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STAR WARS Mafia (Galactic Empire, Lando Calrissian wins!)


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24 minutes ago, Daniel said:

Buy teal droid.

You buy the teal colored droid from the Jawas with your credits. You motion it to follow you so you can appraise what you've bought. However, it instead extends a buzz-saw from his chassis and begins chasing you! You're too busy running for your life to vote today (you are now vote-blocked). Hopefully it will run out of batteries by the day's end... you scowl at the Jawa but it just begins to laugh, and points to a sign that says "no refunds, no returns".

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Just now, Blue said:

buy silver droid

You buy the silver colored droid from the Jawas with your credits. You motion it to follow you so you can appraise what you've bought, but it doesn't budge. You approach it and take a closer look, and notice it isn't a droid at all, but rather a trash can wrapped with Christmas lights with some tubes glued on. Furious, you approach the Jawa swindler and demand a refund. The Jawa and its comrades pull out their blasters, then motions his head towards a sign that says "no refunds, no returns". You back off, unable to fight the Jawas on your own.

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