LAOJoe Posted May 16, 2023 Share Posted May 16, 2023 21 minutes ago, Scoundrel said: Can someone spoiler hide the playoff matchups for me please? Thanks Spoiler Cheesy 4. Little Rock Uni Royals (9-7) 1. Rio de Janeiro Pirates (11-4-1) 3. Reykjavík Direwolves (10-6) 2. Anchorage Amphibians (10-6) SALSA 4. Greenland Polar Bears (10-6) 1. Wattsville Waste Walruses (12-4) 3. Phoenix Rubber Ducks (11-5) 2. New Zealand Blobfish (11-5) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuskieTitan Posted May 16, 2023 Share Posted May 16, 2023 4 hours ago, Daboyle said: gg ruskie Gg, think that's my first tie. That 3rd and goal from the 1 and we threw it... at least didn't get picked, but wish we'd just hand it off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glen Posted May 16, 2023 Share Posted May 16, 2023 We did it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingram Posted May 16, 2023 Share Posted May 16, 2023 9 hours ago, LAOJoe said: Wow. A certain team lost because they didn't go for it on 4th and 1 and kicked a FG to go down 1. Yeah. That was brutal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingram Posted May 16, 2023 Share Posted May 16, 2023 Wow. I would’ve been the 1 seed too. I’m not sure how you kick the FG on 4th and 1 there. That’s brutal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TL-TwoWinsAway Posted May 16, 2023 Share Posted May 16, 2023 13 minutes ago, Kingram said: Wow. I would’ve been the 1 seed too. I’m not sure how you kick the FG on 4th and 1 there. That’s brutal. We also partook in short-yardage, late-game FG shenanigans: Current score is Wattsville Waste Walruses 16, Greenland Polar Bears 23. Q4, 9:35, 1st & 10 on the GRE 13: Kyler Murray checks the ball down and completes to Darren Waller for 5 yards. Tackle made by Bradley Chubb. Q4, 9:12, 2nd & 5 on the GRE 8: Aaron Jones rushes up the middle for a gain of 4 yards. Tackle made by Kayvon Thibodeaux. Q4, 8:56, 3rd & 1 on the GRE 4: Kyler Murray throws incomplete to the endzone. Derwin James on the coverage.Q4, 8:50, 4th & 1 on the GRE 4: Justin Tucker's field goal attempt good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheKillerNacho Posted May 16, 2023 Author Share Posted May 16, 2023 Someone want to handle all Star voting? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TL-TwoWinsAway Posted May 16, 2023 Share Posted May 16, 2023 7 minutes ago, TheKillerNacho said: Someone want to handle all Star voting? I defer to a vet, but will happily do it if no one else wants it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoundrel Posted May 16, 2023 Share Posted May 16, 2023 6 minutes ago, TL-TwoWinsAway said: I defer to a vet, but will happily do it if no one else wants it. I defer to you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TL-TwoWinsAway Posted May 16, 2023 Share Posted