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Nacho Simulation Football League (Season 25 - Taco Bowl XXV Posted!)


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Playoff scenarios... pretty simple actually (let me know if you believe I'm in error about something):

Spoiler

Rio de Janeiro:

  • Locked into 1st seed

Reykjavík:

  • Locked into 3rd seed

Anchorage:

  • Wins division (2nd seed) with win or tie vs HAM or LR loss or tie vs TOK.
  • If they fail to win division, they'll be 4th seed.

Hanoi:

  • Clinches playoffs (4th seed) with win vs REY and LR loss or tie vs TOK.
  • Can also earn 4th seed with a tie vs REY and LR loss vs TOK.
  • Eliminated with a loss vs REY or LR win vs TOK.

Little Rock:

  • Clinches playoffs (4th seed) with a win vs TOK.
  • Can win division (2nd seed) with a win vs TOK and ANC loss vs HAM.
  • Can also earn 4th seed with a tie vs TOK and a HAN loss or tie vs REY (but cannot earn 2nd seed this way).
  • Eliminated with a loss to TOK regardless of other games.

Tokyo:

  • Clinches playoffs (4th seed) with win vs LR and HAN loss vs REY.
  • Eliminated otherwise.

Wattsville:

  • Wins division (1st seed) with win or tie vs GRE or a PHO loss or tie vs NZ.
  • If they fail to win division, they'll be 3rd seed.

Phoenix:

  • Wins division (1st seed) with win vs NZ and WAT loss vs GRE.
  • If they fail to win division, they'll be 3rd seed.

Greenland:

  • Clinches playoffs (4th seed) with win or tie vs WAT or IND loss or tie vs EGY.
  • Eliminated with loss vs WAT and IND win vs EGY.

New Zealand:

  • Locked into 2nd seed

Indianapolis:

  • Clinches playoffs (4th seed) with win vs EGY and GRE loss to PHO
  • Eliminated otherwise.

Everyone else:

  • Eliminated :(
  • Notably, BG is eliminated because they can under no circumstance leapfrog both LR and TOK in the divisional standings, even with a win vs LAN.

Good luck everyone still in the hunt!

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26 minutes ago, ravens5520 said:

Kidding me right? That’s the RNG in such a big *** game. Sickening

Knew we were in for a ride when the first score was a safety. Gg.

Can't believe we got the W with Nick Chubb having 29 rushing yards and Mahomes 11 of 25 passing. Worst offensive performance I've seen that duo have.

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Penultimate rankings

Team PWNY Wins Loss Win % Net PF PA OR DR
Wattsville Waste Walruses 12.573 12 3 0.800 87 400 313 2 1
Phoenix Rubber Ducks 11.508 11 4 0.733 67 412 345 1 8
Rio de Janeiro Pirates 10.871 11 4 0.733 51 386 335 4 4
New Zealand Blobfish 9.884 10 5 0.667 31 358 327 10 3
Hanoi Viet Kongs 9.751 8 7 0.533 31 385 354 5 11
Reykjavík Direwolves 9.480 10 5 0.667 27 396 369 3 15
Greenland Polar Bears 9.455 9 6 0.600 23 343 320 14 2
Little Rock Uni Royals 9.078 8 7 0.533 18 361 343 9 7
Anchorage Amphibians 8.984 9 6 0.600 17 373 356 7 12
Bowling Green Bighorns 8.735 7 8 0.467 12 351 339 11 6
Indianapolis Predators 8.585 8.5 6.5 0.567 10 367 357 8 13
Freiburg Venom 8.182 6.5 8.5 0.433 3 351 348 11 9
Egypt Starfalls 8.000 6 9 0.400 0 336 336 15 5
Burlington Sock Puppets 7.054 6 9 0.400 -16 349 365 13 14
Scranton Papermakers 6.982 7 8 0.467 -19 384 403 6 19
Tokyo Samurai 6.960 7 8 0.467 -17 336 353 15 10
Lancaster Fighting Amish 4.816 5 10 0.333 -56 325 381 18 16
Hamilton Hornets 4.000 3 12 0.200 -76 330 406 17 20
Lake Minnewanka Ice Orcas 3.217 2 13 0.133 -91 306 397 19 18
Richmond Flying Squirrels 2.618 4 11 0.267 -102 283 385 20 17
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5 hours ago, TL-TwoWinsAway said:

Wait... I just realized this:

Vita Vea [14 GS]: 59 tackles (19 stuffs), 2 sacks, 2 forced fumbles, 2 recoveries.

Why is Vea not getting that stuff love here? Rude.

Also need punters on there so I can get a guy on the damn board.

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