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3 hours ago, TheKillerNacho said:

Playoff scenarios... pretty simple actually (let me know if you believe I'm in error about something):

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Rio de Janeiro:

  • Locked into 1st seed

Reykjavík:

  • Locked into 3rd seed

Anchorage:

  • Wins division (2nd seed) with win or tie vs HAM or LR loss or tie vs TOK.
  • If they fail to win division, they'll be 4th seed.

Hanoi:

  • Clinches playoffs (4th seed) with win vs REY and LR loss or tie vs TOK.
  • Can also earn 4th seed with a tie vs REY and LR loss vs TOK.
  • Eliminated with a loss vs REY or LR win vs TOK.

Little Rock:

  • Clinches playoffs (4th seed) with a win vs TOK.
  • Can win division (2nd seed) with a win vs TOK and ANC loss vs HAM.
  • Can also earn 4th seed with a tie vs TOK and a HAN loss or tie vs REY (but cannot earn 2nd seed this way).
  • Eliminated with a loss to TOK regardless of other games.

Tokyo:

  • Clinches playoffs (4th seed) with win vs LR and HAN loss vs REY.
  • Eliminated otherwise.

Wattsville:

  • Wins division (1st seed) with win or tie vs GRE or a PHO loss or tie vs NZ.
  • If they fail to win division, they'll be 3rd seed.

Phoenix:

  • Wins division (1st seed) with win vs NZ and WAT loss vs GRE.
  • If they fail to win division, they'll be 3rd seed.

Greenland:

  • Clinches playoffs (4th seed) with win or tie vs WAT or IND loss or tie vs EGY.
  • Eliminated with loss vs WAT and IND win vs EGY.

New Zealand:

  • Locked into 2nd seed

Indianapolis:

  • Clinches playoffs (4th seed) with win vs EGY and GRE loss to PHO
  • Eliminated otherwise.

Everyone else:

  • Eliminated :(
  • Notably, BG is eliminated because they can under no circumstance leapfrog both LR and TOK in the divisional standings, even with a win vs LAN.

Good luck everyone still in the hunt!

I don't accept these because the league office hasn't gotten to me about game fixing.

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50 minutes ago, TL-TwoWinsAway said:

That ending was insane.

It’s worse 1 min at 8 seconds. Not even 8 seconds it’s 8

Sexxons cuz he f me good. The luck I have is admirable that anyone with half a brain would take this mental beat down. Like got dammm. A min and 8 seconds my man gave me a min man. 

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On 3/18/2023 at 1:15 PM, Kingram said:

Tough first draft. Hopefully can get more talent next year where I’m not doing all my high picks lol

Shoutout to this guy: a new owner who takes over a team with decent keepers and minimal draft capital, makes the most of that value in his first season and enters Week 16 pushing for the #1 seed in his conference (and, potentially, the best record in the league). Pretty incredible work out of you this year.

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On 5/12/2023 at 12:54 PM, RuskieTitan said:

Knew we were in for a ride when the first score was a safety. Gg.

Can't believe we got the W with Nick Chubb having 29 rushing yards and Mahomes 11 of 25 passing. Worst offensive performance I've seen that duo have.

Yeah that was just a brutal way to end it. Looked to be locked up with another first down. Been a painful skid the second half of this season 

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