May 16, 2023 (edited) Welcome to the S25 NSFL Awards! The 16 miserable weeks of S25 torture at the imaginary hands of RNGesus have come to an end, which means it's time for the (irrelevant) S25 Awards. Below are the names of this season's award winners. THE ELLIOTT SPENCER AWARD(Awarded at the end of each regular season to the player that scored the most points during that season.) S24 Winner: Josh Allen, QB, Little Rock Uni Royals - 222 Points Scored The S25 Elliott Spencer Award winner is... Josh Allen, QB, Little Rock Uni Royals 210 Points Scored THE BIG GAINZ AWARD(Awarded at the end of each regular season to the player that amassed the most overall yards during that season.) S24 Winner: Lamar Jackson, QB, Reykjavik Direwolves - 5,143 Yards Gained The S25 Big Gainz Award winner is... Lamar Jackson, QB, Reykjavik Direwolves 4,875 Yards Gained THE STACK OF JACKS AWARD(Awarded at the end of each regular season to the player that amassed the most pancakes during that season.) S24 Winner: Taylor Lewan, OT, Indianapolis Predators - 32 Pancakes The S25 Stack of Jacks Award winner is... Tristan Wirfs, OT, Phoenix Rubber Ducks 33 Pancakes (Honorable Mention: Orlando Brown Jr., who also finished with 33 pancakes. The winner was selected at random.) THE LUNCH LADY AWARD(Awarded at the end of each regular season to the player that amassed the most sacks during that season.) S24 Winner: T.J. Watt, EDGE, Pittston Waste Walruses - 12 Sacks The S25 Lunch Lady Award winner is... Nick Bosa, EDGE, Anchorage Amphibians 10 Sacks THE TERRIBLE TURKEY AWARD(Awarded at the end of each regular season to the player that amassed the most stuffs during that season.) S24 Winner: Vita Vea, NT, Little Rock Uni Royals - 22 Stuffs The S25 Terrible Turkey Award winner is... Jordan Hicks, LB, Bowling Green Bighorns 24 Stuffs THE BED BATH & BEYOND AWARD(Awarded at the end of each regular season to the player that amassed the most coverages during that season.) S24 Winner: Marlon Humphrey, CB, Hanoi Viet Kongs - 70 Coverages The S25 Bed Bath & Beyond Award winner is... James Bradberry, CB, Indianapolis Predators 70 Coverages (Honorable Mention: Jalen Ramsey, who also finished with 70 coverages. The winner was selected at random.) Congratulations to each of the winners, and make sure to get with Nacho to receive your rewards! Edited May 16, 2023 by TL-TwoWinsAway 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheKillerNacho Posted May 16, 2023 Author Share Posted May 16, 2023 54 minutes ago, TL-TwoWinsAway said: I defer to a vet, but will happily do it if no one else wants it. Sold! Send your ballots to this guy 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TL-TwoWinsAway Posted May 16, 2023 Share Posted May 16, 2023 (edited) S25 "Top" Performers: Offense (Disclaimer: questionable formatting ahead. If that sort of