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Prequel to World War III Mafia: Night 5 (Send Yerr PMs!)


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10 minutes ago, Malfatron said:
  1 hour ago, Malfatron said:
1 hour ago, Forge said:

My pm states that I would call a rally and end night early. 

oh boy.......

1 hour ago, Forge said:

But again, it clearly didn't role block everyone. 

not Hilary.

 

1 hour ago, Malfatron said:

figured you think that because you are voting me :)

im not, but i sure am having fun.

i feel like the gamesolving is coming easier this game. old malf is back!

 

59 minutes ago, Forge said:

Counseforatron? 

 

58 minutes ago, Malfatron said:

im down if counselor is.

 

 

51 minutes ago, Counselor said:

 

Heck why not. I have no friends. 

48 minutes ago, Dome said:

Malf you’ve gone quiet on the forge front 

 

45 minutes ago, Malfatron said:

lol, i want to see who brings up the most important part of this whole thing.

my eyes glaze over at the verbiage stuff.

i will mention it tomorrow if nobody else does

once i read "rally" i was going to slowplay a bit more, at least to get more of a read on counselor

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1 hour ago, Forge said:

Except it didn't. What I said was that I assumed at the time that it was a mass roleblock. It clearly wasn't because people died. So mass roleblock does seem somewhat disingenuous now. It clearly didn't role block everyone, for whatever reason. My pm states that I would call a rally and end night early. I assumed that this meant a mass role block. But again, it clearly didn't role block everyone. 

 

 

6 hours ago, SwAg said:

Night 1:

As everyone departed for their evening lodgings, likely funded by some dark money lobbyist group that is exerting undue and unprecedented influence over policy, the crowd is greeted by a sudden flashmob freakshow akin to watching all of the creatures from The Hills Have Eyes wander to their favorite Walmart.  What could prompt such a commotion and scene?  Before anyone could voice their wonder, they received their answer as a platform slowly materialized and rose in the middle of the mob.  There stood The Head Honcho.

Wow, such an amazing crowd.  Such a huge crowd.  You know, there are so many of you, so, so many of you very fine people.  You know, they told me that we could only have 10,000 people in here, but people are telling me we have 40,000 here.  Can you believe it?  I can't believe it.  But you better believe it.  It's almost as unbelievable as our great, great progress on The Wall.  And come on, who is going to foot the bill?  

MEXICO!

Who is going to pay for The Wall?!

MEXICO!

Yeah, actually, I had to take some money from veteran healthcare programs, military funding, and disaster relief fund, but Mexico is going to reimburse us.  Believe me, they're going to pay us back in tariffs.  That's how I'm canceling the deficit.  Some people say the deficit isn't a bad thing, you know, economists, and stuff.  But you know they're not the real experts, I'm the expert that those experts go to from time-to-time.  They say if you want to talk about this so much why don't you learn something about it.  But bills, you know the House passed a bill, and that reminded me that Bill Clinton is basically Bill Cosby.  And you may not know this, not many people know this, but Healery doesn't have the stamina.  She's frail.  Like Sleepy Boe Biden.  What?  Oh, they say I can't say Boe because he's dead, brain cancer.  Sad.  Sad that people like him like that loser Ron McCain.  Why do people like him?  Because he was captured?  I like people who weren't captured.  Like that Baghdadi guy.  He wasn't captured.  Great guy, he was a dog person, really liked dogs.

This type of incoherent rambling goes on for an extended period of time, which continuously draws jeers and cheers from those in attendance, who are truly the dumbest people to ever inconvenience the planet with their mere existence.  Then a kerfuffle broke out in the back as a small protest broke out.

WE GOT US A COLORED ONE HERE BOYS! GIRLS!  NOT THEM!

**** YOUR GENDER PRONOUNS!

UNLIKE YOU SNOWFLAKES WE ARE NOT SO EASILY TRIGGERED.

Matts simply held up a box of Gillette razors, and the crowd began to screech and wail.

Get those sons of ******* outta here, and rough em up, I'll pay your legal bills!

At this, the protestor was escorted away, ET80 acted completely independently of everything the deranged lunatic likely suffering from several cognitive diseases or disorders had just said and decided to attack matts all on his own free will!  ET80 dove in for a punch, which landed, but matts pulled out pepper spray, gave him a full blast in the face, and kicked him in the junk.  Incensed, ET lunged forward and grabbed ahold of matts, and began using his big *** head to ram matts skull repeatedly.  After matts stopped move, ET tossed the limp body aside, which was promptly run over by an edgelord who has places to be so, they just run over protestors.

Matts is dead.  He was Evanka, Sorta Evil but we need a Good Team for this to be Mafia-Aligned.

Nooooo.  You were all that was keeping them from getting me!  No!  Please! No!  I can be useful!  I'm a good little globalist cucklord.  Please!  Have mercy!

The crowd soon engulfed Daboyle and beat him to death, as they do to all beta globalist cucks (and visible minorities).

Daboyle is dead.  He was Jerod, Sorta Evil but we need a Good Team for this to be Mafia-Aligned.

After all this commotion, everyone decided to simply reconvene for the next day.

@Matts4313, @daboyle250

@Dome may talk again.

It is now Day 2!

this rally @Counselor

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