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1 hour ago, TL-TwoWinsAway said:

100 offensive aggressiveness and 10 FGs... why does that sound like such an awesome idea?

Down by 3, 2 minutes left in the 4th quarter, Pittson goes for the punt inside the 20, curious decision by the coach.

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The only logical power ranking metric is a combination of strength and efficiency

Longest Punt × Punts inside 20

1a. Burlington Sock Puppets - 1104

1b. Scranton Papermakers - 1104

3a. Richmond Flying Squirrels - 1071

3b. Freiburg Venom - 1071

5. Tacoma Thunder - 1037

6. Rio de Janeiro Pirates - 994

7a. Reykjavík Direwolves - 938

7b. Norway Knights - 938

9. Pittston Waste Walruses - 910

10. Phoenix Rattlers - 858

11. New Zealand Blobfish - 832

12. Anchorage Moose - 828

13a. Indianapolis Predators - 804

13b. Egypt Starfalls - 804

15. Lancaster Fighting Amish - 759

16. Little Rock Uni Royals - 737

17. Cox's Bazar Freedom Fighters - 704

18.  Hanoi Viet Kongs - 670

19. Antarctica Penguin Poppers - 560

20. Nassau Sea Wolves - 456

 

 

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Just now, Malfatron said:

The only logical power ranking metric is a combination of strength and efficiency

Longest Punt × Punts inside 20

1a. Burlington Sock Puppets - 1104

1b. Scranton Papermakers - 1104

3a. Richmond Flying Squirrels - 1071

3b. Freiburg Venom - 1071

5. Tacoma Thunder - 1037

6. Rio de Janeiro Pirates - 994

7a. Reykjavík Direwolves - 938

7b. Norway Knights - 938

9. Pittston Waste Walruses - 910

10. Phoenix Rattlers - 858

11. New Zealand Blobfish - 832

12. Anchorage Moose - 828

13a. Indianapolis Predators - 804

13b. Egypt Starfalls - 804

15. Lancaster Fighting Amish - 759

16. Little Rock Uni Royals - 737

17. Cox's Bazar Freedom Fighters - 704

18.  Hanoi Viet Kongs - 670

19. Antarctica Penguin Poppers - 560

20. Nassau Sea Wolves - 456

 

 

Week 8 predictions based on this metric

WEEK 8 (Thu, April 7)
Lancaster Fighting Amish @ Hanoi Viet Kongs
Antarctica Penguin Poppers @ Rio de Janeiro Pirates
Norway Knights @ Cox's Bazar Freedom Fighters
Little Rock Uni Royals @ Phoenix Rattlers
Richmond Flying Squirrels @ Scranton Papermakers
Reykjavík Direwolves @ Tacoma Thunder
Indianapolis Predators @ Pittston Waste Walruses
Nassau Sea Wolves @ Egypt Starfalls
New Zealand Blobfish @ Freiburg Venom
Anchorage Moose @ Burlington Sock Puppets

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14 minutes ago, Malfatron said:

Week 8 predictions based on this metric

WEEK 8 (Thu, April 7)
Lancaster Fighting Amish @ Hanoi Viet Kongs
Antarctica Penguin Poppers @ Rio de Janeiro Pirates
Norway Knights @ Cox's Bazar Freedom Fighters
Little Rock Uni Royals @ Phoenix Rattlers
Richmond Flying Squirrels @ Scranton Papermakers
Reykjavík Direwolves @ Tacoma Thunder
Indianapolis Predators @ Pittston Waste Walruses
Nassau Sea Wolves @ Egypt Starfalls
New Zealand Blobfish @ Freiburg Venom
Anchorage Moose @ Burlington Sock Puppets

Trey Lance over Burrows? Risky 

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39 minutes ago, Malfatron said:

The only logical power ranking metric is a combination of strength and efficiency

Longest Punt × Punts inside 20

1a. Burlington Sock Puppets - 1104

1b. Scranton Papermakers - 1104

3a. Richmond Flying Squirrels - 1071

3b. Freiburg Venom - 1071

5. Tacoma Thunder - 1037

6. Rio de Janeiro Pirates - 994

7a. Reykjavík Direwolves - 938

7b. Norway Knights - 938

9. Pittston Waste Walruses - 910

10. Phoenix Rattlers - 858

11. New Zealand Blobfish - 832

12. Anchorage Moose - 828

13a. Indianapolis Predators - 804

13b. Egypt Starfalls - 804

15. Lancaster Fighting Amish - 759

16. Little Rock Uni Royals - 737

17. Cox's Bazar Freedom Fighters - 704

18.  Hanoi Viet Kongs - 670

19. Antarctica Penguin Poppers - 560

20. Nassau Sea Wolves - 456

 

 

Knew I was the worst 6-1 team of all time

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Almost halfway there

Team PWNY Wins Loss Win % Net PF PA OR DR
Richmond Flying Squirrels 12.968 6 1 0.857 53 221 168 1 8
Freiburg Venom 12.938 5 2 0.714 45 189 144 6 1
Rio de Janeiro Pirates 11.678 5 2 0.714 33 193 160 2 5
Little Rock Uni Royals 11.302 6 1 0.857 29 190 161 4 6
Indianapolis Predators 10.971 4 3 0.571 26 190 164 4 7
Norway Knights 10.098 4 3 0.571 16 166 150 12 2
Hanoi Viet Kongs 9.234 3 4 0.429 11 193 182 2 16
Pittston Waste Walruses 8.721 4 3 0.571 6 179 173 8 10
Reykjavík Direwolves 8.468 5 2 0.714 4 183 179 7 13
Burlington Sock Puppets 8.396 2.5 4.5 0.357 3 162 159 15 4
Scranton Papermakers 7.638 4 3 0.571 -3 174 177 10 12
Egypt Starfalls 6.629 3 4 0.429 -11 163 174 13 11
Phoenix Rattlers 6.553 3 4 0.429 -12 168 180 11 14
Cox's Bazar Freedom Fighters 6.209 2 5 0.286 -14 156 170 18 9
Nassau Sea Wolves 5.835 2 5 0.286 -18 163 181 13 15
New Zealand Blobfish 5.795 4.5 2.5 0.643 -16 142 158 20 3
Tacoma Thunder 4.961 3 4 0.429 -29 178 207 9 20
Lancaster Fighting Amish 4.537 2 5 0.286 -30 157 187 17 17
Antarctica Penguin Poppers 3.235 1 6 0.143 -47 159 206 16 19
Anchorage Moose 3.057 1 6 0.143 -46 147 193 19 18

 

The pwnys haven't super separated yet, but we have 5 teams that are in the top 8 of both offense and defense. Feels like a small group may be emerging

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