thing bothers you, feel free to skip.) Spoiler QB (top 10, sorted by rating) FNAME LNAME GS COMPL COMPL% RATING YARDS TDS INTS Patrick Mahomes [16 332/529 (62.76%, 102.93 4,304 32 7 Aaron Rodgers [16 351/554 (63.36%, 102.48 4,449 31 6 Josh Allen [16 335/528 (63.45%, 100.83 4,173 33 10 Tom Brady [16 344/551 (62.43%, 99.2 4,303 27 5 Joe Burrow [16 344/535 (64.30%, 96.76 4,156 29 12 Kirk Cousins [16 325/528 (61.55%, 96.56 4,072 30 10 Dak Prescott [16 346/533 (64.92%, 95.58 4,280 27 14 Trevor Lawrence [16 354/549 (64.48%, 93.32 4,541 25 16 Kyler Murray [16 292/448 (65.18%, 93.15 3,312 23 12 Justin Herbert [16 355/574 (61.85%, 92.99 4,283 28 11 RB (top 10, sorted by rushing yards) FNAME LNAME GS CAR YDS YPC LNG TDS FUM Christian McCaffrey [16 308 1,415 (4.59 32 6 1 Dalvin Cook [16 308 1,396 (4.53 35 9 3 Josh Jacobs [16 316 1,380 (4.37 22 10 1 Ezekiel Elliott [16 304 1,342 (4.41 38 6 2 Derrick Henry [16 295 1,339 (4.54 33 6 2 Aaron Jones [16 291 1,301 (4.47 24 6 1 Saquon Barkley [16 293 1,300 (4.44 30 7 2 Nick Chubb [16 306 1,299 (4.25 30 5 2 Alvin Kamara [16 291 1,292 (4.44 88 7 1 David Montgomery [16 285 1,265 (4.44 25 6 3 FB (top 8, sorted by pancakes) FNAME LNAME GS CAR YDS YPC LNG TDS FUM PANC Jonnu Smith [16 19 83 (4.37 19 1 28 C.J. Ham [16 18 59 (3.28 31 0 24 Josh Oliver [16 17 50 (2.94 8 0 23 Kyle Juszczyk [16 17 63 (3.71 13 0 22 Reggie Gilliam [16 8 27 (3.38 6 0 21 Jeff Wilson [16 21 51 (2.43 7 2 19 Jordan Akins [16 15 44 (2.93 9 0 1 19 Derek Watt [16 15 45 (3.00 6 1 19 WR (top 10, sorted by yards) FNAME LNAME GS REC YDS YPR TDS DRPS Tyreek Hill [16 85 1,341 (15.78 10 2 Justin Jefferson [16 98 1,331 (13.58 6 0 Deebo Samuel [16 86 1,240 (14.42 8 2 A.J. Brown [16 92 1,232 (13.39 8 3 Davante Adams [16 85 1,202 (14.14 11 1 CeeDee Lamb [16 92 1,177 (12.79 5 9 Cooper Kupp [16 88 1,172 (13.32 5 0 Tyler Lockett [16 78 1,121 (14.37 8 4 Stefon Diggs [16 82 1,115 (13.60 7 4 Mike Evans [16 83 1,107 (13.34 7 4 TE (top 10, sorted by yards) FNAME LNAME GS REC YDS YPR TDS DRPS PANC Travis Kelce [16 75 922 (12.29 8 3 9 Kyle Pitts [16 75 910 (12.13 3 4 9 Dallas Goedert [16 73 833 (11.41 5 6 16 Mike Gesicki [16 60 761 (12.68 4 3 10 Mark Andrews [16 73 759 (10.40 7 3 8 Darren Waller [16 62 736 (11.87 5 1 8 George Kittle [16 68 730 (10.74 6 2 9 David Njoku [16 63 699 (11.10 2 1 5 Dawson Knox [16 48 675 (14.06 2 3 9 T.J. Hockenson [16 63 668 (10.60 3 4 12 OT (top 10, sorted by +/-) FNAME LNAME GS PANC SAA STA +/- Ryan Ramczyk [16 19 2 2 15 Garett Bolles [16 20 1 4 15 Orlando Brown [16 33 2 17 14 Tristan Wirfs [16 33 4 15 14 Lane Johnson [16 20 4 3 13 Trent Williams [16 22 5 5 12 Jack Conklin [16 23 7 6 10 Brian O'Neill [16 23 3 10 10 Rashawn Slater [16 31 6 15 10 Eric Fisher [16 23 5 9 9 IOL (top 10, sorted by +/-) FNAME LNAME GS PANC SAA STA +/- Wyatt Teller [16 31 5 4 22 Zack Martin [16 30 7 7 16 Shaq Mason [16 30 