold on me
Will I live for another day?
Hey, Will I live for another day?


So I drank all of my money
And I slept out in the rain
Everyday is different but the nights they're all the same
You never see the sun on the old black rum
But I know I'm gonna do it again!

1 of us isn't town imo 
Because the old black rum's got a hold on me
Like a dog wrapped round my leg
And the old black rum's got a hold on me
Will I live for another day?
Hey, Will I live for another day?

Shut up

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<night PMs going out now>

"YOU'RE ALL BIGOTS!" @Counselor stood at the end of the plank. "You all pretend not to want me, ha ha funny joke, but the joke went too far!"

"JUMP FOR YOUR SINS!"

"DIE TRAITOR!"

"JUMP YOU LADYBOY!"

Wet Willie took his final breath and jumped.

The crowd cheered! @ET80 jumped up and down with glee! One mutineer dead! Hurray!

Unfortunately ET-matey got a little too close to the railing, someone hip-checked him and he slipped in some freshly extracted coconut juice! Right overboard he went!

It was the wee hours of the morning and the crew finally went to sleep, they figured two men overboard was enough for one night. Just as they all had fallen asleep a shortened scream woke them up!

"ARG-!" 

The crew jumped to their feet just in time to see one figure dragging another out the door onto the main deck! By the time they'd all gotten outside the two figures had vanished. 

The men decided it would be best to get back to sleep, they could investigate when sober, so back to sleep they went. In the morning they woke up at first light. Now that they were sober they figured they could properly identify the bodies that had floated to the surface! They grabbed a telescope and scanned the seas!

 

Wet Willie  is DEAD @Counselor

ET-matey is DEAD @ET80

Daboyle Two Fiddy is MISSING @daboyle250

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