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9 hours ago, Malfatron said:

Submit moves tonight @Pickle Rick 

You got this

*The voice of Morgan Freeman booms overhead*

"He did not in fact, got this."

 

A nearby wildfire is forcing you to evacuate. You have time to grab just one thing from your remote cabin before heading deeper into the wilderness. What do you take?

  1. A $600 custom forged axe

  2. A $20 water filtering “LifeStraw™” (not a sponsor)

  3. A wool blanket passed down in your family since the 1850s

  4. A $40 survival knife with a compass and some paracord in the handle

 

There is a young wolverine picking game out of your traps at night. What improvised weapon would you approach it with?

  1. A washed up fishing net, if you can get it tangled up it will be easy to bash over the head.

  2. An accurate longbow, to keep your distance 

  3. A sturdy spear, to defend against the charging beast 

  4. A 7” razor sharp piece of flint, one end in wrapped in leather

 

You’re in line at Walmart and some guy in a camo wife-beater holding a case of Bud Light Lime cuts in line. You politely get his attention. “Sir, I think the line actually starts back there.” The man begins to draw a weapon from his waistband but you knock him down with your cart. What happens next?

  1. You pull the duct tape from your cart and secure him to the top of the cart like a trophy deer.

  2. You pull the trash bags out of your cart and use them to suffocate the threat.

  3. You pull the bleach out of your cart and splash it in his face to disorient him

  4. You pull the shovel out of your cart and bash him over the head with it.

 

 @Pickle Rick please submit your guesses

 

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@Pickle Rick and @Malfatron guessed one question each!

 

 

You need to cross a knee deep but very swift river. What way do you choose?

  1. Hopping from rock to rock, hopefully they aren’t slick or wobbly.

  2. Crossing on a downed tree, it’s slick but sturdy.

  3. Just going to wade across, making sure each foot is secure before the next step

  4. Rope swing, there are some soft shrubs on the other side to land in.

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@Pickle Rick to remain in the competition, you must successfully guess how @Malfatron answered.

 

You need to cross a knee deep but very swift river. What way do you choose?

  1. Hopping from rock to rock, hopefully they aren’t slick or wobbly.

  2. Crossing on a downed tree, it’s slick but sturdy.

  3. Just going to wade across, making sure each foot is secure before the next step

  4. Rope swing, there are some soft shrubs on the other side to land in.

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4 minutes ago, Dome said:

@Pickle Rick to remain in the competition, you must successfully guess how @Malfatron answered.

 

You need to cross a knee deep but very swift river. What way do you choose?

  1. Hopping from rock to rock, hopefully they aren’t slick or wobbly.

  2. Crossing on a downed tree, it’s slick but sturdy.

  3. Just going to wade across, making sure each foot is secure before the next step

  4. Rope swing, there are some soft shrubs on the other side to land in.

I pm'd you already.  

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@Malfatron wins the loser's bracket.

he will face @The Orca

 

@The Orca if you win this round you take 1st and can save one other player

@Malfatron if you win the next 2 rounds, you take 1st and can save one other player.

 

 

During a cross-country snowshoeing trip you duck into a cave during a moment of extreme winds. Minutes later a large grizzly bear enters, blocking your only exit. It’s only about 15 feet from you before you process what is happening. What is your initial reaction?

  1. Charge the bear, empty handed but screaming ferociously
     
  2. Hardly move, prepare your large hunting knife and spotlight
     
  3. Throw a rock to startle the bear without alerting it to your presence, then attempt to sprint out of the cave without it seeing you
     
  4. Go deeper into the cave through a long narrow passage, too small for the bear but also too small for your backpack, you can take your large hunting knife and spotlight

 

You’ve got the entire week off to build and live in a primitive shelter at your apocalypse bug-out location in the cold wet woods. You need to practice for what you’ll do when the robots turn on us. What’s your game plan?