9 7 14 Michael Onwenu [16 27 7 12 8 Ryan Kelly [16 22 4 10 8 David DeCastro [16 16 6 3 7 Alijah Vera-Tucker [16 24 6 12 6 David Andrews [16 20 6 10 4 Brian Allen [16 27 11 12 4 Rodney Hudson [16 22 8 10 4 Edited May 16, 2023 by TL-TwoWinsAway 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TL-TwoWinsAway Posted May 16, 2023 Share Posted May 16, 2023 (edited) S25 "Top" Performers: Defense and Special Teams (Disclaimer: questionable formatting ahead. If that sort of thing bothers you, feel free to skip.) Spoiler IDL (top 10, sorted by stuffs, including ties) FNAME LNAME GS TAK STF COV SACK Daron Payne [16 71 (20 1 4 B.J. Hill [16 71 (20 0 3 Jordan Davis [16 62 (20 2 3 Vita Vea [16 70 (20 0 3 Kenny Clark [16 75 (19 2 5 Dalvin Tomlinson [16 70 (18 4 3 D.J. Jones [16 60 (17 4 1 Christopher Jones [16 61 (16 3 7 Arik Armstead [16 54 (16 0 5 Cameron Heyward [16 62 (16 3 4 Poona Ford [16 56 (16 1 3 David Onyemata [16 73 (16 0 3 IDL (top 9, sorted by sacks, including ties) FNAME LNAME GS TAK STF COV SACK FF FR SAFT TDS Aaron Donald [16 70 (10 3 8 1 Christopher Jones [16 61 (16 3 7 1 Jonathan Allen [16 65 (14 1 7 1 1 Joey Bosa [16 62 (14 1 7 3 1 DeForest Buckner [16 71 (15 2 6 1 Brandon Graham [16 76 (14 3 6 Dexter Lawrence [16 62 (11 1 6 Leonard Williams [16 71 (10 1 6 1 Javon Hargrave [16 60 (10 1 6 3 EDGE (8+ sacks, sorted by sacks) FNAME LNAME GS TAK STFS COV SACK FF FR SFTY INT Nick Bosa [16 68 (14 2 10 1 1 Myles Garrett [16 77 (16 3 9 3 2 Khalil Mack [16 57 (13 1 9 2 1 T.J. Watt [16 71 (10 6 9 1 1 Brian Burns [16 53 (9 2 8 2 Maxx Crosby [16 61 (5 8 8 2 2 Chandler Jones [16 90 (3 7 8 1 Trey Hendrickson [16 72 (12 1 8 2 Von Miller [16 88 (11 10 8 Demarcus Lawrence [16 63 (11 8 1 1 LBs (100+ tackles, sorted by tackles) FNAME LNAME GS TAK IMP TOTS STF COV SACK Eric Kendricks [16 123 24 147 15 6 2 Bobby Wagner [16 120 25 145 11 6 2 Devin Lloyd [16 114 13 127 6 3 2 Tremaine Edmunds [16 112 30 142 11 12 5 Lavonte David [16 112 14 126 4 4 4 Fred Warner [16 106 38 144 18 12 4 Anthony Barr [16 106 22 128 13 5 4 Denzel Perryman [16 105 21 126 10 7 4 Kyle Van Noy [16 105 17 122 8 6 3 Josey Jewell [16 104 19 123 7 7 1 Jerome Baker [16 102 20 122 7 6 5 Micah Parsons [16 102 20 122 8 4 7 James Houston [16 102 19 121 8 5 4 Christian Kirksey [16 100 24 124 10 10 3 Myles Jack [16 100 21 121 10 6 2 Dre Greenlaw [16 100 20 120 10 5 5 LBs (25+ impact plays, sorted by non-tackle impact plays) FNAME LNAME GS TAK IMP TOTS STF COV SACK INT FF FR SAF TDS Fred Warner [16 106 38 144 18 12 4 1 2 1 Jordan Hicks [16 97 36 133 24 7 3 2 C.J. Mosley [16 91 31 122 16 7 4 1 2 1 Ja'Whaun Bentley [16 81 31 112 14 13 3 1 Tremaine Edmunds [16 112 30 142 11 12 5 1 1 Jayon Brown [16 92 30 122 14 10 4 1 1 Roquan Smith [16 88 28 116 11 9 5 2 1 Demario Davis [16 95 26 121 15 4 4 1 1 1 Elandon Roberts [14 82 26 108 10 11 2 1 1 1 Patrick Queen [16 82 26 108 14 7 5 Justin Houston [16 81 26 107 8 12 4 1 1 Bobby Wagner [16 120 25 145 11 6 2 3 2 1 Kwon Alexander [16 94 25 119 8 12 2 1 1 1 Devin White [16 74 25 99 12 6 4 2 1 LBs (123+ total stats, sorted by total stats) FNAME LNAME GS TAK IMP TOTS STF COV SACK INT FF FR SAF TDS Eric Kendricks [16 123 24 147 15 6 2 1 Bobby Wagner [16 120 25 145 11 6 2 3 2 1 Fred Warner [16 106 38 144 18 12 4 1 2 1 Tremaine Edmunds [16 112 30 142 11 12 5 1 1 Jordan Hicks [16 97 36 133 24 7 3 2 Anthony Barr [16 106 22 128 13 5 4 Devin Lloyd [16 114 13 127 6 3 2 1 1 Denzel Perryman [16 105 21 126 10 7 4 Lavonte David [16 112 14 126 4 4 4 1 1 Christian Kirksey [16 100 24 124 10 10 3 1 Darrell Taylor [16 99 24 123 13 6 3 1 1 Josey Jewell [16 104 19 123 7 7 1 2 2 CBs (top 10, sorted by coverages) FNAME LNAME GS TAK IMP TOTS STF COV Jalen Ramsey [16 70 79 149 3 70 James Bradberry [16 66 77 143 2 70 C.J. Henderson [16 64 73 137 1 69 Marshon Lattimore [16 61 72 133 3 65 Shaquill Griffin [16 83 71 154 2 63 Sauce Gardner [16 73 71 144 3 62 Darius Slay [16 75 68 143 62 L'Jarius Sneed [16 68 67 135 2 61 Mike Hilton [16 52 64 116 61 Marcus Peters [16 61 68 129 3 59 CBs (top 10, sorted by non-tackle impact plays) FNAME LNAME GS TAK IMP TOTS STF COV SACK INT FF FR TDS Jalen Ramsey [16 70 79 149 3 70 5 1 James Bradberry [16 66 77 143 2 70 1 3 1 C.J. Henderson [16 64 73 137 1 69 1 2 Marshon Lattimore [16 61 72 133 3 65 4 Shaquill Griffin [16 83 71 154 2 63 3 2 1 Sauce Gardner [16 73 71 144 3 62 1 4 1 Darius Slay [16 75 68 143 62 3 3 Marcus Peters [16 61 68 129 3 59 1 3 1 1 L'Jarius Sneed [16 68 67 135 2 61 1 2 1 Denzel Ward [16 71 66 137 5 56 2 2 1 CBs (top 11, sorted by total stats) FNAME LNAME GS TAK IMP TOTS STF COV SACK INT FF FR TDS Shaquill Griffin [16 83 71 154 2 63 3 2 1 Jalen Ramsey [16 70 79 149 3 70 5 1 Chidobe Awuzie [16 86 63 149 3 50 3 4 2 1 Sauce Gardner [16 73 71 144 3 62 1 4 1 James Bradberry [16 66 77 143 2 70 1 3 1 Darius Slay [16 75 68 143 62 3 3 Tre'Davious White [16 89 53 142 1 44 2 4 1 1 Byron Jones [16 77 63 140 1 54 3 4 1 C.J. Henderson [16 64 73 137 1 69 1 2 Denzel Ward [16 71 66 137 5 56 2 2 1 L'Jarius Sneed [16 68 67 135 2 61 1 2 1 Ss (top 10, sorted by tackles) FNAME LNAME GS TAK IMP TOTS STF COV Budda Baker [16 107 43 150 34 Keanu Neal [16 106 15 121 11 Derwin James [16 105 27 132 1 18 Kyle Dugger [16 104 27 131 1 23 Harrison Smith [16 104 31 135 2 22 Vonn Bell [16 102 23 125 5 14 Chauncey Gardner-Johnson [16 101 29 130 22 Marcus Williams [16 101 20 121 1 15 Jaylon Johnson [16 101 19 120 12 Tashaun Gipson [16 100 16 116 2 8 Ss (top 10, sorted by non-tackle impact plays) FNAME LNAME GS TAK IMP TOTS STF COV SACK INT FF FR TDS Budda Baker [16 107 43 150 34 2 3 3 1 Patrick Peterson [16 88 43 131 1 32 1 3 3 2 1 Jevon Holland [16 94 36 130 1 26 3 3 2 1 Tariq Woolen [16 77 33 110 2 29 2 Justin Simmons [16 72 33 105 2 26 4 1 Tyrann Mathieu [16 89 32 121 1 23 1 4 1 1 1 Quandre Diggs [16 68 32 100 1 25 4 1 1 Jalen Pitre [16 58 32 90 1 27 2 2 Harrison Smith [16 104 31 135 2 22 1 3 1 1 1 Kevin Byard [16 68 30 98 26 1 2 1 Ss (top 10, sorted by the total stats) FNAME LNAME GS TAK IMP TOTS STF COV SACK INT FF FR TDS Budda Baker [16 107 43 150 34 2 3 3 1 Harrison Smith [16 104 31 135 2 22 1 3 1 1 1 Derwin James [16 105 27 132 1 18 1 3 2 1 1 Patrick Peterson [16 88 43 131 1 32 1 3 3 2 1 Kyle Dugger [16 104 27 131 1 23 1 2 Jevon Holland [16 94 36 130 1 26 3 3 2 1 Chauncey Gardner-Johnson [16 101 29 130 22 1 3 3 Vonn Bell [16 102 23 125 5 14 1 2 1 Malik Hooker [16 99 25 124 1 16 1 2 2 2 1 Jabrill Peppers [16 97 25 122 21 2 1 1 Ks (top 10, sorted by FG%) FNAME LNAME GS FGM FGA FG% LNG XPM XPA TBS PTS Justin Tucker [16 46 47 (97.87%, 59 38 39 59 176 Jason Sanders [16 31 33 (93.94%, 54 37 37 50 130 Joey Slye [16 36 39 (92.31%, 52 40 40 46 148 Nick Folk [16 23 25 (92.00%, 47 33 33 41 102 Matt Prater [16 34 37 (91.89%, 56 37 37 54 139 Chris Boswell [16 28 31 (90.32%, 52 41 41 52 125 Wil Lutz [16 36 40 (90.00%, 55 36 38 46 144 Daniel Carlson [16 34 38 (89.47%, 56 44 44 48 146 Greg Zuerlein [16 41 46 (89.13%, 61 42 43 57 165 Mason Crosby [16 41 46 (89.13%, 54 33 33 50 156 Ps (top 10, sorted by YPP) FNAME LNAME GS PNTS YDS YPP LNG IN 20 Corey Bojorquez [16 72 3,398 47.19 68 27 Johnny Hekker [16 78 3,648 46.77 70 35 Tommy Townsend [16 65 2,986 45.94 65 22 Blake Gillikin [16 68 3,121 45.9 69 23 Rigoberto Sanchez [16 88 4,036 45.86 68 32 Tress Way [16 76 3,475 45.72 69 29 A.J. Cole [16 64 2,907 45.42 66 23 Michael Dickson [16 90 4,062 45.13 66 38 Bryan Anger [16 72 3,249 45.12 66 27 Andy Lee [16 77 3,473 45.1 69 3 KR/PRs (top 10, min 16 GS, sorted by YPR) FNAME LNAME GS RET YDS YPR LNG TDS Chase Claypool [11 64 1,216 (19.00 105 1 Andre Roberts [16 108 1,752 (16.22 105 2 Nyheim Hines [16 107 1,669 (15.60 86 0 John Metchie [4 25 387 (15.48 59 0 Kene Nwangwu [16 108 1,650 (15.28 99 0 James Cook [16 98 1,457 (14.87 105 1 Kadarius Toney [16 110 1,622 (14.75 105 1 Jaylen Waddle [16 98 1,439 (14.68 105 2 Tyreek Hill [5 34 495 (14.56 103 0 Amon-Ra St.Brown [16 93 1,324 (14.24 92 1 Edited May 16, 2023 by TL-TwoWinsAway 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TL-TwoWinsAway Posted May 16, 2023 Share Posted May 16, 2023 The most impressive statline from S25, in my opinion, is this one: Justin Jefferson [16 GS]: 98 receptions for 1,331 yards (13.58 YPR, 49 LNG), 6 touchdowns, 1 fumble. All Jefferson did is lead the league in receptions while not dropping a single pass. Insane. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bcb1213 Posted May 16, 2023 Share Posted May 16, 2023 Jalen Ramsey feels disrespectfed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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