  1. Gathering pine poles and boughs for several small lean-tos in desirable locations. Leftover money spent on four large bags of jerky, two party sized bags of chips, and a couple sleeves of your favorite cookies... as well as three sixers of your choosing, an ice chest and a very nice hammock. Don’t need a game plan when you don’t really give a ****
     
  2. Buying a tuff shed you can assemble in the woods for a ready to go cabin totally safe from the wind and rain. No left over money for supplies but you stopped at Mickey D’s for a Big Mac Meal and McChicken sandwich only on the way out of the Lowes parking lot.
     
  3. Buying a canvas tent for a semi-permanent structure. Extra money goes for a small air mattress and extra firewood as well as a fishing pole and a pellet gun plus a **** ton of bottled water.
     
  4. You’ve got a tarp, sleeping bag and a bunch of throwing knives in a backpack and you’re confident that qualifies as a game plan. Extra money spent on a nice cot, 100’ of climbing rope, a slingshot, blowtorch, a couple dozen MREs, a 1911 replica airsoft pistol and Military Grade Radio Headset with nobody listening on the other end.

 

A nearby wildfire is forcing you to evacuate. You have time to grab just one thing from your remote cabin before heading deeper into the wilderness. What do you take?

  1. A $600 custom forged axe
     
  2. A $20 water filtering “LifeStraw™” (not a sponsor)
     
  3. A wool blanket passed down in your family since the 1850s
     
  4. A $40 survival knife with a compass and some paracord in the handle

 

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12 hours ago, Daboyle said:

This comp took forever lmao

In a survival scenario it is very important to take your time and do things right.

a mistake can be deadly.

(I almost misspelled deadly, how ironic would that have been?)

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1 hour ago, Dome said:

@Nazgul has been eliminated after failing to have any game related communications for almost 2 months. Naz has abandoned us.

 

  1. @Whicker
  2. @Daboyle
  3. @bcb1213
  4. @Tk3
  5. @Pickle Rick
  6. @gopherwrestler

 

One of you is going to be sent to purgatory, unless @The Orca decides to save you.

Orca, please save someone before 10pm EST tonight.

Can we place bets on who he chooses?

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  1. @Whicker
  2. @Daboyle
  3. @bcb1213
  4. @Tk3
  5. @gopherwrestler

 

Survival Elimination Number Six

NO DISCUSSION AMONGST THE COMPETITORS IS ALLOWED

Submissions due by the end of the Super Bowl

 

Do you remember when the old FootballsFuture website was going to be deleted and there was a rush on the server to collect, archive and carefully save relics of the past before they disappeared forever? Me either.

All that said, if things had gone down that I would have remembered and you might have too.

The rules of this competition are incredibly simple. You need to archive 5 messages from Twitter.com before society crumbles. We cannot risk losing the history, legends and accomplishments that have been made on the backs of a million blue checkmarks.

 

"Tweet" Rules

Each Tweet must be made by a "Verified" user, meaning they have a blue check mark next to their name.

Each Tweet must have been made before January 1st, 2022

Each Tweet must not contain any illegal, pornographic or otherwise offensive material.

 

Tweet Topics

Tweet One: Select a Tweet that best demonstrates what should be the core values of the society that will be built after the collapse of humanity following the closing of Twitter.

Tweet Two: Select a Tweet that best demonstrates the tools, supplies or materials that are going to be most important to our new society.

Tweet Three: Select a Tweet that inspires humanity to achieve technological advances to the highest of their abilities, and will inspire generations them after them to do the same.

Tweet Four: Select a Tweet that will support cultural growth, demonstrate its importance, and help reconnect members of the new society to the past lives of their ancestors.

Tweet Five: Select a Tweet that references the most important moment or period in human history.

 

Scoring

Three independent reviewers are going to be looking over your submissions and voting on which competitor they think archived the Tweets that will hold the least amount of value from a historical, cultural and survival aspect. That competitor will be sent to Purgatory. If all three reviewers pick different competitors, the three losers will play a trivia game to determine the loser.

 

Submissions due by the end of the Super Bowl

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